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<div class='viewer' macro='view text wikified'></div>
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To get started with this blank [[TiddlyWiki]], you'll need to modify the following tiddlers:
* [[SiteTitle]] & [[SiteSubtitle]]: The title and subtitle of the site, as shown above (after saving, they will also appear in the browser title bar)
* [[MainMenu]]: The menu (usually on the left)
* [[DefaultTiddlers]]: Contains the names of the tiddlers that you want to appear when the TiddlyWiki is opened
You'll also need to enter your username for signing your edits: <<option txtUserName>>
These [[InterfaceOptions]] for customising [[TiddlyWiki]] are saved in your browser

Your username for signing your edits. Write it as a [[WikiWord]] (eg [[JoeBloggs]])

<<option txtUserName>>
<<option chkSaveBackups>> [[SaveBackups]]
<<option chkAutoSave>> [[AutoSave]]
<<option chkRegExpSearch>> [[RegExpSearch]]
<<option chkCaseSensitiveSearch>> [[CaseSensitiveSearch]]
<<option chkAnimate>> [[EnableAnimations]]

----
Also see [[AdvancedOptions]]
<<importTiddlers>>
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/15 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live fast or something]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Sick of this asinine shit
We will soil your white flag
I'm not on the seventh floor
Any more
It's been ages since I went out there
It was a long walk
And I had hours
The police were there
And a museum
I followed this woman
I think she could tell
It was summer
The buildings were high
I could see fifteen miles
From the seventh floor
The angles were sexy
Here's a sound effect
Good, yeah?
I was so high
And believed I didn't exist
I nearly passed out
Straight out the back gate
Without a trace
Hidden under the window
It was so expensive
But I made it free
I made it free

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
Written by Man or Astro-man?

02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
Written by Gruff Rhys, Huw Bunford, Guto Pryce, Cian Ciaran, Dafydd Ieuan
The Henley sixth-formers
In their suits and their iPods
Luxuriously furnished Class A orgies
They're spoiled from the womb
They are spoiled from the womb
With their plush cast-iron spiral staircases
And their en suite bathrooms
Sex at fourteen
High-end cigs at twelve
Privilege and rugby
Four-wheel drives at seventeen
Air rifles on the acres
Uninterfering parental unit keeps it flowing
One way only
One way only, they are groomed for it
One way only, they are groomed for it
One way only, they are groomed for it
One way only, they are groomed for it
Fucking rugs, take it to Henley
Fucking rugs, take it to Henley
Fucking rugs, take it to Henley
And leave it there
And leave it there
And leave it there
And leave it there
Take it to Henley and leave it there
Take it to Henley and leave it there

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Wilmington Arms, London''
1 February 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
1 February 2009

[[An actual blow to the physical head]]
[[Love is less than three]]
[[How the mighty fall]]
[[Fucking unreal]]
[[Epitome]]
[[Fishin' blues]] *

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
 * [[LH]]: voice
[[Party Mule]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
1 April 2007

//Setlist lost//

[[PB]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''Charliefest, Par''
1 September 2012

[[In the cells]]
[[Off the ridge]]
[[Muscle memory]]
[[Colston steps]]
[[Leaves]]
[[43 light years sure is a long way]]
[[Rachel's bones]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Figurines of the Wretched]]
''Charliefest, Par''
1 September 2013

[[A DVD of Mulan]]
[[Son, you're the tsar]]
[[Butter floor]]
[[Loose women]]
[[Amy]]
[[Jesus gets three points every time]]
[[Miserable typists]]
[[The Farnes-Barnes correspondence]]
[[Reasonably pleased]]

[[DT]]: voice, electric guitar
[[RH]]: acoustic guitar, electric guitar, voice
[[AH]]: percussion
[[PJ]]: korg
[[JG]]: voice
[[Parachute Game]]
''Chillifields Festival, Birmingham''
2 July 2011

[[Hurrah for the young intellectuals]]
[[Pigeons vs. baguettes]] / [[Where is love?]]
[[Moth fight]]
[[Lost it (in the morning)]]
[[Join up]]
[[Cut you right open]]
[[More pork vicar?]]
[[No clues]]
[[Sex at parties]]
[[Hello! ma baby]]
[[Vertical horses]]

[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''Pittville Union, Cheltenham''
2 October 2003

[[My double life]]
[[Spinetrak]]
[[Lozenge/mustang]]

[[MB]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: drums, voice
[[Oh Castro]]
''Barfly, London''
3 January 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Spotted Dog, Birmingham''
3 March 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
3 April 2006

[[Hippy bullshit|Hipster bullshit]]
[[4 tha team]]
[[Stop moving crabwise]]
[[The grave awaits you]]
[[77 kilometres]]
[[Drug song]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Yardbird, Birmingham''
3 September 2008

[[Dunc's skiffle]]
[[Down again]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]
[[LH]]
[[JG]]
[[DV]]
[[JH]]
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
4 February 2007

[[No minutes to a petty fuck]]
[[Goodbye Jenny]] / [[Public]]
[[YES]]
[[The grave awaits you]]
[[Glue]]
[[Hippy bullshit|Hipster bullshit]]
[[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]]
[[Down again]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Z+]]
''Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol''
4 April 2010

[[Distant one]]
[[Wasted son]]
//Untitled//
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Lions]]

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice



[[The Pesty Mawgans]]
''Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol''
4 April 2010

[[Dogs]] / [[Aerotrain]]
[[If Mulder shits it we're all in for a bad one]]
[[Stollen sock boy]]
[[Stuck in Wolves / Stuck in a wolf]]
[[The argument]]
[[Energy of a dad]]
[[Benefits & jobs]]

[[JWH]]: voice, guitar, bass guitar
[[AH]]: voice, guitar, drums
[[RH]]: guitar, drums, keyboard
[[DT]]: bass guitar, keyboard



[[Stray Croissants]]
''Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol''
4 April 2010

[[The seal trip]]
[[Bad boys]]
[[Salt]]
[[Slats]]
[[Anything could happen]]
[[Mothball]]

[[CA]]: voice, ukulele
[[MB]]: guitar, drums, voice
[[SH]]: bass guitar, voice, keyboard
[[RH]]: drums, voice



[[Rob Howard]]
''Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol''
4 April 2010

[[Muscle memory]]
[[Indian Ocean]]
[[Moth fight]]
[[Stone|Stone (cover)]]
[[Hearth warmth]]
[[Say yes to strangers]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Chalkotheke]]
''Chillifields Festival, Birmingham''
4 August 2012

[[Leaves]]
[[Muscle memory]]
[[Death mask]]
[[Quick secession]] *
[[Third conditional]] / [[Wade]]
[[Drug song]]
[[Off the ridge]]
[[In the cells]] **
[[Channels]] **
[[Scissors & stone]] **
[[43 light years sure is a long way]] **

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
 * [[PB]]: harmonica
 ** [[JG]]: cello
[[Z+]]
''Moseley Folk Festival, Birmingham''
4 September 2010

//Setlist missing//

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''The Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham''
4 December 2003

[[Palindromic year celebration]]
[[Slide projector defector]]
[[Speck bebop]]
[[I'll break it]]
[[Space Christmas]]
[[Spencer Grigorian]]
[[Valley girl intelligentsia]] / [[Tired of waiting for you]]
[[25 strangers]]
[[Those jazz songs are not mine]]
[[Throw the 'R' away]]
[[L.O.M.P.]]

[[CS]]: bass guitar, voice
[[CM]]: voice
[[RH]]: guitar, drums, voice
[[MB]]: guitar, drums, voice
[[RD]]: voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
5 March 2008

[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Slight irritations]] / [[Death mask]]
[[Say yes to strangers]]
[[No clues]]
[[Epitome]]
[[Hey sleep]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Bull's Head, Birmingham''
5 June 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Z+]]
''The Victoria, Birmingham''
5 August 2011

//Setlist missing//

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Bull's Head, Birmingham''
5 September 2006

[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Cut you right open]]
[[Whole lot of luck]]
[[Slept]]
[[Kill the youths]]
[[Party song]]
[[How the mighty fall]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''Trof, Manchester''
5 September 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Moseley Folk Festival, Birmingham''
5 September 2009

[[Dunc's skiffle]] / [[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Gently Johnny]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[There are forces]]
[[Down again]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[DV]]: guitar, ukulele, melodica, voice
[[JH]]: drums
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''The Cooperage, Plymouth''
6 January 2003

[[Antagonistic twat]] / [[Moroccan town of Sale]]
[[Vertical horses]]
[[Wanna mess you around]]
[[43 light years sure is a long way]]
[[Hwah!]] / [[Steve Buscemi]]
[[Polish my release! (live)]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice, keyboard
[[MB]]: guitar, drums, voice
[[TH]]: voice
[[AH]]: voice
[[LS]]: voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham''
6 April 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[DV]]: guitar, ukulele, voice
[[JH]]: drums
[[Rob Howard & The Hotrods]]
''The Pilgrim, Liverpool''
6 April 2009

[[Death mask]]
[[77 kilometres]]
[[Slats]] / [[Slug song]]
[[Epitome]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Settle the bill]]
[[First one's free]]
[[Fucking unreal]]
[[Coal]]
[[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]]
[[Suck my cock]]

[[RH]]: guitar, bass guitar, voice
[[MB]]: guitar, bass guitar, voice
[[CA]]: drums
[[JoM]]: percussion
[[The Pesty Mawgans]]
''The Boneyard, Bristol''
6 June 2010

[[If Mulder shits it we're all in for a bad one]]
[[Badger song]]
[[Stuck in Wolves / Stuck in a wolf]]
[[Stollen sock boy]]
[[Sleeping on the floor]]
[[Benefits & jobs]]

[[JWH]]: voice
[[AH]]: guitar, drums, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, drums
[[DT]]: bass guitar
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham''
7 June 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]
[[LH]]
[[DV]]
[[JH]]
[[Oh Castro]]
''Balsall Heath Carnival, Birmingham''
7 July 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Parachute Game]]
''Bath Buildings, Bristol''
7 August 2009

[[Your picnic table (from space)]]
[[Gently Johnny]]
[[Abi & the lion]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Light House, Wolverhampton''
8 November 2008

[[Defend your castle]]
[[Tuatha Danaan]]
[[Everything's fine right now]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Down again]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[My lighthouse]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice, percussion
[[AH]]: percussion
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Spotted Dog, Birmingham''
8 December 2006

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Bull's Head, Birmingham''
8 December 2013

[[Natural border|Natural border (song)]]
[[Leaves]]
[[In the cells]]
[[Off the ridge]]
[[Mercy seat]]
[[Rachel's bones]]
[[Muscle memory]]
[[Quick secession]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Island Bar, Birmingham''
9 May 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]
[[LH]]
[[DV]]
[[Rob Howard]]
''Kuvuka, Bristol''
9 May 2009

[[43 light years sure is a long way]]
[[Her eyes felt sweet]] / [[Living OK]]
[[An actual blow to the physical head]]
[[Chess champion]] / [[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Legal highs and illegal lows]] / [[I did acid with a porn star]]
[[Ranty thing]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
9 August 2007

[[Virtual virtues]]
[[Everything's fine right now]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Tuatha Danaan]]
[[Down again]]
[[When it rains it pours]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]
[[Defend your castle]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice, percussion
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Fountain, Walsall''
9 October 2006

[[How the mighty fall]]
[[This city is mine]]
[[Genus: parodia]]
[[Romance isn't dead]]
[[Cut you right open]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Bridewell Gallery, Liverpool''
9 December 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice, percussion
[[MB]]: percussion
by [[Parachute Game]]

[img[buggered200.png]]

01 [[Badge cafe]] 1:10
02 [[Yishar koach]] 1:41
03 [[I think I need a new heart]] 2:04
04 [[Looking after grandma]] / [[A monk in the abbey]] 2:29
05 [[The blenderizer]] 2:12
06 [[After hours]] 1:57
07 [[Your picnic table (from space)]] / [[High spy]] 4:48
08 [[Slight irritations]] 1:51
09 [[You're wrong enough to be my son]] 3:47
22:04

[[JG]] \\ voice, cello, keyboard, acoustic guitar, bass guitar, organ, harmonica, whistle, pipes, percussion
[[RH]] \\ voice, acoustic guitar, bass guitar, electric guitar, keyboard, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released July 2007

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/10-buggered-moments]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?z6f5a1rtflfg4vk]]
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Farcroft, Birmingham''
10 March 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Bull's Head, Birmingham''
10 April 2007

[[7am]] / [[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Stop moving crabwise]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]
[[Love love]]
[[Suck my cock]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice, keyboard, tabla
[[LH]]: guitar, voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice, keyboard
[[Oh Castro]]
''MAC, Birmingham''
11 March 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Jug of Ale, Birmingham''
11 May 2006

[[Heard about your band]]
[[Human interesting]]
[[Moth fight]]
[[77 kilometres]]
[[Settle the bill]]
[[Drug song]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice, drums
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
12 November 2006

[[Praise machine]]
[[This city is mine]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Face sound #1]]
[['High']]
[[Magnitude of a tertiary]]
[[Drug song]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
Instrumental

Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Frog & Parrot, Sheffield''
13 April 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Creosote Bastard]]
''The Cooperage, Plymouth''
13 May 2002

[[Kebab or shag]]
[[Hwah!]]
[[Famous]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice, keyboard
[[MB]]: guitar, voice
[[JH]]: drums
[[Party Mule]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
13 May 2007

//Setlist lost//

[[PB]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
13 December 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice, percussion
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Public, West Bromwich''
14 August 2009

[[Gently Johnny]]
[[Tuatha Danaan]]
[[Hey sleep]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Spotted Dog, Birmingham''
15 February 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Carl & Sons]]
''Retro Bar, Manchester''
15 April 2004

[[Spencer Grigorian]] / [[Why don't we do it in the road?]]
[[Valley girl intelligentsia]] / [[Tired of waiting for you]]
[[I like it]]
[[Brown and cute]]
[[Antagonistic twat]] / [[Moroccan town of Sale]]
[[Vincent Price]]
[[Raging whore]]
[[Your heart out]]
[[In da club]]
[[Myles from Chelmsford]]
[[You still believe in me]]
[[Louie Louie]]

[[CM]]: voice, melodica, drums
[[MB]]: guitar, voice, drums, percussion
[[JT]]: guitar, voice, melodica
[[RH]]: guitar, voice, drums
[[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
15 April 2007

[[Paul Busst song]]
[[The futility of trying to do what you ought]]
[[When it rains it pours]]
[[Tuatha Danaan]]
[[A kiss at the end of the rainbow]]
[[Advert song]]
[[A message to you, Rudy]]

[[LH]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[Z+]]
''Victoria Works, Bath''
15 June 2010

[[Distant one]]
[[Pillbug]]
[[Wasted son]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Lions]]
//Untitled//

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[Figurines of the Wretched]]
''Charliefest, Par''
15 July 2017

[[Amy]]
[[Special agent]]
[[Inflatable cake]]
[[Fertile for a lizard]]
[[The Womble Ensemble]]
[[Untitled]]
[[Bruce Lee]]
[[Lizard brains]]
[[Dolphin lover]]

[[DT]]: voice
[[RH]]: guitars, saxophone, sequencer
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Chillifields Festival, Birmingham''
15 August 2009

[[Dunc's skiffle]] / [[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Down again]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Hey sleep]] / [[Range life]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[DV]]: guitar, ukulele, melodica, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
15 October 2006

[[Romance isn't dead]]
[[How the mighty fall]]
[[Run away]]
[[Magnitude of a tertiary]]
[[Party song]]
[[77 kilometres]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice



[[Jesmond Villas|Jesmond Villas & The Quids]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
15 October 2006

[[Trendsetter]]
[[You held my hand]]
[[Is it wicked not to care?]]
[[The only place left to hide]]
[[Time's a-wastin']]
[[What do I have to do?]]
[[La bamba]]

[[LH]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[The Dog Brushes]]
''Charliefest, Par''
16 July 2011

[[The little finger is a very precious thing]]
[[Biscuits for the hero]]
[[Small train of thought]]
[[Lodi]]
[[I said]]
[[Church of England]]
[[Salt]]
[[What you should be now]]
[[Maps]]
[[Fiery death]]
[[Rinse the GPS]]
[[Critics]]
[[Join up]]
[[Gaga]]
[[I only have eyes for you]]

[[AH]]: drums
[[MB]]: guitars, voice
[[PJ]]: bass guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitars, voice
[[IB]]: voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Lansdown, Bristol''
16 September 2010

[[Lost it (in the morning)]]
[[How the mighty fall]]
[[No minutes to a petty fuck]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Ranty thing]]
[[The grave awaits you]]
[[Cut you right open]]
[[Hello! ma baby]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Slak, Cheltenham''
17 July 2007

[[Everything's fine right now]]
[[Down again]]
[[Paul Busst song]] / [[Defend your castle]]
[[Tuatha Danaan]]
[[Stop moving crabwise]]
[[When it rains it pours]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice, percussion
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
17 September 2006

[[How the mighty fall]]
[[Party song]]
[[No clues]]
[[Gift-wrapped scented candles]]
[[Cut you right open]]
[[Magnitude of a tertiary]]
[[Drug song]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Z+]]
''The Lansdown, Bristol''
18 March 2010

[[Distant one]]
[[Wasted son]]
//Untitled//
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Kangaroo]]
[[Lions]]

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Z+]]
''Antifolk Alldayer IV, The Lanes, Bristol''
18 July 2010

//Setlist missing//

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice



[[The Pesty Mawgans]]
''Antifolk Alldayer IV, The Lanes, Bristol''
18 July 2010

//Setlist missing//

[[JWH]]: voice
[[AH]]: guitar, drums, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, drums
[[DT]]: bass guitar, keyboard
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Miners Arms, Bristol''
18 August 2009

[[Death mask]]
[[Indian Ocean]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Parachute Game]]
''Kuvuka, Bristol''
18 October 2008

[[Your picnic table (from space)]]
[[Gently Johnny]]
[[All my little words]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Bim bim bim bim bim bim]]

[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice



[[How to Spot a Communist]]
''Kuvuka, Bristol''
18 October 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[JWH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello
[[RH]]: guitar
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]], [[JWH]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
by [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]]

[img[190711200.png]]

01 [[Tunnel]] 2:27
02 [[Walker]] 3:25
03 [[Larceny]] 2:54
04 [[Vanilla]] 3:01
05 [[Reconnaissance]] 1:43
06 [[Pidgin]] 3:46
07 [[Heir]] 3:03
08 [[Breakfast]] 3:17
09 [[Mither]] 3:08
10 [[Silica]] 3:32
11 [[Jetty]] 3:24

[[MB]]
[[RH]]
[[PJ]]

Recorded in Bodmin, 19 July 2011

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[[Party Mule]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
19 March 2007

//Setlist lost//

[[PB]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''The Cooperage, Plymouth''
19 August 2002

[[I'm in a scene]]
[[43 light years sure is a long way]]
[[Lozenge/mustang]]
[[Polish my release! (live)]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[MB]]: guitar, voice
[[C?]]: drums
[[JC]]: percussion
by [[Parachute Game]]

[img[1983200.png]]

01 [[Red red wine]] 2:52
02 [[True]] 3:31
03 [[Love love]] 2:35
8:58

[[JG]] \\ voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar, harmonica

Recorded in Coventry (June 2013) and Bristol (late 2013)
Released 18 September 2014

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/1983]]
[[Oh Castro]]
''Barfly, Birmingham''
20 February 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Oh Castro]]
''Bar Academy, Birmingham''
20 April 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Victoria, Birmingham''
20 May 2009

[[Dunc's skiffle]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[There are forces]]
[[Down again]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: voice, percussion
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[DV]]: guitar, ukulele, melodica, voice
[[JH]]: drums
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Lansdown, Bristol''
20 May 2010

[[Muscle memory]]
[[77 kilometres]]
[[Pillbug]]
[[Hello! ma baby]]
[[Love is less than three]]
[[Ranty thing]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Victoria, Birmingham''
20 July 2010

[[Dunc's skiffle]] / [[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Down again]]
[[There are forces]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]
[[LH]]
[[JG]]
[[DV]]
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
20 August 2006

[[77 kilometres]]
[[Whole lot of luck]]
[[4 tha team]]
[[Hippy bullshit|Hipster bullshit]]
[[Party song]]
[[Join up]]
[[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]]
[[Drug song]]
[[Slept]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[3 Ring Muff Circus]]
''The Hub, Cheltenham''
20 November 2005

[[Music to shit and piss to|Music to shit and piss to (song)]]

[[LH]]
[[RH]]
[[TJ]]
[[CM]]
[[LO]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
21 January 2007

[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[No minutes to a petty fuck]]
[[Down again]]
[[Box Elder]]
[[Cool song]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Z+]]
''Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire''
21 August 2011

//Setlist missing//

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[CLB]]: mandolin
[[The Pesty Mawgans]]
''Antifolk UK Spring Festival, 12 Bar, London''
22 May 2010

[[If Mulder shits it we're all in for a bad one]]
[[Badger song]]
[[Stuck in Wolves / Stuck in a wolf]]
[[Stollen sock boy]]
[[Sleeping on the floor]]
[[The argument]]
[[Benefits & jobs]]

[[JWH]]
[[AH]]
[[RH]]
[[DT]]
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Musician, Leicester''
22 July 2010

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]
[[JG]]
[[DV]]
[[Parachute Game]]
''The Miners Arms, Bristol''
23 June 2009

[[Gently Johnny]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
23 July 2006

[[Join up]]
[[Slept]]
[[77 kilometres]]
[[Party song]]
[[Party hard]]
[[Whole lot of luck]]
[[Brain surgeon]]
[[Magnitude of a tertiary]]
[[Drug song]]
[[Friday night fever]] *
[[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]] *

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
 * [[RM]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Indietracks Festival, Swanwick Junction''
23 July 2010

[[Dunc's skiffle]] / [[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Down again]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[There are forces]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]
[[43 light years sure is a long way]]

[[RH]]
[[JG]]
[[DV]]
[[One Fathom Tall and Gallons of Muscle]]
''The Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham''
23 December 2006

//Setlist lost//

[[RH]]
[[CM]]
[[LO]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
[[Z+]]
''Oxfam, Keynsham''
24 March 2010

[[Distant one]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Lions]]

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Joey Chainsaw & The Shitheads]]
''Bath Buildings, Bristol''
24 May 2009

[[Bristol Sunday|http://www.veoh.com/watch/v18841467w94eN6Ym]]

[[JM]]: guitar, voice
[[CR]]: guitar
[[RH]]: guitar
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
24 September 2006

[[Cut you right open]]
[[Settle the bill]]
[[Party song]] *

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
 * [[PB]]: voice
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Frog & Parrot, Sheffield''
24 November 2006

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
I don't want to go to your party
Twenty-five strangers in a four-bedroom house
It's not where I want to go
It's not what I want to be

Written by [[RH]]

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
[[Party Mule]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
25 February 2007

//Setlist lost//

[[PB]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''35 King Street, Bristol''
25 June 2010

[[Death mask]]
[[Down again]]
[[Say yes to strangers]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Time will not change my mind]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Miners Arms, Bristol''
26 January 2010

[[Muscle memory]]
[[Pillbug]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Oh Castro]]
''Rock Garden, London''
26 August 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''Pittville Union, Cheltenham''
27 February 2003

[['Space Ghost Coast to Coast' end credits]]
[[Bile session]]
[[Supremecorq: plugging the ears of wine]]
[[Antagonistic twat]] / [[Moroccan town of Sale]]
[[My £5]]
[[43 light years sure is a long way]]
[[Exiled kings]]
[[Sex at parties]]
[[Future light cone]] / [[Backwards train]]
[[Flared music logs]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[MB]]: guitar, voice
[[CS]]: guitar, voice
[[SN]]: drums
[[JH]]: voice
[[Party Mule]]
''The Bull's Head, Birmingham''
27 February 2007

//Setlist lost//

[[PB]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Z+]]
''The Cube, Bristol''
27 February 2010

[[Distant one]]
[[Wasted son]]
[[If]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Straight green lines]]
[[Lions]]

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''35 King Street, Bristol''
27 May 2010

[[Pillbug]]
[[Stop moving crabwise]]
[[Hello! ma baby]]
[[Ranty thing]]
[[Drug song]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Hare & Hounds, Birmingham''
27 June 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Birds of the Cornish Coast]]
''Warminster Road, Bristol''
27 September 2008

//Setlist missing//

[[JG]]
[[AH]]
[[JWH]]
[[RH]]
[[HV]]
[[Oh Castro]]
''Custard Factory, Birmingham''
27 October 2007

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Parachute Game]] / [[Z+]]
''The Miners Arms, Bristol''
27 October 2009

[[After hours]]
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Lions]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
27 December 2010

[[Lost it (in the morning)]]
[[Rachel's bones]]
[[Whole lot of luck]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Hearth warmth]]
[[How the mighty fall]]
[[Colston steps]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''Kuvuka, Bristol''
28 March 2009

[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Beyond all trace]] / [[Down again]]
[[Virtual virtues]]
[[77 kilometres]]
[[Biscuits for the hero]]
[[Death mask]]
[[Party song]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Z+]]
''35 King Street, Bristol''
28 April 2010

[[Distant one]]
[[Wasted son]]
//Untitled//
[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Lions]]

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''Tanoshi, Birmingham''
28 June 2006

[[Whole lot of luck]]
[[Slept]]
[[Stop moving crabwise]]
[[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]]
[[Magnitude of a tertiary]]
[[Tonight will be fine]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Flapper, Birmingham''
28 July 2008

[[Dunc's skiffle]]
[[Down again]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[There are forces]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]
[[LH]]
[[JG]]
[[DV]]
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Adam & Eve, Birmingham''
28 December 2009

[[Muscle memory]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Pillbug]]
[[Indian Ocean]]
[[Tidal wave]]
[[Hello! ma baby]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''Antifolk Alldayer I, The Junction, Bristol''
29 June 2008

[[Dunc's skiffle]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[There are forces]]
[[Down again]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]
[[LH]]
[[JG]]
[[DV]]
[[MB]]
''Recordings''
11/05 \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]

''Live''
[[20/11/05]] \\ The Hub, Cheltenham
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Lamb, London''
30 April 2009

[[Dunc's skiffle]] / [[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[Down again]]
[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[DV]]: guitar, ukulele, melodica, glockenspiel, voice
[[Lime Chalks]]
''The Strand, Cheltenham''
30 June 2007

[[Stop moving crabwise]]
[[Down again]]
[[Tuatha Danaan]]
[[Rivers of Babylon]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[When it rains it pours]]
[[After hours]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]
[[A message to you, Rudy]]
[[Shake yer 'and gov?]]
[[A kiss at the end of the rainbow]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[LH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[Rob Howard]]
''The Miners Arms, Bristol''
30 June 2009

[[Hello! ma baby]]
[[I'm so tired]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[Bugger Off Grandad]]
''Southsea''
31 July 2010

[[Reykjavík bay]]
[[Defend your castle]]
[[You like me too much]]
[[B.A.B.E.]]
[[Hello! ma baby]]
[[Hey sleep]]
[[I think I need a new heart]]
[[Hipster bullshit]]
[[There are forces]]
[[(Drawing) Rings around the world]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[FG]]: bass guitar
[[Oh Castro]]
''The Bull's Head, Birmingham''
31 October 2006

//Setlist missing//

[[VS]]: guitars, voice
[[AS]]: guitar, voice
[[RH]]: bass guitar
[[SG]]: drums
[[Z+]]
''Denbigh Street, Bristol''
31 October 2009

[[Cranes on the skyline]]
[[Lions]]

[[MC]]: guitar, voice
[[JG]]: cello, voice
[[RH]]: guitar, voice
Unused bricks, the hailstorm died
Bailiffs flicked the form aside
As they trampled cashmere into the topsoil
Textbook alignment to the counterfoil
My four-volume, leather-bound compendium
She hordes the documentation from every transaction

Separatist freaks with wizened beaks
Craning their necks for a better view of their own heads
Clergymen jaundiced by the beeline tactics
Training up the tourists was never that drastic
Several times a day is more than I can handle on my own

Amperes limited, voltage dreary
Fences treated and my palms are beery
So direct the qualms to my father's department
Crumpled inside a hidden compartment
A cheeky chain on ruled A4
It's rough terrain, the kitchen floor
I passed out for the team

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Drivers waving bottles of blood
Turning bad when they're trying to turn good
There's someone's voice but you can tell the bastard's miming
And then he praises peace but champions war
Is this questionable direction worth dying for?
The shit they talk never fails to surprise me
They screw my order every single time
And when I get to the front, I'm sent to the back of the line

Protect my stuff with Samsonite
The eastern sign fades out of sight
The PA blares out staff cuts to the runway
I hate the feeling of the road
Set permanent in sleepy mode
And wake up to the feeling of a Monday
Everybody loves a handsome loser
Everybody loves a dropout with a beard
That's why I'm growing one

The edge of town rolls underneath
Past the skate park with its slippy slippy teeth
And in the last five days I've drunk no less than fifty
Because last night's show was a bag of shit
The twat-faced compere ruined it
Favouring Myriad and Fake Plastic Trees
Perhaps Gregor Samsa's face is similar to mine
And maybe I should get round to paying my £10 train fine

We stayed up till three o'clock and watched Trisha
And TJ Hooker spazzing up a mission
And talked about how foxes can ruin farming
I don't know why they bother doing that
They slow down in and burn it back out
I think I'll make a call to George the barman

Written by [[RH]]

09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Come here and fight me to the death]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
I've walked 77 kilometres
Without having a clue where I was going to
And I've wound up here with you
And now I don't know what to do

I've hurt my knee, and I've grazed my shin
And I've twisted my ankle again

I was once privy to some pretty sensitive salary-based secrets
And someone spilled mushroom tea on my new boots
And then a schizophrene on the thirty-five
Was sketching my face into his spiral notebook

I've hurt my knee, and I've grazed my shin
And I've twisted my ankle again
I've hurt my balls, and I've fallen on my face
And I've twisted my ankle again

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/07 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 24]]
Song and words by [[MC]]
Music by [[MC]], [[JG]], [[RH]], [[CLB]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[less200.png]]

01 [[Love is less than three]] 4:53
02 [[Autumn]] 3:40
03 [[Legal highs and illegal lows]] 3:06
04 [[On the ropes]] 5:31
17:12

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in Bristol
Released October 2008

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/3]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/b0wcgwsk8yrxtyj/08-10_rob_howard_-_love_is_less_than_three.zip]]
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''#15 basement, Cheltenham''
?? December 2004

[[Settle the bill]]
[[Vincent Price]]
[[Lozenge/mustang]]
[[My double life]]
[[Sex at parties]]
[[25 strangers]]
[[Flared music logs]]
[[Moroccan town of Sale]]
[[Acoustic guitar]]

[[RH]]: guitar, voice
[[MB]]: drums, voice



[[The Mongrels]]
''#15 basement, Cheltenham''
?? December 2004

[[Greatcoat|Greatcoat (song)]]

[[JM]]
[[MB]]
[[RH]]
[[ND]]
[[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
''#15 basement, Cheltenham''
?? ?? 2005

//Setlist missing//

[[RH]]
[[MB]]
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Slide projector defector]]
02 [[Speck bebop]]
03 [[I'll break it]]
04 [[Space Christmas]]
05 [[Spencer Grigorian]]
06 [[Valley girl intelligentsia]] / [[Tired of waiting for you]]
07 [[25 strangers]]
08 [[Those jazz songs are not mine]]
09 [[Throw the 'R' away]]
10 [[L.O.M.P.]]

[[CS]] \\ bass guitar, voice
[[CM]] \\ voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar, drums, voice
[[MB]] \\ guitar, drums, voice
[[RD]] \\ voice

Recorded live at the Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham, 4 December 2003
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [['Space Ghost Coast to Coast' end credits]]
02 [[Bile session]]
03 [[Supremecorq: plugging the ears of wine]]
04 [[Antagonistic twat]] / [[Moroccan town of Sale]]
05 [[My £5]]
06 [[43 light years sure is a long way]]
07 [[Exiled kings]]
08 [[Sex at parties]]
09 [[Future light cone]] / [[Backwards train]]
10 [[Flared music logs]]

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[MB]] \\ guitar, voice
[[CS]] \\ guitar, voice
[[SN]] \\ drums
[[JH]] \\ voice

Recorded live at Pittville Union, Cheltenham, 27 February 2003
by [[Carl & Sons]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Spencer Grigorian]] / [[Why don't we do it in the road?]]
02 [[Valley girl intelligentsia]] / [[Tired of waiting for you]]
03 [[I like it]]
04 [[Brown and cute]]
05 [[Antagonistic twat]] / [[Moroccan town of Sale]]
06 [[Vincent Price]]
07 [[Raging whore]]
08 [[Your heart out]]
09 [[In da club]]
10 [[Myles from Chelmsford]]
11 [[You still believe in me]]

[[CM]] \\ voice, melodica, drums
[[MB]] \\ guitar, voice, drums, percussion
[[JT]] \\ guitar, voice, melodica
[[RH]] \\ drums, guitar, voice

Recorded live at the Retro Bar, Manchester, 15 April 2004
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Walk in from a distant town
With your hands still wretched by the ocean
It's a quicker way to the end
It's a different route to the end

Dawdle northbound on Aurora
And take your precious time on the odd track
With pocket hands in frozen motion
And mountains off to the side

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]
by [[The Turkish Delights]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Some boys in 'Wank Field']] :31
02 [[Those in your slipstream, pity I]] 3:09
03 [[Vertical horses]] (take 2, knackered) :43
04 [[Mr Speaker]] 3:25
05 [[Whore blues]] 3:59
06 [[Manual stimulation]] :23
07 [[The gentleman whose passing yielded two corpses]] 13:03
08 [[Pieces aflame]] 2:46
09 [[Gloating about the glen]] :31
10 [[Vertical horses]] (take 3, witty) 1:53
30:30

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice
[[JH]] \\ saxophone, clarinet, drums, voice
[[ALS]] \\ guitar

Recorded in Birmingham
Released July 2004

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?za868vzq9dv799a]]
A guy called orange
Woke in a pool of his own piss
He stood up and said to himself
'I can't take much more of this'
He climbed up the basement stairs
And out on to the street
We we walking by
Through the rain and hail and sleet
Orange called out to me 'Why?'
I stared straight back at him and cried
He pointed at the house behind him
He said 'You know, this has never been mine'

Written by [[RH]]

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by Michael ~McKean, Annette O'Toole
Written by Dandy Livingstone
Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
by [[Scythe Ethics]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Road]] 11:30
02 [[City]] 6:45
03 [[Home]] 11:34
29:51

[[RH]] \\ noise

Recorded in Birmingham
Released April 2001
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[astab200.png]]

01 [[A DVD of Mulan]] 11:06
02 [[Son, you're the tsar]] 2:47
03 [[The Farnes-Barnes correspondence]] 7:53
04 [[Amy]] 3:13
05 [[Butter floor]] 7:00
32:01

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitar, drum loop, typewriter
[[RH]] \\ guitars, tabla

Recorded in Bristol, 24 August 2013
Mixed in Bristol, August 2013
Released 29 August 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/a-stab]]
Written by [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Written by Mike Post, Pete Carpenter

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
''Andrew Slattery''

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
''Abi Higgs''

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
''Alex Shermer''

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
''Aman Singh''

06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]
Rob Howard is a music and words person in Bristol, England. Click [[this|mailto:bob@ilk.net.in]] to send an email. Site made with [[Tiddlywiki|http://classic.tiddlywiki.com]].

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''Music''
[[The Calamity|https://itsacalamity.bandcamp.com/]], Wolverhampton
[[Clayton Blizzard|http://www.claytonblizzard.com/]], Bristol
[[Compassing|https://compassing.bandcamp.com/]]
[[Falling and Laughing|https://fallingandlaughing.bandcamp.com/]], Birmingham
[[The Flowers of Despair|https://theflowersofdespair.bandcamp.com/]], Birmingham
[[Joey Chainsaw|https://joeychainsawarchive.bandcamp.com/]]
[[Latvian Gothic|https://latviangothic.bandcamp.com/]]
[[Men Diamler|https://mendiamler.bandcamp.com/]], Cheltenham
[[Peej|https://peej.bandcamp.com/]], Cornwall
[[Pineal Reverie|https://pinealreverie.bandcamp.com/]], Cheltenham
[[Rich McMahon|http://www.richmcmahon.com/]]
[[Stray Leats|https://strayleats.bandcamp.com/]], Bristol
[[Timberwolf|https://thetimberwolf.bandcamp.com/]], Bristol
[[Vena Cava|https://venacavabristol.bandcamp.com/]], Bristol

''Words''
[[Paul Busst|http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/paulbusst]] / [[collected nouns|https://collectednouns.wordpress.com/]] / [[three six five|https://not366.wordpress.com/]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[6409 days]] 4:22
02 [[Plastic spaceman]] 1:56
03 [[How could anyone ever want to hurt you?]] 4:21
04 [[Me in you]] 1:19
05 [[Common sense test]] 2:01
06 [[Float away]] 3:15
07 [[Saz defuzion]] :58
08 [[Everything you've heard is true]] 2:38
09 [[Tonight (recorded in Tara's room)]] 3:47
10 [[Appropriate, interrupt]] 1:29
11 [[So, who's Danielle Moore?]] 2:47
12 [[Sunday mornings are dead]] 4:02
13 [[Bored]] :30
14 [[Strained neck (and the efficacy of self)]] 2:27
15 [[I don't care]] 4:00
16 [[External failure notice broadcast...]] :29
17 [[Genus: parodia]] 3:46
18 [[W.A.T.B.P.O.E.]] 1:50
46:07

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, casio, piano, percussion, programming

Recorded in Birmingham and Granite Falls, WA, USA
Released October 2000
Written by [[MB]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[LH]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]]
Written by Lou Reed

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
by [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]]

[img[wgsd2200.png]]

01 [[Nodding movement]] 4:58
02 [[Flag of Paraguay]] 2:58
03 [[Creutzfeldt]] 4:55
04 [[The French agree]] 6:29
05 [[Tea question]] 9:15
06 [[When we were hopeful]] 5:36
07 [[Penge]] :26
08 [[Pine weevil]] 4:22
09 [[Trivial pursuit]] 4:41
10 [[Waltz becomes the rage]] 3:24
11 [[Ball of the Old World wolves]] 2:54
12 [[Empty hearse]] 3:59
13 [[Yeasts and moulds]] 7:29
1:01:33

[[JG]] \\ cello, voice, glockenspiel
[[SH]] \\ violin, acoustic guitar, bass guitar
[[AH]] \\ drums, acoustic guitar, voice, glockenspiel
[[JWH]] \\ acoustic guitar, drums
[[RH]] \\ electric guitar, acoustic guitar, drums

Recorded in Bristol, 18 January 2014
Released 31 January 2014

[[Bandcamp|http://wizardghostsaintduck.bandcamp.com/album/afternoon-of-power]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JoM]]

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
by [[The Familie Bovine]]

[img[alabama200.png]]

01 [[Old Squarebrackets]] 3:24
02 [[Seepin' 'n' a-weepin']] 2:21
03 [[Animal Latin I]] 2:05
04 [[Bovine barn dance]] 1:51
05 [[Shake yer 'and gov?]] 2:23
06 [[Considine theme]] 2:46
07 [[Animal Latin II]] 1:24
08 [[Sheepy dip]] 1:19
09 [[Tennessee waltz]] 2:03
10 [[Animal Latin III]] 1:17
11 [[Casting couch]] 3:09
12 [[Old Squarebrackets returns]] 1:14
13 [[Shake yer 'and gov?]] (reprise) 1:50
27:12

[[LH]] \\ guitar, voice, air organ, casio, ukulele, drums, percussion
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums, casio, ukulele, harmonica, air organ, drum loops, percussion
[[JH]] \\ clarinet

Recorded in Birmingham
Released March 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?ilmzh2rg7n25fcb]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
Drivers, drivers –
They fled camp, they shacked up
At the flea market, stood stolid
Amongst the groundlings
Where angstroms hide infinities,
Gaping like gutted guppy.

A star is glimpsed disappearing
By a filthy youngling
Who has traipsed and traversed,
The dire masses wired inward,
Upsilon omicron epsilon yelped
Into a polished crock dish.
	
Tramping the ridge Thursday
Against a glassified skyline,
Walk sentient! and sleep insensible!
Is the sum total of my –
Shit, Carl,
These slippy planks.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Music written by [[RH]]
Words written by Jason Andreas

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
Written by Boudleaux Bryant

07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
Written by Stephin Merritt
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Written by John Swihart

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
by [[Oh Castro]]

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01 [[American now|American now (song)]] 2:59
02 [[Sun between your ears]] 3:46
03 [[Slow society]] 4:38
11:24

[[VS]] \\ voice, acoustic guitar
[[AS]] \\ electric guitar, voice
[[RH]] \\ bass guitar
[[SG]] \\ drums, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham and Nottingham
Released June 2007

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?1kaxgts28rhloa9]]
Song and words by [[VS]]
Music by [[VS]], [[AS]], [[RH]], [[SG]]

06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
An actual blow to the physical head
Go to sleep and dream of all the stupid shit that you said
And now you think you feel like all those beat authors you half-read
It's an actual blow to the physical head

And if you look inside your brain
You'll find some pretty crazy veins
And the trains of thought you board
Are getting derailed daily

An actual blow to the physical head
The kind of pain that makes you wish that you were at home in bed
Don't entertain those lazy thoughts of death
It all disappears in the next breath

And you should open up your mind
Check the low ph of what you find
'Cause what you hear and what you see
Are rarely the same
'Cause if you look inside your brain
You'll find some pretty crazy veins
And the trains of thought you board
Are getting derailed daily

Written by [[RH]]

05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
by [[The Turkish Delights]]

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01 [[My coarse and calloused arse]]
02 [[Oh Gire!]]
03 [[Room D]]
04 [[I shouldn't care for a further]]
05 [[Erotic drumming]]
06 [[Untitled|Untitled (track 6)]]
07 [[Masculine woman summer wear]]
08 [[Jeff's 53rd]]
09 [[Shout]]
10 [[The swearing song]]
11 [[Untitled|Untitled (track 11)]]
12 [[My shittox]]
13 [[Depression in Room 2]]
14 [[Dogs are everywhere]]
15 [[The farmer song]]
16 [[Untitled|Untitled (track 16)]]
17 [[My name is Rob]]
18 [[I likes lookin' at cows]]
19 [[Would you care to join me?]]
48:22

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[JH]] \\ drums, voice
[[AES]] \\ guitar on 10

Recorded in Birmingham, 1999 - 2000
Released July 2000
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[germ200.png]]

01 [[Failing vicariously through Napoleon]] 3:00
02 [[What does the pancreas do?]] 5:07
03 [[Butter floor]] 4:12
04 [[The Farnes-Barnes correspondence]] 7:48
05 [[Two tanned Frenchmen]] 2:53
06 [[The credit crunch explained]] 3:32
07 [[Surprised by triangles]] 5:13
08 [[Now we are thirty]] 6:54
09 [[Costanza's hair appointment]] 1:22
10 [[The Red Icepick]] 8:45
11 [[I'm a little bit gay for Jesus]] 4:56
12 [[Trousers of my dreamscape]] 3:04
13 [[Bumblebee replication matrix]] 4:37
14 [[When Emily took me to an illegal rave]] 5:25
15 [[Wolf therapy]] 3:51
16 [[The hurtling glass]] 3:59
17 [[The patron saint of caravans]] 3:58
18 [[Marie Antoinette's miserable donkey oil rig]] 3:45
19 [[The enduring possibility of love for Mavis Cunningham]] 10:02
20 [[The wonderful radon]] 6:12
1:38:35

[[DT]] \\ voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar

Recorded in London, 18-19 January 2013
Mixed in Bristol, January 2013
Released 21 January 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/an-idea-of-a-germ]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?plq7hc4zrjb3y]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
Instrumental

Written by [[DH]], [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

Song information missing
Released July 2008
Written by David Kilgour, Hamish Kilgour, Robert Scott

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Music fun!]]
I go to bed with Mr Men
On sheets of leather
I close my eyes, uptight
And then I dream about the weather
Somneone said to me
'If you've got one you'll find the other
It's on top of the next train
Bound to wherever now'

It think I'm gonna pay $40 just to record sound
You take a mouthful
And you tell me it tastes similar to grout
At half-past-eight I'm going out
I'm going out
And you can come with me
If you think you can afford to take me now

I would like to dedicate this to

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
Are you?
Are you?
Are you an item now?

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

09/13 \\ [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]] \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[AH]], [[RH]], [[JM]]

02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
by [[Ynouhz]]

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01 [[X-country]] 2:19
02 [[Fleeced on syrup]] 1:59
03 [[Pigeonectomy]] 1:51
04 [[Gander]] 2:39
05 [[Firm hold]] 7:06
06 [[Other learned bodies]] 2:47

[[RH]] \\ keyboard, guitar

Recorded in Bristol, 16-18 February 2018
Released 18 February 2018

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I came down in a wooden box
Into the hospital reception
Spent the last bar of battery
Trying to hitch to Germany
I hung out under the flyover
The dirt was in my veins
Threw up on the concrete
It'll be a long time before I'm this clean again

Back home in the bathroom it's not real
Back home in the bathroom she won't know how I feel

I called in as the sun came up
I hadn't worked in fifteen days
Feel asleep as the lights went out
I don't know what she's worried about
It was the damp that got me out of bed
A cigarette on the doorstep
A phone call in the garden
It'll be a long time before I'm this happy again

I just want to be alone
But please don't go too far away
Because when I change my mind, and I will
I will need you here again

Written by [[RH]]

10/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[<3]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Written by William J Kirkpatrick / Trad.

12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
Do you think when you are by yourself?
Do you think of anything at all?
How many times have I asked this of you?
How many times have we talked this through?
But it's not like you said
No, it's not like you said

Are you always ruined by your intellect?
Do you always say what someone else has said?
How many times have I thought of you?
How many times have I wanted to?
But it's not like you said
No, it's not like you said

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[RH]], [[CM]]

06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
''Billy Haynes''

09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Written by [[MB]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
Written by Melvin K Watson, Larry Summerville, Lauren Evans, Alex James, Tramar Dillard
Instrumental

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]]
An evening in the bail house
An evening in the bail house
Talking to the wall
Talking to the wall
Open up the window
The dogs bark and call
Open up the window
The dogs bark and call
I don't hear them at all
No-one here at all
Open up the window
The dogs bark and call
An evening in the bail house
A weekend in the bail house
There's no-one to hear them call
A weekend in the bail house
I don't hear them at all
A weekend in the bail house
Talking to the floor
A weekend in the bail house
Don't hear them at all

Written by [[RH]]

05/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[silent inlets listen]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic!|Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Lips sewn with cord]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Elephant|Elephant (2017)]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[Beards|Beards (song)]] 2:00
02 [[Fucked off with stuff in general]] 1:51
03 [[Inert fortified box]] 2:29
04 [[Crumble]] 2:57
05 [[Subcutaneous]] 1:56
06 [[Artless piggish emo girl]] 4:32
07 [[Praise machine]] 2:58
18:46

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released October 2001
And, humanity has long found it impossible to deal with life in its full size. Inspired by the fundamental nightly sleep, elders and otherwise of the race have perpetually invented methods of breaking their and others' existence into more manageable chunks. The knife and fork, the paid holiday, the ladder, the motorway service station, the cigarette break. I guess this is also why men grow beards.

Written by [[RH]]

10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

09/13 \\ [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]] \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
Haven't been myself recently
When the sun goes away
It takes me with it
When the light goes away
I follow it

I can't see down
Urine on the ground
Vicious little seeds
Grabbing at my feet
On the village green
Desperate, hang around
Everything I've seen
Comes to nothing
Well, it comes to something

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

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01 [[Greenhill]] 6:14
02 [[Underpass]] 4:52
03 [[Blue-black]] 8:05
04 [[Trebuchet dew]] 6:54

[[RH]] \\ mouth, guitar

Recorded in Bristol, November 2016
Released 27 November 2016

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by [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]]

[img[nev200.png]]

01 [[Paul Busst song]] 1:38
02 [[Long black veil]] 1:45
03 [[Trendsetter]] 1:22
04 [[Tuatha Danaan]] 2:50
05 [[The futility of trying to do what you ought]] 1:21
06 [[When it rains it pours]] 2:27
07 [[Leaving of Liverpool]] 2:41
08 [[Coventry Bob]] 4:30
18:39

[[LH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[JG]] \\ cello, voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, harmonica, yamaha, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released September 2007

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/bending-over-neville]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?pjt93s554qrtus1]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]
Made my way through Scandinavia
I made my way across Asia
I made my way round South America
And I found myself adrift off Canada

With the sea beneath me
And the sun above my face
It felt so sheer
With the world a life away
Afloat beyond all trace
I was in the clear

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Orange tree|Orange tree (2017)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Step outside]]
The vending point is tidy and baked
Roadside cameras tremble as the panic descends
Show me your level of regard for this turf dealer
And the woven nature of this carpet will become clear

Magnetic north in real time
The contrast is a virgin's thighs
The shortage hasn't stemmed itself in any real way
And the plagues of plagues of plagues of plagues
Of plagues of plagues of plagues
A climb to a darkwood otherworld

Descend or slide beneath the misty effect
It's a cheap effect and it's a bad effect

Written by [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
''Recordings''
12/12 \\ [[圣诞快乐]]

''Live''
[[27/09/08]] \\ Warminster Road, Bristol
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
Unruly Scots trio cause deliberate bus scene involving taunts, damage etc. Extended turmoil prevented by uniformed officer; journey ultimately completed without further incident. “All in a day's work,” insists bashful lawman upon return to nick, ignorant of insignificance of bus malarkey. Colleague and big cheese offer muted congratulations as Scots trio known to be especially vicious, not least when in conjunction with public transport.

Meanwhile at bus depot, driver returns visibly shaken by Scots confrontation. Later in break room, depot manager receives call from concerned passenger, eager to confirm driver's safety. Manager is eating box of chicken nuggets, chewing impairs hearing, and manager terminates call under mistaken impression driver was sole hero behind avoidance of catastrophe; summons driver; bashful driver says “all in a day's work”. They drink tea and discuss xmas bonus. Biscuits for the hero.

Not until six years later do paths of driver and copper cross again. In brief: driver's daughter on the game, operating in family home. Driver returns, catches copper and daughter at it. Daughter covers modesty and says “all in a day's work”.

Written by [[RH]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
Poem by Ts'ao Ts'ao
Music written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[bonc dulge]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

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01 [[No clues]] 2:57
02 [[Settle the bill]] 4:31
03 [[Goodbye Jenny]] 1:39
04 [[Biscuits for the hero]] 1:31
05 [[Harald Hadrada (take 1)]] 8:13
06 [[Pigeons vs. baguettes]] 2:20
21:14

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums
[[MB]] \\ guitar, drums
[[RD]] \\ drums

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released June 2004

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?6vuf6t4wyxnfruk]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Before chief feature clamps on fully]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
You bob out of bib club and there stands Big Bob,
Chopping blubber oblongs into cubes of wobbling flub.
The flub-cubes are bulbous with bubbles and blobs,
So Bob fills the flub-bubbles glibly with chub.
	
He pipes in the chub from a hub near the club;
It barrels down chub-tubes to a vat on a hob.
Bob broils up the chub on that oven of cob
And into flub-bubbles does Bob channel chub.

Asks Bob of you, glibly, ‘What bid you for flub?
A cube of chopped blubber de-bubbled with chub?’
‘A bob, Bob! A bob!’ you to Bob doubly blab,
And you slobber your chubbed flub-cube over your flab.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Written by [[MB]], [[BH]], [[RH]], [[DT]], et al.

09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
06/02 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Chance to shine]]
Written by Stephen Malkmus

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Song]] 4:19
02 [[Cool song]] 3:25
03 [[Glue]] 3:49
04 [[Ranty thing]] 3:44
05 [[Cranes on the skyline]] 4:22
19:42

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in Birmingham, 26 December 2006
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
I don't want to move up, I just want to move along
And I swear that I will never mention that fact in a song

It doesn't take a brain surgeon
To figure out this problem
To work out the solution
It doesn't take a mathematician
Or a great physician
To work out my position on this one

What makes you think that your bitching is any more interesting to listen to than anybody else's?
And don't you think that I've got better things to do than follow you around the houses?

It doesn't take a brain surgeon
To figure out this problem
To work out the solution
It doesn't take a mathematician
Or a Greek physician
To work out my position on this one

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
by [[The Turkish Delights]]

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01 [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights|Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights (song)]] 1:07
02 [[Mr Speaker]] 2:43
03 [[Oh Gire!]] (The dead of night) :37
04 [[Those in your slipstream, pity I]] 1:46
05 [[Famous]] 3:44
06 [[Erotic drumming]] 1:48
07 [[The farmer song]] 3:00
08 [[The gentleman whose passing yielded two corpses]] 16:20
09 [[Vertical horse lament]] :20
10 [[Oh Gire!]] (11:30 in the morning) :32
11 [[My coarse and calloused arse]] 2:30
12 [[The increase in oil prices is, in itself, a relatively small negative for the American economy]] :10
34:42

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, drums
[[JH]] \\ drums, voice, saxophone

Recorded in Birmingham
Released August 2004

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?jt01f7v99uda7mk]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Written by [[JT]]

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
Written by [[RH]], [[CM]]

06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

06/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Fuck soup]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
''Live''
[[31/07/10]] \\ Southsea
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Chalk on concrete, drawn into the night
Sewer mentality in the phosphorescent light
Potheads baked in their jackets
Steam decanted into packets

Are we being dripped on?
Are we being clicked on?
Are we being tripped over and done?

Are we being dripped on?
Are we being clicked on?
Are we being flipped over and done?

Written by [[RH]]

05/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Burial attitude / Quick secession]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[burial200.png]]

01 [[Burial attitude]] 2:04
02 [[Quick secession]] 2:00
4:04

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, harmonica, percussion

01 written and recorded in Bristol, 26 May 2012
02 written and recorded in Bristol, 29 May 2012
Mixed in Bristol
Released 30 May 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/burial-attitude-quick-secession]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?n7dwsbpfx9jy6xh]]
Written by [[MB]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[JM]]

02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
''Carl''
''Chloe Akers''
''Chris Berry''

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
''Clayton Blizzard''

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
''Callie Middlemiss''

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
11/05 \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
''Christelle Atenstadt''
Mr Babs
He's got his japsers back
Oh, Mr Crabs
He wants his jappedy-bappedy-babs
He's got his crabbers back
It's a good day for Mr Babs
He's got his crabbers back
Yeah, he wants his Jaspers back in the rack

In the baps
He's got his crab salad in a bap
In a bag
Crabbedy-bap
Bap-bap-bap-bappedy-babs

Oh, Mr Babs
He's got his crabs back
And Jasper's back in the lab
See his babbedy-babs
Oh, Mr Crabs
Yeah, he's got his babbers back
Yeah, he's got his crabbedy back in the babs
Oh, Mr Crabs got his crabs back
He's got his crabs back

Written by [[RH]]

10/17 \\ [[CRABS & BAPS]]
Oh, Mr Crabs
He wants his crabbedy-bappers back
He wants his jappers back in the crabs
There's no need for crab salads in bags
There's no need for that
There's no need for that
Oh, Mr Crabs
He wants his gappers back on the Jaspers and babs
He wants his crabbers back
There's no need for crab salads in bags
No need for crab salads in bags
Oh, Mr Jabs
He wants his crabbers back on his babs
There's no need for crab salads in bags
He wants his Jaspers back on the crabs

Written by [[RH]]

10/17 \\ [[CRABS & BAPS]]
[img[crabsbaps200.png]]

01 [[CRAB SALADS IN BAGS]] 01:27
02 [[TOUR OF A CRABBER]] 01:32
03 [[CRAB SALAD IN A BAP]] 01:29 

[[RH]] \\ guitar, pen, mouth, body

Recorded and released 9 October 2017

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''Craig Salvona''

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
Bright orange cells
In the black matter
Dots and lines
Tiny cells
Wilderness and ice
Tiny cells
In the black landmass
Drop a dart
In the patch of cells
Climb down
Into the sleep
Soft cells
A lazy orange
In the black landmass
Burn the string, no planes, hidden away
No planes
Hidden away, burn the string, no planes
No planes

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
We hate what we don’t understand
And that from which we’re disallowed.
The paradox of an idle man:
His work gets done, but by idle hands.
What kind of animal eats itself?
We hate what we don’t understand.

What is it that you seek?
Tell it to the silent branches.
Given time the wood will mutate,
Twist and wind into grotesque shapes.

Curtailed by your past excesses:
Parent, what have your children learned?
Their raison d’être is unconfirmed.
What is it that you seek?
Tell it to the silent branches,
Because wisdom is abstract and non-spatial:
It is born of proximity to death.
What kind of animal eats itself?
We hate what we don’t understand.

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[bonc dulge]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fresh air]]
''Recordings''
04/04 \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]

''Live''
[[15/04/04]] \\ Retro Bar, Manchester
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
by [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Jay's chant]] :23
02 [[Lodi]] 2:34
03 [[Sloop John B]] 2:13
04 [[Man of constant sorrow]] 2:33
05 [[I've just seen a face]] 1:59
06 [[Tartar martyr]] 2:24
07 [[Winterlong]] 1:51
08 [[Is it wicked not to care?]] 3:27
09 [[Goodbye, my Coney Island baby]] 1:10
10 [[Always and forever]] / [[Shake yer 'and gov?]] 2:59
21:38

[[LH]]
[[RH]]
[[TJ]]

Recorded in Birmingham
Released August 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?8q49wcg3y9v5k]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
''Recordings''
05/03 \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
02/03 \\ [[David Doyle]]
''Live''
[[04/08/12]] \\ Chillifields Festival, Birmingham
by [[The Familie Bovine]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Bovine barn dance]]
02 [[Chance to shine|Chance to shine (song)]]
03 [[The monkey and the engineer]]
04 [[Seepin' 'n' a-weepin']]
9:04

[[LH]] \\ voice, harmonica, percussion
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, harmonica, percussion, programming

Recorded in Birmingham, 2001 - 2002
Released June 2002
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Chance to shine]]
Channels run off into run-off channels
And down, down, away to the sea
When you talk you're a figure in chalk
And you're loud, drowned, and an effort to be

What will become of them now, now,
Now that you're gone?
Who will take care of them now, now,
Now that you're gone?

And you know it all, all the way down
You were told it all, all the way down
And as time will attest, luck is the best
And you've known it all, all the way down

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]Type the text for 'Channels'
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Step outside]]
Poem by Chang Chi
Music written by [[RH]]

09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
You ran aground and the gear was found 
You kept abreast of onshore developments 
You took pride in mistaken schemes 
Mistaken pride your recurring theme 
The sea meant little without the context of land 
You idolised your mistaken hands 
Stained glass turned back into sand 
And all those juvenile rhyming bands 

Without a cloud who's to say where sky ends? 
Without a sound you approach the kalends 
Rusty hands are prone to error 
How do sky and land sound together? 

New sea around the ancient ground 
You cannot quantify what you found 
Another derelict mill to dwell in 
Another manmade hill to fall down 
Quarantined on the brutal brood-roof 
What inner bastard aches to swoop? 
When you tire of repeated questioning 
Take a leaf from the heathen texts 
A gravestone has no moral compass 

O mausoleum of muscle memory 
Deliver me of these mistaken hands 
Stay under for a hundred aeons 
Keep on erring but keep it fresh 
Here on land 'more' means 'more of less' 
This is more or less your final mistake 
The gear was found when you ran aground 
You kept abreast of onshore developments 

Without a cloud who's to say where sky ends? 
Without a sound you approach the kalends 
Rusty hands are prone to error 
How do sky and land sound together? 

O mausoleum of muscle memory 
Deliver me of these mistaken hands

Written by [[RH]]

09/15 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live fast or something]]
by [[Worthington & The Creamflows]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Good King Wenceslas]] 2:22
02 [[The holly and the ivy]] 1:20
03 [[God rest ye merry, gentlemen]] 2:57
04 [[Away in a manger]] 1:51
05 [[Chrimbo mashup]] 4:10
06 [[Words of love]] 1:12
13:54

[[JG]] \\ voice, cello
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion
[[LH]] \\ voice

Recorded in Birmingham
Released December 2007

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?t1lau9c1lf3cjms]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
Tent pegs along the next street
Crocodile clips nailed to the office door
Now the number one takes the backlash
It's not even meant to be
Not even meant to be
But now the eyelash is central to the storm
The second worst horse is heading the form
What becomes of the worst?
I got a ginger thirst
I got a cinnamon hunger

Written by [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
La productivité impossible
Try making a smooth curve from a two-letter word
The hillside groans with a monkey's face
As curdled mud flats skip the trees scene
A daytrip to Riyadh, a misled budget plan
They curry favour with the goddesses of sand
And I saw you reading your own article
Checking for mistakes
Checking for the clever puns and syntax tricks
So you headed down to Bill's for the swingset sale
With a thrashing sensation
It was all in your mind
And a pretentious nose is worth two in France
Just as money-spun Bill funds a victory jig

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
''Recordings''
06/02 \\ [[The damp inquest]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[child200.png]]

01 [[Mercy seat]] 3:47
02 [[Someday you'll call my name]] 2:40
6:27

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, tambourine

Recorded and mixed in Bristol
Released 14 February 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/childhood-favourites-vol-1]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?2mgynyja1err1e4]]
Written by Joan Javits, Philip Springer, Stewart/Henderson/Givens/Stuart/Potsic, Robert Kelly, [[LH]], [[RH]]

12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Pierre Muldoone
Setting back the process
To the pace of a cracked spittoon
Sensational coolant
At the fireproof concert
Terracotta and mochaccino
Empty as their own cups
Chromium-plated serotonin
Nodular incredularities
Unsavoury horticulture
Swapping couplets with councils
Stashing doubloons

Stashing doubloons
In subterranean tombs

If you break into my car and all you find is bits of cardboard
Then you'll probably be sorely disappointed
And disappointment is all you deserve

Written by [[RH]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
by [[Scythe Ethics]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Eraserface]] :26
02 [[Appropriate, interrupt]] (version) 1:29
03 [[Local radio approved]] 3:01
04 [[Another great year (in clubland)]] 3:27
05 [[Beyond all trace]] 1:43
06 [[Lambing intelligence]] :36
07 [[Air walk acetate]] (Spacebus) 6:37
08 [[Kennel district]] 2:20
09 [[Doggybag]] 1:15
10 [[Osaka]] 5:16
11 [[You're finished]] 1:33
12 [[Acrid]] :25
13 [[Muthafucka]] 2:40
14 [[Let's get scared]] 1:43
15 [[Famous]] 3:26
16 [[One of these days]] 2:10
17 [[Saz defuzion]] (p.a.) :58
18 [[Big bunch of branches]] 4:30
19 [[Idiots at my door]] (vocal) 1:22
20 [[Circle plot|Circle plot (song)]] 6:58
52:07

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, casio, percussion, programming
[[DH]] \\ voice and keyboard on 4, guitar on 15
[[AES]] \\ guitar on 9
[[JH]] \\ drums on 15
[[CB]] \\ bass guitar on 15

Recorded in Birmingham
Released October 2000
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[A night]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[clean200.png]]

01 [[B.A.B.E.]] 2:31
02 [[Down again]] 2:41
03 [[Stop moving crabwise]] 2:17
04 [[77 kilometres]] 3:13
05 [[How the mighty fall]] 2:48
06 [[Party song]] 3:31
07 [[Defend your castle]] 2:53
08 [[Brain surgeon]] 2:08
09 [[Run away]] 2:55
10 [[No minutes to a petty fuck]] 1:57
11 [[The grave awaits you]] 2:46
12 [[Hipster bullshit]] 2:42
13 [[Suck my cock]] 3:37
14 [[Human interesting]] (sketch) 1:34
15 [[The immovable object]] (sketch) 1:03
16 [[Into the yard]] (sketch) 2:02
17 [[Reykjavík bay]] (sketch) 1:33
18 [[Shard to the jugular]] (sketch) 1:45
44:05

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in Birmingham, 7 March 2007
Released July 2008

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?avshmpm9jzy3u5f]]
Written by [[MB]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Coasting|Coasting (2017)]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

[img[coast200.png]]

01 [[Coasting]] 24:00

[[RH]] \\ guitar, mouth

Recorded in Bristol, 14 March 2017
Released 14 March 2017

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Watching you from the sand
The semaphore of your hands
Drifting away to sea
Begging for your life from me
And as Mother Nature soaks you in
The horizon clear again
And with a strangely cartoon grin
I know it's easier this way

Back in the country now
Kicking round the old town
Huddled in a damp doorway
They always walk past and say nothing
They say nothing
And as my nature sucks me in
The devices clear again
And though it's much to my chagrin
I know it's easier this way

Written by [[RH]]

09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
07/11 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Dismissing the Alps]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[comehere200.png]]

01 [[Kill the youths]] 2:45
02 [[Messy somnambulator]] 1:30
03 [[Vincent Price]] 1:57
04 [[43 light years sure is a long way]] 3:43

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham, May 2002
Released May 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/come-here-and-fight-me-to-the-death]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/10 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 27]]
Written by [[RH]]

09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
It's the beauty of the underlay
And everyone knows it's green
It's the beauty of the ~VinyLay underlay
It's the silver of the screen

It's the beauty of my underlay
Underneath my new linoleum
I'm a magnolia fan by trade
Heaven knows I'm the silver screen

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
11/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[It is 4am and I am drunk]]
Written by [[CS]]

08/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Musicrurm]]
Instrumental

Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
The TV channel's a vortex
Disappearing up its own arse
And out through its eyes
Up and out through its own eyes
The novelists are fighting
The poets pretend to go mental
So they preach
And shit, they get preached

And as the hunt continues
The cameras keep on rolling
But the film runs out
And it's just as well
On the ~Champs-Élysées
There's an interesting factoid
That I tell to people we don't know
So hand me those red gloves you fucker
And we can visit Josh Chetwynd
The legendary Josh Chetwynd

White shapes on white paper
Another yearly cash-in
Take comfort in the satellite fault
How can you call that a planet
When it's clearly just a conglomerate of mulch
Produced by Heinz
And distributed by Sony?
The ministers are diving
The clergy dives

Written by [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
07/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The underclass media group]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/06 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Boxin' day]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[JG]], [[LH]], [[RH]]

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
I've got this feeling behind my face
Feels like I'm covered in sand
As if I should be lying watching films
With ginger beer in my hand

This is unique internationally
Feels like I'm covered in sea
Throwing objects down my magic pipe
Spelling out F.A.C.E.

Holding my guitar in my hand
Trying to put my face on the tape
Dreaming I'm heimweh for a different land
Feeling like I'm covered in sand

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
''Recordings''
02/05 \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
Written by Gary Young, [[MB]], [[RH]], [[JoM]]

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
Cranes on the skyline
Dust in the air
It calls me home

The sky is orange-black
Round the silhouette of the clock tower
It calls me home

The view from your balcony
Of the other side of the city
It calls me home

You call me home

Song and words by [[RH]]
Music by [[RH]], [[MC]], [[JG]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
12/06 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Boxin' day]]
Written by [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
''Recordings''
05/02 \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]

''Live''
[[13/05/02]] \\ The Cooperage, Plymouth
by [[Creosote Bastard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Kebab or shag]]
02 [[Hwah!]]
03 [[Famous]]

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, keyboard
[[MB]] \\ guitar, voice
[[JH]] \\ drums

Recorded live at the Cooperage, Plymouth, 13 May 2002
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Written by [[PJ]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fresh air]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
''Awful torus.''
He takes his time on stairs, this boy. He takes pains, then issue, then care. He takes the sea air. He puts one egg in each of multiple baskets. A nest of modern fluff squats fartily atop his Charlotte Gainsbourg face. In his image none were created. He is quick to forgive and slow to forget. His lapels are contradiction-peppered. He holds the lease on a condemned bridewell. He repointed the smokestack personally. He was involved with the daughter of a hazmat haulier, gradually tiring of the arrangement as the village expanded, and the island shrank, around him, queasily and bulbously, like a hurried dolly zoom. He is a student of electricity. He has on the mainland a cousin whose canvas pumps he is unfit to fill. He recently measured his BMI. The figure was incomprehensible. Sunlight turns his dermis ecru. His first touch lets him down. In a previous life he prepared dinners for a landowner. The landowner's son treated him with disdain. He poisoned the landowner's son and was escorted to the gallows. He awoke on the island, smothered in motherly mucous, his new eyes glowering manically from his squelchy, purple face, whose gummy trap screeched endless profanity in a language meaningless to all present. A man, a stranger, his father, hurried him from the bloodbath on to the landing, down on to the top step, on to the second step, on to the third, misstepped forth and clattered grotesquely into the hallway wall, new father and new son bawling and broken in precisely identical locations in body, space and time.

''Quulgent fescord braskent.''
You descend by rope into the quulgent braskent, sinking gradually and irreversibly, the jabbet of writhing pithers below, nasping and nisping at your tattered Francombe. From glim pudgels in the bock poke little bibisuns, curious expressions fixed across their mettian hesps. You jarry and gank, but to no avail: your bithra is up and your bothra are numbered.

Inside the daskiat, a dozen raskish bokkers mercilessly bokk you, disorienting you and causing you to stumble. In steadying yourself, a loose papple of your Francombe flops briefly over the pithipith, violently animating the spinvy, grawksing mawsks, jivelling away in their own skurk.

Much later, a miffluous temperand guides you to your bimberg, where you will spend the next hundred affia, maybe more, chabbing the land and devessellating juviously at the foot of the Djentjora, like so many before you. And as you chab and devessellate, you will forget your life before the braskent, forget how you survived outwith its quulgent dangs, because your life before the braskent, and its quulgency, and the Djentjora, was an entirely forgettable one.

''Bog body.''
Novus and I had been mooching around Uchter when it appeared, gleaming and allantoid, through a bank of woolly cirrus over the crumbling, mildew-ridden spire. Faint, urgent sirens reached us from the village, quickly deteriorating into the general hum of distant panic. Novus wept.

I gaped at it with incongruous placidity, studying in its chrome flank the reflected village and its tiny, shrieking inhabitants, like some benevolent omnipresent, passive and unmoved. As it approached, I saw in it the leaden church roof, the ailing spire from above, its crucifix rendered flat as a hyphen in the centre.

Now it hung directly overhead, displaying the weeping, upturned face of Novus Hamm, his wispy coiffure dampened, clammy and tamped down by dense, wordless terror; and my own sublime countenance, healthy, unspoiled and serene, waiting patiently. Novus fell to his knees as the moor began to shake, bedrock audibly rent beneath us.

As a child, I had been taught and quickly convinced that I was the sole and rightful epicentre of all existence, all humanity, all. Now, as the village of my birth, the landscape of my youth and Novus, the closest approximation to a sibling I had ever known, evaporated around me, I was thankful finally to have this notion so conclusively disconfirmed.

''Apparatus.''
Markus clambered down from his bough, grazing his bare white shins on the abrasive bark, and adjusted the tripod. The winter sun hung low, defining the apparatus richly and decisively. Markus spat at the trunk.

In an adjoining field, a crouching Fergus fussed dutifully over the various barnyard animals milling about his slight, compact frame. From a waxen pocket he produced a cluster of grubby carrots, which he shared equally among the beasts, discreetly slipping the remainder to his personal favourite, a nameless brown goat. He stood, dusted off his hands, expanded his ribcage with a cathartic ‘nnnnghh’, and settled unthinking into his default posture: erect save for his neck and upper back, which sat low and forward like those of a vulture. Marshalling his thoughts, he trudged off through the churned up scurf, upfield towards the scrub.

Markus watched Fergus through the viewfinder of his apparatus, smoothly tracking his ambling traipse by rotating the fixture atop the tripod. Fergus paused at the boundary of the scrub, somehow as if choreographed, and Markus fiddled briefly with the tripod before pulling the trigger. He hurriedly disassembled the apparatus and slunk away, by a labyrinthine series of fogous, to a hamlet where his new identity lived out its remaining half-decade, before succumbing to tuberculosis like its father before it.

''Clock work.''
His stubby fingers play a dilapidated instrument on the forecourts of boxy Northern European hotels, accompanying vehicular reversal beeps in the clean cinnamon dusk. He frequents alleys, squatting on his haunches behind the detritus, goading the eight-wheelers-and-more, awaiting a conductor or conductrix to ahem his fingers and faculties into readiness.

On more than one occasion, I have been that oblivious conductrix, reversing my sooty container into the mouths of seemingly deserted alleys, the second point of three, his dilapidated, stubby meanderings swept and scattered haphazard by the brash and unreasonable Scandinavian winds.

More often than not, I am unaware of his presence until I have left it, revving and skating across the frozen macadam, away and apart, pursued by his discordance as starlight pursues planets, even now, in any given quarter of the expanding and ridiculous universe.

''Orson.''
Orson’s eyes looked like he’d been underwater. I watched silently as he produced his hip flask. Across its brushed chrome flank was scratched the threat ‘Colby Fagan dwells adjacent’.

"I’ve never been awake at this time of day," said Orson. It had been a long time since I had last been asleep at this time of day. Orson idly tugged at his K-wires.

"What was the concensus on Fagan?" said I after a sloppy beat.

"He’s rot," replied the old man with truculence. "Done well thus far. Not today."

I nodded gravely and slightly sagely.  A lonesome and weak sliver of electric light momentarily pierced the gloaming from a source unknown, before folding back up into nothing. Orson seemingly was oblivious.

Orson’s study/library was a darkwood airlock of a place. Modern communications absent, Orson’s sole portholes to the outdoors were the handful of stained stained glass windows that sparsely, randomly peppered the outer wall, and through which he now gazed dimly, glassily, enveloped by gloamy chill and fingering the worn thread of his now open flask.

I regarded him and pondered what he might propose regarding Colby Fagan. Where was he? Also, what an unlikely hero was Orson. Orson, incidentally, was both his given and family name.
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Instrumental

Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
The instruments of extreme pain
In a pit beneath a pendulum
You don't know the meaning
Until they cut you right open

You open wide with your soul and your skin and skin
Spill your interior on to the rats beneath
Your heart is devoured
By the cold surrounding your body

Unsure of the ultimate
Time is frustratingly un-numbered
It's so uncertain
It's so uncertain

Written by [[RH]]

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
Written by [[RH]], [[CM]]

06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
''Dave Hawker''

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
''Recordings''
09/13 \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
''Dave Thompson''

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
02/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Darling you were marvellous]]
11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic!|Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
09/13 \\ [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]] \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Let's fix music]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
''Dunc Vernon''
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

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01 [[Sapphire squares]] 7:25
02 [[This house]] 5:46
03 [[Gold run]] 7:45

[[DT]] \\ guitar, loops
[[RH]] \\ guitar

Recorded in Bristol, 25 August 2013
Released 1 February 2017

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Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
by [[Haunted Gun]]

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01 [[Sidcup boogie]] 3:15
02 [[Hacksilver]] 8:24
03 [[Aldi Viv]] 6:29
04 [[Bootleg Gaviscon]] 1:58
05 [[Jointly & severally]] 10:17
06 [[Gnome knife]] 6:01

[[MC]] \\ guitars
[[RH]] \\ guitars

Recorded in Bristol, 6 December 2017
Released 10 December 2017

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by [[Cervical Moral Bears]]

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01 [[The Cooperage is dead]] 1:45
02 [[Hey student!]] 3:01
03 [[More than just a taste of fear]] 1:16
04 [[God is sitting in heaven laughing because people don't believe in him]] 5:25
11:28

[[JWH]]
[[RH]]

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released February 2003

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?we053gw7vtyzjj1]]
Hollywood eccentrics
Lovable quirks
Simple kooks
The payload, the payoff
Always a spare second to conclude
Daylight is a doorknob
Sensory overload
While aboard a professional pirate ship
A private function
Functional approach to the profession of piracy

Written by [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
It comes to something when you can't get home from school
For the Bacchanalian death masks on the street
The colour's running and it's nearly half past two
The cathedral has seen better centuries

It's never gonna stop and it's never gonna slow
Our only hope is that one of us will know

When it's good it is impeccable, like coral in the sea
Or a party in your best friend's head
The resemblance is uncanny and it's nearly half past three
But all I want is one half of your bed

It's never gonna stop and it's never gonna slow
Our only hope is that one of us will know
It's never gonna stop and it's never gonna slow
Our only hope is that something starts to show

Whether it is two eights or three eights we are still young
And for eight years that's been a mantra for me
Now I'm here with you and it's nearly half past four
The death mask awaits those who fall asleep

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
Written by Stephen Malkmus

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
[[Recordings]]
Let's pretend
We've got a castle to defend
We'll build a wall and make it tall
And battle to the end
Let's be
Alcoholics for a week
We'll see what they get up to
And if it's true
We can do it for a month or two

But the one dilemma facing me right now
Do I kill, and if so, who?
If I know myself, it's likely to be you
Do I kill?
And if I do
I could console myself by burying you

Song and words by [[RH]]
Music by [[JG]], [[LH]], [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
07/07 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Precow]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Lips sewn with cord]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
The buildings are empty
The streets are empty
Senses are defenceless
Grope your way into the dark light
Grope your way into the dark light tonight

Powder obscures the stars tonight
Powder obscures the stars tonight
And the diggers move in
And the diggers move in tonight
Grope your way into the dark light
The diggers move in tonight

Written by [[RH]]

05/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[silent inlets listen]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
by [[Rob Howard]] 

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01 [[Muscle memory]] 1:53
02 [[Reykjavík bay]] 4:04
03 [[Colston steps]] 2:43
04 [[Tidal wave]] 2:32
11:14

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in Bristol
Released 11 July 2011

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/dismissing-the-alps]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?g41tl3b1grb021a]]
Written by [[MC]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
by [[Scunthorpe]]

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01 [[Silken rope i]] 7:01
02 [[Annualia]] 3:12
03 [[Archimime / Naughty animal]] 5:56
04 [[Hell bank notes]] 3:57
05 [[Baloma water]] 7:46
06 [[Mortsafe / Silken rope ii]] 7:51
35:48

[[JM]] \\ bowed cello, bowed guitar
[[RH]] \\ guitar, cello

Recorded in Bristol
Released November 2008

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/do-the-needful]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/cfcfkf7uyf7la9d/08-11_scunthorpe_-_do_the_needful.zip]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/10 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 27]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[AES]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]]
Written by Jarvis Cocker, Candida Doyle, Peter Mansell, Russell Senior

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
''Recordings''
11/13 \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Never ask your board for a rise in your salary. They will know your intentions and they will sack you as soon as you request that they alter their payment policy. They will sling you out on your ear as soon as they are aware. There is no point in asking for even a penny because if they give it to you, they'll have to give it to everyone, and where would that leave them?

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
Written by [[MB]], [[BH]], [[RH]], [[DT]], et al.

09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
Written by [[MB]], [[BH]], [[RH]], [[DT]], et al.

09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

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01 [[All men are drunk]] 5:30
02 [[Bitter cold]] 3:41
03 [[March of the]] 4:28
04 [[Chaste wife]] 1:12
05 [[Suburban fence dispute]] 2:49
06 [[Come what may]] 2:13
07 [[Leask]] 4:13

[[RH]] \\ guitars, mouth, percussion, loops

Recorded in Bristol and Berlin
Released 21 September 2017

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What would you say
If you changed your mind
Fifty times a day?
Fear of saying the wrong thing
Has cornered you into silence

I would take it outside
If I could get it back in
And I would put it on the roof
But it'd just come down again

What do you do
When you can't trust your own brain
Any more?
What happens next
Is beyond your control
So just drink it all

I would take it outside
If I could get it back in
And I would put it on the roof
If I could bring it down again
And I would wear it on my sleeve
If I could put it in my pocket then
And I would take it to the roof
But it'd just come down again
Down again

Song and words by [[RH]]
Music by [[JG]], [[LH]], [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
07/07 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Precow]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Music fun!]]
by [[Scythe Ethics]]

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01 [[Mountain loop]] 6:18
02 [[Air walk acetate]] 7:27
03 [[Polygon emulator]] 3:04
04 [[Vile trade]] 4:06
05 [[Maulk]] 13:08
06 [[Hovering dream]] 3:56
07 [[Blue planet wizards]] 6:50
08 [[Insect plague nightmare]] 7:04
09 [[Tara]]

[[RH]] \\ noise

Recorded in Birmingham, October - November 2000
Released November 2000 ([[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/dreamjournal]])
Re-released March 2011 ([[Fwonk|http://fwonk.co.uk/073]])
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[Dropped]] 4:19
02 [[Not space]] 1:58
03 [[Torsion]] 1:50
8:07

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Written and recorded in Bristol, 16-18 December 2013
Released 18 December 2013

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You dropped out 
For want of skill and muscle 
Place your skull in the basin 
And let your knees go weak 
Hearken back to a purple age 
When scurvy racked the fleet 

And you shouldn't spread around 
How easily you lie down 
You're a hexagon with stuffed wings 
You're a circle too round to keep 
How easily I sleep 

While you were waiting 
The tape became unstable 
Expose yourself to the elements 
Ah, it's just another way to die 

You dropped it 
And wrecked your ears, nose and throat 
Place your bet in the back room 
And let your knees go weak 
Hearken back to a purple age 
When shit flowed down the street 

And you shouldn't spread around 
How easily you lie down 
You're a hexagon with stupid wings 
You're a tea-leaf too weak to steep 
How easily I sleep

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Drop]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Darling, don't smoke marijuana, smoke me
Darling, don't smoke marijuana, smoke me
Because baby, you haven't seen high
Until you get your head between my thighs
So darling, don't smoke marijuana, smoke me

Darling, don't snort cocaine, snort me
Darling, don't snort cocaine, snort me
Well, suck a while on this hose
And I will give you something white up your nose
So darling, don't snort cocaine, snort me

Darling, don't do ketamine, do me
Darling, don't do ketamine, do me
Because I'll fuck you with the force
To tranquilise a horse
So darling, don't do ketamine, do me

Darling, don't do heroin, do me
Darling, don't do heroin, do me
Because smack is intravenous
And I think you'd prefer my penis
So darling, don't do heroin, do me

Darling, don't take drugs, take me
Darling, don't take drugs, take me
Because baby, I adore you
And that shit does nothing for you
So darling, don't take drugs, take me

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
Written by [[ER]]

08/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Musicrurm]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]], [[DV]]
''Recordings''
01/06 \\ [[Phantom fivepence]] aka [[(I'm just a) melted down horse|Phantom fivepence]]
Hardback book, it's a 700-page affair
She's a salty shaker, she swears, she swears that she was there
And the similes are fine as you drink my wine in the bay window
Like you'd ever know

Did you ever consider, consider what would happen?

Come back the long way round if there's hassle on your street
I'm on an EKG, I can taste the green rattle of my heartbeat
My mind is in my chest
Take a trip to fanbase five, wait for some kind of sign that you should move on it
Put the room in your eyes, take a guess at the size and have some fun
Shit, what do I have to do for three-to-one?

Turn it on

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
''Eric Rieper''

03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[Off you go]] 3:29
02 [[John's A-level results]] 1:40
03 [[Easy to stencil]] 1:43
04 [[Extra CD track]] 1:29
05 [[My friends]] 2:33
06 [[The jacket warehouse]] 4:25
07 [[Covered in sand]] 3:33
08 [[Sleep here]] 2:00
09 [[This city is mine]] 4:17
10 [[Tocopheryl acetate (from cereals)]] 1:49
11 [[Haiku song]] :55
12 [[Green screen]] 1:58
29:58

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, yamaha, percussion

Recorded in Granite Falls, WA, USA, August - September 2001
Released September 2001
''Recordings''
05/04 \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
12/03 \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
05/03 \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
02/03 \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
01/03 \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
10/02 \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
06/02 \\ [[Irreverend]]

''Live''
[[??/??/05]] \\ #15 basement, Cheltenham
[[??/12/04]] \\ #15 basement, Cheltenham
[[04/12/03]] \\ The Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham
[[02/10/03]] \\ Pittville Union, Cheltenham
[[27/02/03]] \\ Pittville Union, Cheltenham
[[06/01/03]] \\ The Cooperage, Plymouth
[[19/08/02]] \\ The Cooperage, Plymouth
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

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01 [[Antagonistic twat]] / [[Moroccan town of Sale]]
02 [[Vertical horses]]
03 [[Wanna mess you around]]
04 [[43 light years sure is a long way]]
05 [[Hwah!]] / [[Steve Buscemi]]
06 [[Polish my release! (live)]]

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, keyboard
[[MB]] \\ guitar, drums, voice
[[TH]] \\ voice
[[AH]] \\ voice
[[LS]] \\ voice

Recorded live at the Cooperage, Plymouth, 6 January 2003
Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
by [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]]

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01 [[Crow supper]] 3:28
02 [[Success before trying]] 5:20
03 [[Touting for reward]] 4:17
04 [[Bea]] 4:46
05 [[J C Loveday]] 6:30
06 [[Inter]] 1:19
07 [[More throaty than chesty]] 6:30
08 [[I'm sober]] 4:06
09 [[Six easy steps]] 4:07
10 [[Throw your kazoo into the sea]] 7:59
11 [[The octopus band]] 2:46

[[AH]]
[[JG]]
[[JWH]]
[[RH]]
[[SH]]

Recorded in Bristol, 20 April 2014
Released 9 May 2014

[[Bandcamp|http://wizardghostsaintduck.bandcamp.com/album/eggs-eggs-eggs-eggs-eggs-eggs]]
On engine room duty
No legislation for the mistaken
No room to swing a cat
In error
A meltdown mishap
Singed pine ranks
A melting photogenic elephant
Blasting the oblast
Mutant century ensues
The sun itself toxic, filthy
A jolting halt in the nascency
The broken elephant plods west
Trampling the verdant
Expanding the quadrant
Hillside myth explosion
Our cardigans become contaminated
No restitution for the wicked

The silos breach and leak
Bad sludge in the good mud

But here comes Clive
Overhead chopper
Like a parent
Surveying the carnage
With a worn dispassion
Taking jottings
The editor in the sky
His troubleshooter pen
Sweaty, slips his grip
The editor’s brow drips
The northern hemisphere awaits your assessment, Sir Clive

The silos breach and leak
Bad sludge in the good mud

The broken elephant plods west
Towards our pure oceans
The editor’s mojo is sapped
Chops off over the horizon
To be crucified by the union

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Elephant|Elephant (2017)]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

[img[eleph200.png]]

01 [[Elephant]] 3:23
02 [[Geoid]] 3:38
03 [[Beak break]] 2:46

[[RH]] \\ guitars, mouth, drums, loop

Recorded in Bristol and Exeter
Released 25 May 2017

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Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
I don't know about algebra
I'm no asthma sufferer, jet plane murderer
I've never been to South Africa
In a bus or in a taxicab
I've never seen a crystal chandelier
I bought a vehicle with asymmetrical tyres
The Samsonite urban guerillas warned me about those sounds
I'm burning twenty-five pounds
Twenty-five pounds

Play dead on the Magna Carta drumkit
Take the positive switch
Take out insurance on your temporary home
There's a strip light
Strip tease
Strip search
Strip mall
Strip of tape
Moebius your head and take a look at your nape
You're laid so bare in the square
Neville Chamberlain never changes into a stapled jock
He's a joke at the islanders' expense
Combustible patterns, fuschia charm
Sensory aerials, unjustified alignment
Separate your wit from your wrist
Whisk the wheat into rust
And trust the rash for a week
Twist the rush until it's weakened enough
Employ headsnap
Cultivate the truffles for the permasealed piggies
Transcriptions of free speech on sale for a steal
Mine the ore
Wine the bore
Try the whore until she fits
Stay on your feet, keep the receipt
Recycle the gift wrap with the rest of the crap treats that you got
Stop it now

You think your life story will go down in rock history
More like local interest with all the books about the Black Country

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fresh air]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
I went to the doctor and told her I couldn't sleep at night
She acted like a dinner lady being told about a playground fight
And I can't abide what they epitomise

The language of childhood cannot suitably convey
The adult things I want to say to you
And I can't abide what you epitomise

Katastematic is my favourite kind of pleasure
And getting cataleptic is my favoured method of leisure
And I can't decide what I epitomise

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by Mike Heron
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
Faliraki
Let's all go to Faliraki
It's in Turkey
Come on

Exiled kings are fucking my face
Fencing gold rings in Martineau Place
Exiled kings with barrels of mace
Hiding in oceans beyond all trace

Tension in the fourtet, savaging bees
Wrecking the bedding as everyone leaves
Gibbering windows above eighties doors
Throw it from a shelf and make holes in the floors
Exiled kings, they know who is wrong
Hawthorne goes tits up, we're glad that he's gone
Capacity of glasses goes up till they smash
Newspaper writers contract nappy rash

Exiled kings, the lever got broke
Passionate flings performed over a Coke
Moths mash the barley and the barley rips moths
Burberry ambassadors battle the goths
Because everyone fights, everyone fights
The video pile could last eighteen nights
Exiled kings with mutual applause
Too many options, you can't choose a cause

Written by [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Twenty-first century keywords
Thirsty for mentioning Freebird
Forty-five walkers turn nasty out on the moors
Sending by last post by sheer will
It's testament to the painful shrill
A skilful thrill provided free of charge
By the plaintiff and his lodge
On a compact line
With less than two dimensions
It's a pre-dimensional state
And by the time you've change
Your ride's already left
He didn't have the patience to wait
And who can blame him?

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by Kurt Ralske

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
''Fran Gallagher''
I can feel your eyes' sound
I can taste your naked sight
And I can hear your body scent
And I can see your face's sound

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[peril200.png]]  [img[falseback200.png]]

01 [[In the cells]] 2:34
02 [[Wade]] 2:59
03 [[Leaves]] 3:14
04 [[Portholes]] 3:25
05 [[Off the ridge]] 4:11
06 [[Scissors & stone]] 5:13
21:36

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, cello, casio, ocarina

Recorded in Bristol, 2012-13
Mixed in Bristol
Released 14 February 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/false-peril]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?f7yl84n3ks97y26]]
Written by Stephen Malkmus

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Written by Stephin Merritt

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
05/02 \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
''Recordings''
11/16 \\ [[bonc dulge]]
12/13 \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
Written by [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[far200.png]]

01 [[A fire spell]] 2:26
02 [[Channels]] 2:54
03 [[No clues]] 5:18
04 [[Y's keys]] 3:29
05 [[Nothing decayed]] 2:53
06 [[Stone]] 4:29
21:32

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, tambourine, harmonica, glockenspiel, ocarina, kazoo

Recorded in Bristol, 2012
Mixed in Bristol
Released 30 November 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/far-ellipse]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dduubcaicvpl30a]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Step outside]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
Remnants concealed in marble
Index five is the trick of trouble
Four of a kind times four bursts your bubble
The kind who needs to tread water to gargle
Barter light with the owners
King prawns and crabstick boners
Here's the latest from the dullards
Continuing their vile trade

Breville is a blackguard
Herman Melville was a braggart
Breville is such a blackguard
And the devil is so haggard
It's not even worth his while
To shift the units god told him to shift
Eating cubits like lettuce in a hutch
And the volumes of raw tofu coating

Who to call the process out?
Who to administer the clout?
Clowns are guilty of defence
Shovelling the guise of Mensa
He takes the empty page to his family
Who tell him he's written nothing down
He claims he knew all along
And it was just an April fool

Written by [[RH]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
''Recordings''
07/17 \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
03/17 \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
02/17 \\ [[Darling you were marvellous]]
11/16 \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
12/15 \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/15 \\ [[The hollow earth]]
01/14 \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
12/13 \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
10/13 \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
10/13 \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[A stab]]
08/13 \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
05/13 \\ [[Let's fix music]]
05/13 \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
01/13 \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
10/12 \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]

''Live''
[[15/07/17]] \\ Charliefest, Par
[[01/09/13]] \\ Charliefest, Par
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
Work is a fucking drag, it's the bane of my existence
It takes up half my life and it weakens my resistance
To the side effects of things that I do in my spare time
But it illustrates the principle that one must fall to climb

First one's free and then it's all over
First one's free, you make your choice
First one's free and then it's all over
First one's free, next one's not

Give us a fucking drag, it's the fruit of my persistence
It took me seven days and a hundred miles of distance
To prepare myself for movement and for what I hoped to find
I discovered that the body exists only in the mind

First one's free and then it's all over
First one's free, next one's not
First one's free and then it's expensive
First one's free, you make your choice

This is the main drag and I badly need assistance
I've been run out of town at the electorate's insistence
And as I'm dragged away, my unconscious wonders why,
When this is so straightforward, do I feel so misaligned?

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
06/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The street cleaner]]
Trad.
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Written by [[MB]], [[GH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
by [[The Last Trump Blowers]]

[img[trump200.png]]

01 [[Donald Trump has flyaway hair]] 7:38
02 [[Donald Trump's border control policy no.1]] 4:23
03 [[Borage]] 3:46

[[MB]]
[[BH]]
[[RH]]
[[DT]]
et al.

Recorded in Wolverhampton, 29 August 2015
Released 1 September 2015

[[Bandcamp|https://thelasttrumpblowers.bandcamp.com/album/floccinaucinihilipilification]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[flounce200.png]]

01 [[Bumblebee replication matrix]]&nbsp;4:37
02 [[Jesus gets three points every time]] 4:17
03 [[Christmas in lace]]&nbsp;4:56
04 [[Circular saw]]&nbsp;2:52
05 [[Wolf therapy]]&nbsp;3:47
06 [[Drowned in a canal]]&nbsp;4:13
07 [[A thousand loving thrusts]]&nbsp;3:56
08 [[Internet tutorial get to the point]]&nbsp;3:24
09 [[The Farnes-Barnes correspondence]] 7:48
10 [[Developments in Toys R Us]]&nbsp;4:04
11 [[I'm a little bit gay for Jesus]]&nbsp;4:56
12 [[Merana]]&nbsp;2:39
13 [[Why I hate art]]&nbsp;4:09
14 [[What does the pancreas do?]]&nbsp;5:03
15 [[The Red Icepick]]&nbsp;8:45
16 [[I resign!]]&nbsp;4:31
17 [[The owl you became]]&nbsp;3:21
18 [[Rhinoceros thighs]]&nbsp;2:13

Released 10 December 2015

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Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by Scott Kannberg

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
Written by [[MC]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
I've got the biggest headache I've ever had
I've got the worst headache I've ever had
And I need to go to bed
I need to go to bed
I've got the worst headache I've ever had
And I need to go to bed

Written by [[RH]]

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Me 1 You 0]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Capsize #1]] 3:21
02 [[x=int(rnd*y)+1]] 3:33
03 [[Cross-legged / Capsize #2]] 3:35
04 [[End party]] 4:27
14:58

[[RH]] \\ guitar, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released February 2002
Written by Blake Mevis, Dean Dillon, Frank Dycus
Instrumental

Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
Swarm around a bin with the name of a band on
A tight-knit life of 360 degrees
If you're on the outside you are on the inside
Organise yourself according to your face, your face, your face

I've got nine piercings, six plus three is nine
Fifteen if you count the ones you can't see
Everybody huddle close, the faculty are coming over
Don't make eye contact 'cause they'll blind you with their doctrines, man

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
by [[Haunted Gun]]

[img[fucksoup200.png]]

01 [[Headache weather]] 5:56
02 [[Brute age]] 5:18
03 [[In the cells]] 2:16

[[MC]] \\ guitar
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice

Recorded in Bristol, 14 May 2017
Released 7 June 2017

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When I stepped out on that funeral, oh yeah
It was like stepping out of a hellhole, oh yeah yeah
And the way that maniac looked at me, oh yeah
I never knew I had a price until then, oh yeah
It was as if I ran a creamy circus
There were films and fights upon me, oh yeah
A concerned parent once said to me 'Oh yeah'
I said 'Do you know what I'm doing right now?'

We're the victims of abbot theft
We've got class issues
We're just sperm and entertainment
Are you sick of it yet?

Written by [[RH]]

10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
Chameleonic and aloof
I slip in and out of roles
Like a schizophrenic piston
I've got a face for every town
You should see the one I've got for here
But if you blink, you'll have missed it

And I go bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, suck, fuck
Achoo

Economic with the truth
I apportion it out
The best for the best and the worst for the worst
I'm coming up, I'm coming down
I'm coming out to some
The small print's in a made-up language

And I go bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, suck, fuck
Achoo

Change my story like rolling news
My faces put Hydra to shame
Spinning like a bottle, full of booze
There's no joy in experience
'Cos I've ticked all the boxes at least twice
But now, at least, the luxury to choose

And I go bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, fuck, thumb suck
Bump, suck, fuck
Achoo

Achoo

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/07 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 24]]
by [[Haunted Gun]]

[img[fow200.png]]

01 [[Spirit of Jacko]] 9:43
02 [[Spirit of Macca]] 10:22

[[MC]] \\ electric guitar, mbira
[[RH]] \\ acoustic guitar, mbira, sitar, saxophone

Recorded in Bristol, 2 July 2017
Released 3 July 2017

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''Recordings''
02/18 \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
02/17 \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Written by [[MB]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
08/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Musicrurm]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Theme from 'The Fuzzy Sketches']] :39
02 [[Pack of 12 mini burritos (from Albertsons)]] 1:17
03 [[Face sound #1]] 1:28
04 [[Ok, ok]] 1:03
05 [[Wild animals]] 1:58
06 [[Driving north in complete silence]] 1:39
07 [[I love you #2]] 2:15
08 [[Leave this doomed body]] 7:39
09 [[Beneath your clothes]] 2:16
10 [[Chickyrockin']] 1:19
11 [[Box of cereal (from Red Apple)]] 1:23
12 [[Retten Sie mich]] 2:52
13 [[In your room]] 5:55
14 [[Tonight (recorded in Rob's room)|Tonight (recorded in Tara's room)]] 1:37
15 [[I love you #1]] 3:47
16 [[Walk]] 1:31
38:46

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, percussion, programming

Recorded in Birmingham
Released December 2001
''Gideon Heap''

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
''Gary Walker''

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
Written by [[PJ]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]
Instrumental

Written by [[AH]], [[RH]], [[JM]]

02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
Written by Paul Giovanni
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Elephant|Elephant (2017)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Helicopter staircase]] 2:21
02 [[Some of my best friends are members of Starsailor]] 2:39
03 [[Watch the lion smoke the pipe]] 2:03
04 [[Everybody shush a minute]] 2:36
05 [[Fuckin' whatever, man]] 8:29
06 [[Under the cover of darkness, we infiltrate]] 9:31
07 [[Hiding is an option]] 4:01
08 [[Hardcore action, yeah!]] :58
09 [[Turquoise biro]] 2:17
35:01

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released January 2002
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Fucking well in the oven]] 1:01
02 [[50s grammar bag]] 2:01
03 [[Contemptible fucking indie scenester slag]] 2:24
04 [[Shark loop deal]] 3:09
05 [[(Common or) garden cork]] 3:11
06 [[Uncut bishops going mental]] 2:32
14:20

[[MB]] \\ guitars, voice, drums, percussion
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums, bass guitar, percussion

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released May 2004

[[last.fm|http://www.last.fm/music/earthward+tarok+bomb/get+your+leg+over+and+listen+to+the+right+sounds+ep]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?dup2uyojgcd71sv]]
You join us as terror strikes the valleys
Cities are just a series of glorified alleys
Temperate climate, the next wizard arrives
He arrives so late
The adding machine is awash with threes and fives

I bought you a special box of candles today
Gift-wrapped by an employee who
Prefers to sleep on haystacks in a barn

Scenery is like a meal to a vulture
But the sparrows have got a superior subculture
They know it's time when you know it's time
To escape to the fields
A week spent in a meadow
Where you never have to yield and give way to the lorries
Refill that lighter another time, sunshine
Because now it's time to fly
Sellotape astroturf to your front door
And your neighbours might get why you've fucked off without your car

Hitched a ride to the countryside
The motorway was slippy and we fell off the side and nearly died
Before the emergency crews had time to arrive I'd run a mile
I heard the first of the sirens as I skipped over a stile
And fell into a huge pile of mud and flowers
The blood poured from my head
So I found a secluded patch of moss
And lay there waiting for the sun to go down
And the rescue team to give up searching

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[gimme200.png]]

01 [[Waking up]] 3:26
02 [[Death mask]] 2:52
03 [[Wednesday]] 2:32
04 [[First one's free]] 3:42
05 [[Epitome]] 3:01
06 [[More pork vicar?]] 3:14
07 [[J-Chair]] 1:48
08 [[EKG]] 1:53
09 [[77 kilometres]] 3:42
10 [[Last orders]] 1:59
11 [[Goodbye]] 3:12
31:29

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, bass guitar, drums, percussion, cello, ukulele, zither, yamaha, programming

Artwork by [[JM]]
Recorded in Bristol, ~May-August 2008, and Birmingham, 2006 and 2007
Mixed in Bristol
Released 25 August 2008

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/gimme-five]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?lua5r49ghd259zp]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]], [[ALS]]

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
by [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]]

[img[wgsd3200.png]]

01 [[Maid problem]] 4:32
02 [[This is your brain on drums]] 4:19
03 [[Carry on duck]] 4:41
04 [[Free dub siren]] 5:07
05 [[Wizard! Ghost! Saint! Duck!]] 3:29
06 [[What witches do]] 3:56
07 [[Back to the pound shop]] 2:57
08 [[Spring beast]] 4:31
09 [[Scatting in the free world]] 2:50
10 [[That cat ain't battery-powered]] 4:13
11 [[Run to Roughtor]] 3:01
12 [[Road rules]] 4:40
13 [[Oregon coast]] 4:08

[[AH]]
[[DT]]
[[JG]]
[[JWH]]
[[RH]]
[[SH]]

Recorded in Bristol, 16 February 2014
Released 15 March 2014

[[Bandcamp|http://wizardghostsaintduck.bandcamp.com/album/glorious-realm-of-sweatless-triumph]]
Discard the acidwash sensation
Watch the bankers sorting rubble from the sidelines
Three times over for each bench-press pressed
Don't dress to impress, ride along with inflation
Flocks of rambles caught in bubbles from the east side
Depart the ships apart from Rich's liquidation team
Pete rhymes over a mid-length mess
But he can't relate the details of his crimes

Don't take the glue so serious
Don't make the clues so obvious
Just watch those terrifying lions
Standing side-by-side with the leper bride

Sounds like Lisbon is full of women
Tamsin's taking potshots at the rental place
Just a four-foot groove between the swamp and the lines
The double axe-man taps the paintball supplies
Dancing snakes and divots at the cliff-face
Grounds of timber lulling round the corner brink
Must the forceps shiver like a limb in brine?
Shoppers humming Taxman and we're up to our eyes

Don't make your move so obvious
Don't make the truth so ominous
Don't make the sleuth so oblivious
Just go and make the clues obvious
And take your chess game pride
Store with the pile of cork sheets on the outside

Employ unorthodox reporting techniques
Everybody pulling roots up with their bare arms
Check those pigeons perching, punching on the peace trail
It's a technical puppet show and chlorophyll's not green

Don't take the glue so serious
Don't make the clues so obvious
Don't make the sleuth so ominous
Don't make your move so obvious
Don't fake the truths so amorous
Don't snake the moves so oblivious
Don't take the glue so serious
Attach a cutlass to the side
And send a telegram to the council so wise

Written by [[RH]]

12/06 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Boxin' day]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[I'll break it]] 2:27
02 [[The cunt]] (demo) 1:34
03 [[Cut you right open]] (instrumental) 2:04
04 [[Moth fight]] (demo) :49
05 [[Alienation]] 6:15
06 [[Kid vista]] (demo) 2:52
07 [[A guy called orange]] (instrumental) 2:12
08 [[What it's like to be a duke]] (demo) 1:01
09 [[Hwah!]] (live) 2:00

[[RH]] \\ voice, guitars, percussion, keyboard, programming
[[MB]] \\ guitar on 9
[[JH]] \\ drums on 9

Recorded in Birmingham and Plymouth, March 2001 - May 2002
Released May 2002
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
Written by [[JWH]], [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[David Doyle]]
Trad.

12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

02/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Darling you were marvellous]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[bonc dulge]]
Written by John Mason Neale / Trad.

12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
Around the backstreets and backstairs
The streets are staring back at me
I watch their pointless scrutiny
And in the evenings I take walks
And step round flooded drains of thought
The guilty heart is obsolete

Say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye

The landscape of this new world
Is scattered randomly with debris
From the explosion of the old regime
The chunks of crumbled masonry
The shards of glass that tear my feet
I'll pick it all up piece by piece

Say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye

Goodbye to the old life and the old ways
Goodbye to the old wife and the old lays
This is a new beginning
Goodbye to fear and hassle
Goodbye to beer and Razzle
This is a statement of intent

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
Written by Les Applegate

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Instrumental

Written by [[AH]], [[RH]], [[JM]]

02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
by [[The Mongrels]]

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01 [[Greatcoat|Greatcoat (song)]] 23:05
23:05

[[JM]]
[[MB]]
[[RH]]
[[ND]]

Recorded live in Cheltenham, December 2004
Released December 2004
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[ND]], [[RH]], [[JM]]

12/04 \\ [[The Mongrels]] \\ [[Greatcoat]]
The stars aren't reflective enough
To shine through all the shit in the sky
Do colours appear as they really are
To the naked eye?
I'm in front of a green screen and I'm earthed
I'm in front of a green screen and I'm connected
Is all this stuff really here?

The world's composed of UV rays
I can hear the radio waves
I can hear the frequency of light
We're all in front of a green screen
And I'm the only one who's earthed
We're all in front of a green screen
And I'm the only one in the foreground
Is all this stuff really here?

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
11/16 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Before chief feature clamps on fully]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

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01 [[Ref./def.]] 1:44
02 [[L.M.C.]] 1:03
03 [[Public]] 2:27
04 [[(Take it to) Henley]] 3:58
05 [[YES]] 1:56
06 [['High']] 4:08
15:19

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums, casio

Recorded in Birmingham
Released April 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?ns47ds7ldgru4pa]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
''Harry Venson''
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

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01 [[Skyward theme]] 1:18
02 [[Are the new Sonic Youth]] 1:22
03 [[Are the new Latvian Gothic]] 1:42
04 [[Are the new Fugazi]] 3:11
05 [[Are still the new Sonic Youth]] 2:19
06 [[Are the new Arab Strap]] 2:32
12:27

[[MB]] \\ guitar, drums
[[RH]] \\ guitar, drums

Recorded by [[MB]] in Bodmin, May 2003
Released May 2003

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?k8fbn687vkz64d6]]
Song and words by [[MC]]
Music by [[MC]], [[JG]], [[RH]], [[CLB]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
Written by Lennon/~McCartney

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RD]], [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
by [[Famous Urbane Mouths]]

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01 [[Write protect]] 2:35
02 [[Horrible sod]] 2:29
03 [[Pig hop]] 1:16
04 [[Zoo quest]] 3:12
05 [[Racists]] 2:23
11:55

[[RH]] \\ guitar, drums, voice

Written and recorded in Bristol, 19-21 December 2013
Released 22 December 2013

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''Recordings''
12/17 \\ [[Daunted nun]]
07/17 \\ [[Funny old week]]
06/17 \\ [[Fuck soup]]
03/17 \\ [[Revisionism]]
03/17 \\ [[Utsira]]
02/17 \\ [[Step outside]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[Hazmat cardi|Hazmat cardi (song)]] 13:45
02 [[The rivers do not flow with blood]] 4:08
17:54

[[RH]] \\ guitar, ukulele, voice, ocarina, pipes, harmonica

01 written/recorded small hours of 13 December 2012 in Bristol 
02 written/recorded small hours of 11 December 2012 in Birmingham
Mixed in Bristol
Released 13 December 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/hazmat-cardi]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?0knabb01d5d80a5]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Hazmat cardi]]
I wanna give you a head shop gift voucher

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

06/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Fuck soup]]
Written by Eamon Hamilton, Marc Beatty, Thomas White, Alex White
Man with slowed voice conscious of existing agency
Foot-high eyes glaring down at him
Socialised with the brainless bystanders
I'm innocent and bereft

It was such a long haul, some fright, same threat
And how people react to a lens
I count this as time well spent, childishly I know
Concluding harmoniously in piped soul

Arrows route to hearth warmth and rural dwellings tonight
And repeatedly, obviously kind
Bleating of molten baritones too high
We gyrate and never slow

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
Written by Joseph E Howard, Ida Emerson

05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
Her eyes felt sweet on my body
They turned me into grace
And the image of it
The image of her face
Comforts me in my sleep
And in the morning
The winter sky will creep
Her eyes see through it

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
Heroin and rape and homelessness and panic
They're the keywords of your existence
As you hide in this train toilet
Heading down to London to give it away again
And where are you gonna sleep?
Oh, but you know a hundred people

When will you realise the way?

I'm glad that you got out of it while you were still alive
But there's still the smell of stale lager
Whenever you arrive
So heroin and rape and homelessness and panic
Will follow you to London
And all the way back home

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Hey, how do you fancy a walk down to the sand with me?
We can fumble about in the dunes
Like a pair of underage drinkers
I can sing you a song I wrote on the way if you like
And we’ll take some pictures
For no-one else’s eyes

But what does it mean
When the tide comes in
And we head back to get clean?
Will it ever happen again?
Oh, please, God, let it happen again

Hey, how do you fancy a week in the mud with me?
We’ll exist in squalor
Like a pair of unemployed junkies
You can go to sleep while I keep an eye on the fire
And wake up to the wisdom of a stranger
In the blood-red sunrise

But will it change
When the real world comes
To infect us once again?
Will we ever get it back?
Oh, please, let’s try and get it back

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
Written by Mark E Smith, Craig Scanlon, Steve Hanley

02/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[David Doyle]]
''Recordings''
11/17 \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
09/17 \\ [[Double mercury]]
08/17 \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
05/17 \\ [[Elephant|Elephant (2017)]]
05/17 \\ [[Orange tree|Orange tree (2017)]]
03/17 \\ [[Coasting|Coasting (2017)]]
02/17 \\ [[What ails thee]]
11/16 \\ [[Before chief feature clamps on fully]]
I'm in a rut but I'm okay
Day by day it melts away
Day by day it melts away
Day by day I can feel it smouldering away
Day by day it melts away
Day by day it melts away
I can feel it crackling away
Day by day it burns away
Day by day I'm okay

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Normally around this time
It's customary to declare your hand
And what is that hidden up your sleeve?
I can see it sticking out
And on the distant horizon
Where only you can see
It's a different story for the rest of us

Once more unto the breach
Give the man a break
Get him off the beach
Tell him his mistakes

You've got to promise me
That this will be the end of it
Can't you see that I've had it up to here
With all this hipster bullshit?
Because we're too young for nostalgia
But we're getting too old for fun

Can you guess what I saw on the bus today?
There was a man with a new mobile phone
And to demonstrate the calculator function
To his motherfucking girlfriend
He did ninety-six minus three

Song and words by [[RH]]
Music by [[JG]], [[LH]], [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
07/07 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Precow]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Written by Carlton Jackson

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
In the backstreets
The bakshish keeps Paul and Peter sweet
Keeps Uli and Dagmar on their feet
Keeps a babby on the beat

There's a cadre underground
The secret service will take you down
But will you go down on him this time?

Talk to the back of your hand
Talk to the back of my head
Talk to the goblin guarding the shed

His scarred cheek
Powdered twice a week
Nothing here for the meek
Just empties and pastiche

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[A night]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
Instrumental

Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Take it outside and bury it
It's a curse upon this house
Your delicate brain is full of shame
And you're as timid as a mouse
Scream your name across the field
And put it out of sight
Return to tell the tale
In the middle of the night

How the mighty fall

Take the main road inward
And watch the sunlight fading
Behind the cranes on the skyline
And know that home awaits
But it's changed beyond recognition
The carpets have been replaced
And the futon that we lay on
Has long since gone

Well, it's just like this city
To disappear in a second
And your neighbourhood has altered
In a way that you don't get
'Cause travelling in darkness
Can destroy the strongest mindset
And if you think about it long enough
You can vanish without trace

How the mighty fall

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
''Recordings''
2009 \\ [[At the End of a Long Day|http://howtospotacommunist.bandcamp.com/album/at-the-end-of-a-long-day]]

''Live''
[[18/10/08]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
by [[Z+]]

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01 [[85b]] 4:32
02 [[Pillbug]] 3:50
03 [[Handprints]] 3:43
04 [[True confessions]] 2:50
05 [[The terrible summer of John Butler Train]] 6:21
06 [[Rachel's bones]] 3:09
07 [[Song for several]] 4:38
08 [[Cranes on the skyline]] 4:30
09 [[Unbeliever]] 6:40
10 [[Lions]] 5:06
11 [[Forge]] 4:24
49:43

[[MC]] \\ guitars, voice
[[JG]] \\ cello, voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[CLB]] \\ mandolin, banjolin, percussion

Songs and lyrics written by [[MC]] and [[RH]]
Music written by [[MC]], [[RH]], [[JG]] and [[CLB]]

Released 23 February 2014
Recorded at Bink Bonk Studio, Bristol, August 2011 
Engineered and mastered by Mat Sampson

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Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
The late night chitter
You read a chapter or two
Of Jung in your youth
Recycled memories
Experience waters itself down
Round and round
Like Escher at baggage claim
Or Magritte at lost & found
This is not language
This is excess baggage

Written by [[RH]]

05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
05/02 \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Get out of my room
Get out of my personal space
Get out of my room

I am the bishop in this relationship
I am the bishop in this relationship
I am the bishop in this relationship

My rug
My rug
My rug
My rug

Written by [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
11/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[It is 4am and I am drunk]]
Written by [[RH]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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Song information missing
Released June 2000
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

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01 [[Palindromic year celebration]] 2:35
02 [[Moroccan town of Sale]] 1:43
03 [[Antagonistic twat]] 1:55
04 [[Bon.obo]] 2:44
05 [[Summers, yay!]] 2:44
06 [[All will be pleasant]] 2:35
14:16

[[MB]]
[[RH]]

Recorded in Bodmin, London and Reading
Released October 2002

[[last.fm|http://www.last.fm/music/earthward+tarok+bomb/i+gave+myself+to+tarok+the+first+night+we+met+ep]]
Written by Andrew WK

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Written by [[RH]]

07/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The underclass media group]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
Written by [[JT]]

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Written by Harry Warren, Al Dubin

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic!|Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
Written by [[PJ]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Written by Lennon/~McCartney, [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Written by Stephin Merritt

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
Gimme a record and I'll make it
Gimme a law and I will break it, oh yeah
Gimme a straw and I will bend it
Gimme some shit and I will vend it, alright
I said I'll break it, fucker

Show me a plan and how to screw it
Gimme a reason and I'll do it, alright
Gimme a mission and I'll abort it
Gimme a theory and I'll have thought it already
I'm gonna break it, motherfucker

Gimme some fools and I will shake them
Gimme some rules and I will break them, alright
Gimme some fools and I will shake them
Gimme some rules and I will break them, oh yeah
I'm gonna break it, fucker

Written by [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[MB]]
Written by Ian ~MacKaye
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Six times a week talking to the starshaped boy
Sitting in the canteen opposite the sharp-faced boy
Eavesdropping the banal and the underclass media group
Drinking in the town with the urban troops
Terror strikes the valleys with sharp red teeth
And the sunshine on Leith's getting ruined by thieves
A million-and-one stereotypes suck each other off
The red drops down and the audience cough

There's a girl behind me and she's playing with her hair
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed them
Checking in my pockets because I don't know who's there
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed them

According to the PLC my class is a focus group
Playing guessing games with the publishing house
Into MVC and they're playing Sloop John B
The kids queueing up for a trouncing
Hinduism gets discussed, nobody seems fussed
Secret childhood diaries on the bestseller's list
Four pound a ticket and you've got my trust
And when the mist passed was the past missed?

Ill-gotten gains are the funding for my life
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed them
Intelligently lifted, I don't even use a knife
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes
Ill-gotten gains are the funding for my life
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed them
Intelligently lifted, I don't even use a knife
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes

Nineteen quid for ten minutes, that girl's been groomed well
Marketing her face because she knows it'll sell
Student losers use her in her secret urban hell
And impress their friends by bouncing to the Liberty Bell
Not an ounce of wit in the joke behind the teeth
Back to the valleys for a fuck with the thief
Jumping off a radio mast and landing on a roof
Evade the park keeper, he's an amateur sleuth

Hiding in corners on the run from myself
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed them
Under cover of darkness I operate with stealth
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, yeah
Ill-gotten gains are the funding for my life
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed them
Intelligently lifted, I don't even use a knife
And I've committed crimes, I've committed crimes, I've committed crime

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
07/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The underclass media group]]
Written by Lennon/~McCartney

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
''Ian Blackwood''

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[MC]]
Written by Moe Jaffe, Larry Vincent, Henry Tobias

07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
Don't listen to those singers
Who tell you the best way
To deal with the situation
You may or may not be involved in

Ignore the singer

Singer, I don't want to listen to your mithering
Your advice is as unfounded and worthless
As it is simplistic and generalised

Ignore the singer

And I appreciate the paradox I'm currently presenting
But think of this
I'm talking to you, not singing
In this context I'm a speaker, not a singer
Not a singer
I'm not a singer

Ignore the singer

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[MB]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[brum200.png]]

01 [[Natural border|Natural border (song)]] 3:14
02 [[Leaves]] 2:34
03 [[In the cells]] 2:53
04 [[Off the ridge]] 3:28
05 [[Mercy seat]] 3:26
06 [[Rachel's bones]] 2:53
07 [[Muscle memory]] 2:03
08 [[Quick secession]] 1:56
22:27

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded live at the Bull's Head, Moseley, Birmingham, 8 December 2013
Photo by Rory Melough

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Written by Curtis Jackson, Andre Young, Mike Elizondo

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
On a mountainside 
The rain waits to fall 
Bodies turn without a sound 
Castles ruined underground 

On an upland plain 
Ready for the chill 
To slip into your brain 
And mutate in the cells 

In a concrete bay 
The tide waits to draw 
Bodies turn without a sound 
Castles ruined underground 

On a lowland plain 
Ready for the chill 
To slip into your brain 
And mutate in the cells 

And the bodies turn 
And they always will 
So slip into the veins 
And mutate in the cells

Written by [[RH]]

06/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Fuck soup]]
12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Written by [[RH]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
Instrumental

Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
Northropp popped to the shabby shop to fetch a Webbox chub for his boxy pooch Wanchope. Wanchope was a maniac who sported the parish’s slobberiest chops. He never chewed or chomped his Webbox chub; instead Northropp would administer it by posting it lengthways into Wanchope’s slobbery chops like a capsule of legal bumf into a pneumatic pipe.

Whenever Northropp popped to the shabby shop, Wanchope would pull a strop, shred the sponge of a Vileda flat mop and lollop off to the bus stop, not cottoning on that Northropp’s shop trip spelled the imminent postage of a Webbox chub into those uniquely slobbery chops. Wanchope was a maniac.

On this occasion the maniac Wanchope lolloped beyond the bus stop, galloped past the joke shop, hopscotched across earmarked grave plots and tore up the tor to the top.

Meanwhile back at the sharecrop, Northropp saw no sign of Wanchope. Posting the Webbox chub into his own floppy chops, he shed a single teardrop, opened his laptop, stuck on some bebop and cracked on with his agitprop.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]

[img[rev200.png]]

01 [[Here's a pound, fuck off]] 2:38
02 [[Fringe-based hazard]] 1:36
03 [[Lozenge/mustang]] 1:42
04 [[Disco number]] :52
05 [[Supremecorq: plugging the ears of wine]] 1:59
06 [[Half Yorkshire terrier half proper dog]] 1:44
10:31

[[MB]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion, harmonica, theremin
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion, glockenspiel, kazoo

Recorded in Birmingham
Released June 2002

[[last.fm|http://www.last.fm/music/earthward+tarok+bomb/irreverend+ep]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
Written by Belle & Sebastian

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The clay center hoxie tribune]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[4am200.png]]

01 [[I am the bishop]] 2:04
02 [[Conceptualise my master tapes!]] 1:43
03 [[Praise machine]] (lovely version) 2:32
04 [[Kill the youths]] (London version) 2:21
8:41

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in London, November 2002
Released November 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/it-is-4am-and-i-am-drunk]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?37kmdl7m393fdi3]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
''Judith Cummins''
''Jen Grove''

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Revisionism]]
07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
09/14 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[1983]]
09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
07/07 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Precow]]
''John Heaven''

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
05/02 \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
''Joe Martin''

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
12/04 \\ [[The Mongrels]] \\ [[Greatcoat]]
''James Thompson''

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
''Jonathan Higgs''

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
02/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[David Doyle]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/07 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 24]]
Written by Jason Mewes

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Jad Fair's 'Hey Jennifer']] 1:13
02 [[What's important]] 3:03
03 [[Fun-time]] 2:53
04 [[7am]] 3:51
11:02

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, harmonica, glockenspiel, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released June 2007
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[jen26200.png]]

01 [[Birthday bubble bath]] 1:29
02 [[Upwards]] 2:38
03 [[Vodka cheeks]] :40
04 [[Mosquito net]] 2:00
05 [[Average age of group: 79]] 4:00
06 [[Let's meet where we met before]] 5:39
16:29

[[RH]] \\ noise

Recorded in Bristol
Released 18 June 2009

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/jen-26]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/qenn4g812070qyq/09-06_rob_howard_-_jen_%3D_26.zip]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Look up]] 1:46
02 [[Come to me]] 2:40
03 [[Do you know what I look for in a song, Jeeves?]] 1:29
04 [[Time will not change my mind]] 1:32
7:29

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion

Recorded in Bristol, 23-24 June 2010
''Recordings''
09/07 \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
08/05 \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]

''Live''
[[15/04/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[15/10/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Let's fix music]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
''Josie Moore''

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
''Recordings''
2009 \\ [[Bristol Sunday|http://www.veoh.com/watch/v18841467w94eN6Ym]]

''Live''
[[24/05/09]] \\ Bath Buildings, Bristol
It was August the sixteenth 2001
All my friends got their results and I wondered how they'd done
I hoped they'd got what they needed and nothing had gone wrong
So I picked up the telephone and I called my best friend John
His dad picked up the phone and I said
'Hello, is John there please? I'm wondering just how he did'
He said 'I'm afraid he's out, he's gone to celebrate with Ed'
I said 'Okay, I'll call back later' but before I went he said
'He got two As, a C and a D, which was just what he needed'
So that's him sorted, yeah

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
“Join up,” says the mail order catalogue
Join up; tailor the sharks
Join up; distribute the affluence
Join up; spend a night in the park

“Set sail!” cries Captain Lasagne
“Set sail for the Indian seas!”
“Set sail!” screams the telephone receiver
“Set sail on your watery wheels"
Take note of the ways and the methods you'll see
Being used round the square every day
Hang on to your mocking alsatians
And flounder in torrents of orangey clay

Stop your bids
You're in too fucking deep
Off the ridge
Modify the display
Take heed from the fortunes of others
And invest your time in me

Your anecdotes are lifted from a newspaper
But so are mine so that's okay
If you could see your way clear
To doing me a bit of breakfast
I would be grateful
But none of that fancy shite

Written by [[RH]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
Jonty squaxed it.
Squaxed it white and black.
See his heaving thorax
As it squaxes down the track.

See Jonty’s axe.
See how his knack for negating the squax
With an axe
Turns the clocks back.

The fact is he squaxed it,
Yet look!, it’s unsquaxed.
With his knack and his axe
Jonty banjaxed the facts.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Written by Marc Riley

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
None of this slanderous chess tactic shit
Taking on the wrong quests
Wasting your seasoned time
Tasting yourself in your prime
That big humper
Infectious rubbish wrecks
That's all it is
Just brain debris

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
Written by [[MC]]
Written by Murry The Hump

05/02 \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
Instrumental

Written by Scott Kannberg

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
Wealthy young irony in riot gear
Go and tell them they're not welcome here
Wooden chairs attached to cock-shaped veg
Shitting themselves on each other's beds
Snorting the money their dads made from shares
As underworld shade merchants peddle their wares
The surgeons waste time and their chance of parole
And the youth know the truth is beyond their control
Let's kill the youths

And at the senate house they're popping their corks
Hosting dances, disregarding the talks
My uncle works there, he's a projectionist
The family gathers round home vids when they're pissed
Shot on 8mm down the grey boulevard
Modern tickets are mostly made out of card
We'll go to Goa next where karma is rife
Chromatic tuners hold the meaning of life
Let's kill the youths

Written by [[RH]]

11/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[It is 4am and I am drunk]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Come here and fight me to the death]]
Conversation that concerns only the killer

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
I got DP'd by a couple of members of the middle class
That's dinner partied
That's how it started
The majority of my friends are middle class
That's how it started, that's how it starts

I got invited, I got excited
That's how it started, that's how it starts
I got excited, I got incited
That's how it started, that's how it starts

The majority of the working class around me are fucking criminals
And I'm stuck somewhere in between
That's how it started, that's how it starts

My forefathers were all manual workers
And once we had two cars for about a month
And then I passed my eleven-plus
That's how it started, that's how it starts

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
Written by [[RD]]

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
''Jez Howard''

07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
07/07 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Precow]]
01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
11/05 \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]
08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
06/02 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Chance to shine]]
''Luke Ogden''

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
11/05 \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]
''Lucy Smith''

01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
Trad.
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
by [[Furtive Vole Luminous]]

[img[larks200.png]]

01 [[Lion wears the crown]] 6:44
02 [[Creatures 2 interlude]] 2:13
03 [[Eye of the stone]] 5:40
04 [[Machrihanish]] 3:34
05 [[Tetragrammaton]] 2:15

[[MB]] \\ violin, guitar, glockenspiel, kazoo, singing bowl, percussion, mouth
[[RH]] \\ guitars, monotron, percussion, loops, mouth
[[JG]] \\ cello

Recorded in Exeter, 17-18 October 2015
Released 18 February 2018

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
06/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The street cleaner]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

[img[leap200.png]]

[[Grounds]]
01 [[Ref./def.]] 1:44
02 [[L.M.C.]] 1:03
03 [[Public]] 2:27
04 [[(Take it to) Henley]] 3:58
05 [[YES]] 1:56
06 [['High']] 4:08

[[Sick notes]]
07 [[Windows 3.1]] / [[Canada]] 5:01
08 [[When it happens to you]] 2:33
09 [[The cap'n]] 2:22
10 [[River of spite]] 3:19
11 [[Steer & steed]] 1:10
12 [[Employ headsnap]] 4:45
34:32

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums, casio, banjo

Recorded in Birmingham
Released July 2005

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/leap-second]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?awdw2729b968xra]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
In the morning 
When you come down 
It's the same old scene 
Leaves blowing 
In through the kitchen 
It's the same old scene 

And in the darkness 
It's okay to be seen falling 
And the competition's learning 
To read between the lines 

In the evening 
You know it's coming 
It's the same old deal 
Leaves blowing 
In through the kitchen 
It's the same old deal 

And in the darkness 
It's okay to be heard calling 
And the competition's learning 
To read between the lines 

And the time it takes means nothing to you

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
Trad.

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
Written by [[RH]], [[TJ]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Must remember where I've been
Where I am now
So I can tick it off when I get back
I must own the badge
Is there nowhere new left?
Is there any feeling still uncharted?
A decade of legal highs and illegal lows
I nearly went into a church just now
There are people in my house
There's nowhere to go
There's nowhere to go
Nowhere to go
All my hard work
All my hard work, all my hard work
A decade of legal highs and illegal lows
A decade of legal highs and illegal lows

Written by [[RH]]

10/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[<3]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[lets200.png]]

01 [[Monkeys could do this]] 4:22
02 [[Melon incest]] 6:07
03 [[Jesus gets three points every time]] 4:17
04 [[Silky finish]] 3:22
18:10

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitar, drum loops, monotron, keys
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drum loop, monotron, percussion

Recorded in Bristol, 26-27 May 2013
Mixed in Bristol, May 2013
Released 28 May 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/lets-fix-music]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/f7f40ej3o2fk5h3/13-05_figurines_of_the_wretched_-_let's_fix_music.zip]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Me 1 You 0]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[light200.png]]

01 [[Exiled kings]] 2:46
02 [[I'll break it]] 2:27
03 [[Almost died, was nicer to people]] 2:39
04 [[Messy somnambulator]] 1:30
05 [[Hwah!]] 1:34
06 [[Green screen]] 1:58
07 [[Proof of postage is not proof of receipt]] 3:34
08 [[The face of Joaquin Phoenix]] :49
09 [[Conceptualise my master tapes!]] 1:43
10 [[Glue]] 3:28
11 [[Geek potion]] 1:10
12 [[Retten Sie mich]] 2:52
13 [[Virtual virtues]] 1:08
14 [[The jacket warehouse]] 4:23
15 [[Sex at parties]] 1:49
16 [[Moth fight]] 2:37
17 [[Summer, yay]] 1:13
18 [[Vincent Price]] 1:57
19 [[Experience =]] 1:21
20 [[Dreaming about murdering]] 2:48
21 [[Body = transport]] 1:25
22 [[43 light years sure is a long way]] 3:43
23 [[Light is uncontrollable]] :42
24 [[Beyond all trace]] 1:43
25 [[Consistently successful campaign]] 2:22
26 [[Part-ex]] 1:50
27 [[Vertical horses]] 1:49
28 [[I've committed crimes]] 3:25
29 [[Polish my release! (live)]] 1:52
30 [[Stupid twat]] 1:18
31 [[Gift-wrapped scented candles]] 4:08
32 [[Appropriate, interrupt]] 1:29
33 [[My double life]] 1:55
34 [[Wild animals]] 1:58
35 [[Rio from Maccies]] :48
36 [[4 tha team]] 2:00
1:16:29

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, casio, yamaha, percussion, harmonica, loops, noise

Recorded in Birmingham, Granite Falls WA, London and Bodmin, 2000-2003
Released 2 June 2003

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/light-is-uncontrollable]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?t45j0u1trb97ppy]]
He came back, she was already gone
Backseat rolling away from the town
You can omit whatever won't fit
And whatever leaps out like a limb from the ground
Keep a name-tag under your pillow
Keep the recipe under your hat
What's so hard about taking it easy?
Baby, you'll thank me when the rocks start to fall

Written by [[RH]]

04/16 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[What / Limb]]
''Recordings''
07/07 \\ [[Precow]]
07/05 \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Sick notes]]
04/05 \\ [[Grounds]]
02/05 \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[The main drag]]
06/04 \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
12/03 \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]

''Live''
[[23/07/10]] \\ Indietracks Festival, Swanwick Junction
[[22/07/10]] \\ The Musician, Leicester
[[20/07/10]] \\ The Victoria, Birmingham
[[05/09/09]] \\ Moseley Folk Festival, Birmingham
[[15/08/09]] \\ Chillifields Festival, Birmingham
[[14/08/09]] \\ The Public, West Bromwich
[[20/05/09]] \\ The Victoria, Birmingham
[[30/04/09]] \\ The Lamb, London
[[08/11/08]] \\ Light House, Wolverhampton
[[03/09/08]] \\ The Yardbird, Birmingham
[[28/07/08]] \\ The Flapper, Birmingham
[[29/06/08]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer I, The Junction, Bristol
[[07/06/08]] \\ Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham
[[09/05/08]] \\ Island Bar, Birmingham
[[06/04/08]] \\ Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham
[[13/12/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[09/12/07]] \\ Bridewell Gallery, Liverpool
[[09/08/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[17/07/07]] \\ Slak, Cheltenham
[[30/06/07]] \\ The Strand, Cheltenham
[[10/04/07]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Lips sewn with cord]]
Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
Song and words by [[MC]]
Music by [[MC]], [[JG]], [[RH]], [[CLB]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Beak]] 2:33
02 [[Linoleum]] 5:07
03 [[Vinegar]] 3:12
04 [[Destroy]] 4:43
15:37

[[RH]] \\ guitar, programming, sampling

Recorded in Birmingham
Released February 2002
Trad. 

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[little200.png]]

01 [[Selected shavings from the bastille]] 3:08
02 [[Moth fight]] 2:37
03 [[Teach yourself shorthand]] 2:51
04 [[Safety interlude / Train chappy]] :46
05 [[Prison ship]] 2:57
06 [[Chew Magna (edge of the hills)]] 2:52
07 [[No cycles on mown verge]] 1:43
08 [[Bile session]] 2:46
19:44

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, percussion, piano, casio, glockenspiel, programming

Recorded in Birmingham and Bodmin, 2002
Mixed in Bodmin and London
Released October 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/little-conventions]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?bzaktsawh8zcid4]]
''2017''
[[15/07/17]] \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ Charliefest, Par

''2013''
[[08/12/13]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[01/09/13]] \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ Charliefest, Par

''2012''
[[01/09/12]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ Charliefest, Par
[[04/08/12]] \\ [[Chalkotheke]] \\ Chillifields Festival, Birmingham

''2011''
[[21/08/11]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire
[[05/08/11]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ The Victoria, Birmingham
[[16/07/11]] \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ Charliefest, Par
[[02/07/11]] \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ Chillifields Festival, Birmingham

''2010''
[[27/12/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[16/09/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Lansdown, Bristol
[[04/09/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Moseley Folk Festival, Birmingham
[[31/07/10]] \\ [[Bugger Off Grandad]] \\ Southsea
[[23/07/10]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Indietracks Festival, Swanwick Junction
[[22/07/10]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Musician, Leicester
[[20/07/10]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Victoria, Birmingham
[[18/07/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer IV, The Lanes, Bristol
[[18/07/10]] \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer IV, The Lanes, Bristol
[[25/06/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ 35 King Street, Bristol
[[15/06/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Victoria Works, Bath
[[06/06/10]] \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ The Boneyard, Bristol
[[27/05/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ 35 King Street, Bristol
[[22/05/10]] \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ Antifolk UK Spring Festival, 12 Bar, London
[[20/05/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Lansdown, Bristol
[[28/04/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ 35 King Street, Bristol
[[04/04/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
[[04/04/10]] \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
[[04/04/10]] \\ [[Stray Croissants]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
[[04/04/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
[[24/03/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Oxfam, Keynsham
[[18/03/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ The Lansdown, Bristol
[[27/02/10]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ The Cube, Bristol
[[26/01/10]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol

''2009''
[[28/12/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[31/10/09]] \\ [[Z+]] \\ Denbigh Street, Bristol
[[27/10/09]] \\ [[Parachute Game]] / [[Z+]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[05/09/09]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Moseley Folk Festival, Birmingham
[[18/08/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[15/08/09]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Chillifields Festival, Birmingham
[[14/08/09]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Public, West Bromwich
[[07/08/09]] \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ Bath Buildings, Bristol
[[30/06/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[23/06/09]] \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[24/05/09]] \\ [[Joey Chainsaw & The Shitheads]] \\ Bath Buildings, Bristol
[[20/05/09]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Victoria, Birmingham
[[09/05/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
[[30/04/09]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Lamb, London
[[06/04/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard & The Hotrods]] \\ The Pilgrim, Liverpool
[[28/03/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
[[01/02/09]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham

''2008''
[[08/11/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Light House, Wolverhampton
[[18/10/08]] \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
[[18/10/08]] \\ [[How to Spot a Communist]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
[[27/09/08]] \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ Warminster Road, Bristol
[[03/09/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Yardbird, Birmingham
[[28/07/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Flapper, Birmingham
[[29/06/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer I, The Junction, Bristol
[[07/06/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham
[[09/05/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Island Bar, Birmingham
[[06/04/08]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham
[[05/03/08]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[01/02/08]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Wilmington Arms, London
[[03/01/08]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ Barfly, London

''2007''
[[13/12/07]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[09/12/07]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Bridewell Gallery, Liverpool
[[27/10/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ Custard Factory, Birmingham
[[05/09/07]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ Trof, Manchester
[[26/08/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ Rock Garden, London
[[09/08/07]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[17/07/07]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ Slak, Cheltenham
[[07/07/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ Balsall Heath Carnival, Birmingham
[[30/06/07]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Strand, Cheltenham
[[27/06/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Hare & Hounds, Birmingham
[[05/06/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[13/05/07]] \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[20/04/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ Bar Academy, Birmingham
[[15/04/07]] \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[13/04/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Frog & Parrot, Sheffield
[[10/04/07]] \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[01/04/07]] \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[19/03/07]] \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[11/03/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ MAC, Birmingham
[[10/03/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Farcroft, Birmingham
[[03/03/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Spotted Dog, Birmingham
[[27/02/07]] \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[25/02/07]] \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[20/02/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ Barfly, Birmingham
[[15/02/07]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Spotted Dog, Birmingham
[[04/02/07]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[21/01/07]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham

''2006''
[[23/12/06]] \\ [[One Fathom Tall and Gallons of Muscle]] \\ The Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham
[[08/12/06]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Spotted Dog, Birmingham
[[24/11/06]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Frog & Parrot, Sheffield
[[12/11/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[31/10/06]] \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[15/10/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[15/10/06]] \\ [[Jesmond Villas|Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[09/10/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Fountain, Walsall
[[24/09/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[17/09/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[05/09/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[20/08/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[23/07/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[28/06/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ Tanoshi, Birmingham
[[11/05/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Jug of Ale, Birmingham
[[03/04/06]] \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham

''2005''
[[20/11/05]] \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ The Hub, Cheltenham
[[??/??/05]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ #15 basement, Cheltenham

''2004''
[[??/12/04]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ #15 basement, Cheltenham
[[??/12/04]] \\ [[The Mongrels]] \\ #15 basement, Cheltenham
[[15/04/04]] \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ Retro Bar, Manchester

''2003''
[[04/12/03]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ The Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham
[[02/10/03]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ Pittville Union, Cheltenham
[[27/02/03]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ Pittville Union, Cheltenham
[[06/01/03]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ The Cooperage, Plymouth

''2002''
[[19/08/02]] \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ The Cooperage, Plymouth
[[13/05/02]] \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ The Cooperage, Plymouth

''Guest''
15/07/17 \\ Local Group \\ Charliefest, Par
06/12/15 \\ Flowers of Despair \\ The Hare & Hounds, Birmingham
18/08/09 \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
22/03/09 \\ Ace Bushy Striptease \\ Antifolk Alldayer II, The Junction, Bristol
24/02/09 \\ Flowers of Despair \\ Island Bar, Birmingham
07/06/08 \\ Little My \\ Sunflower Lounge, Birmingham
by [[The Dog Brushes]]

[img[dog200.png]]

01 [[The little finger is a very precious thing]] 3:36
02 [[Biscuits for the hero]] 1:57
03 [[Small train of thought]] 2:55
04 [[Lodi]] 2:54
05 [[I said]] 3:10
06 [[Church of England]] 2:03
07 [[Salt]] 2:34
08 [[What you should be now]] 2:04
09 [[Maps]] 2:37
10 [[Fiery death]] 1:58
11 [[Rinse the GPS]] 1:31
12 [[Critics]] 2:28
13 [[Join up]] 3:01
14 [[Gaga]] 3:11
15 [[I only have eyes for you]] 2:50
38:56

[[AH]] \\ drums
[[MB]] \\ guitars, voice
[[PJ]] \\ bass guitar, voice
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice
[[IB]] \\ voice

Recorded live at Charliefest, Par, Cornwall on 16 July 2011
Released 18 July 2011

[[Bandcamp|http://thedogbrushes.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-charliefest-2011]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?m5o4verxui1ktka]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[rhcharlie200.png]]

01 [[In the cells]] 3:02
02 [[Off the ridge]] 3:14
03 [[Muscle memory]] 1:58
04 [[Colston steps]] 2:40
05 [[Leaves]] 2:23
06 [[43 light years sure is a long way]] 4:44
07 [[Rachel's bones]] 2:49
20:53

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded live at Charliefest, Par, Cornwall on 1 September 2012
Released 3 September 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-charliefest]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?bb42bon3m05p119]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[fotwlive200.png]]

01 [[Creation myth]] :38
02 [[A DVD of Mulan]] 4:49
03 [[Famous investment bank]] :31
04 [[Son, you're the tsar]] 2:49
05 [[Butter floor]] 5:13
06 [[Loose women]] 3:30
07 [[70s sitcom wife]] :40
08 [[Amy]] 2:45
09 [[Important art discussion]] 1:30
10 [[Pete the badger]] 1:26
11 [[Jesus gets three points every time]] 3:13
12 [[A struggling artist and a mountebank]] :37
13 [[Miserable typists]] 5:40
14 [[The Farnes-Barnes correspondence]] 11:55
15 [[Reasonably pleased]] 2:55
48:17

[[DT]] \\ voice, electric guitar
[[RH]] \\ acoustic guitar, electric guitar, voice
[[AH]] \\ percussion
[[PJ]] \\ korg
[[JG]] \\ voice

Recorded live at Charliefest, Par, Cornwall on 1 September 2013
Released 8 October 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-charliefest]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[charlie2017200.png]]

01 [[Amy]] 2:47
02 [[Special agent]] 3:18
03 [[Inflatable cake]] 4:24
04 [[Fertile for a lizard]] 3:13
05 [[The Womble Ensemble]] 3:13
06 [[Bruce Lee]] 3:30
07 [[Lizard brains]] 3:54
08 [[Dolphin lover]] 3:30

[[DT]] \\ voice
[[RH]] \\ guitars, saxophone

Recorded live at Charliefest, Par, Cornwall on 15 July 2017
Released 17 July 2017

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by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[adam200.png]]

''3 April 2006''
01 [[Hippy bullshit|Hipster bullshit]] 2:32
02 [[4 tha team]] 2:33
03 [[Stop moving crabwise]] 2:07
04 [[The grave awaits you]] 2:46
05 [[77 kilometres]] 3:17
06 [[Drug song]] 3:24

''21 January 2007''
07 [[B.A.B.E.]] 2:41
08 [[No minutes to a petty fuck]] 1:51
09 [[Down again]] 2:25
10 [[Box Elder]] 2:01
11 [[Cranes on the skyline]] 2:33

''5 March 2008''
12 [[Reykjavík bay]] 3:27
13 [[Slight irritations]] / [[Death mask]] 3:31
14 [[Say yes to strangers]] 2:10
15 [[No clues]] 2:17
16 [[Epitome]] 3:24
17 [[Hey sleep]] 2:42
45:51

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded live at the Adam & Eve, Digbeth, Birmingham
Sets 2 + 3 recorded by [[PB]]
Released 1 July 2008

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-the-adam-eve]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?lcdzobjfzbxhvdz]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[livefast200.png]]

01 [[Cheers Kurt]] 3:14
02 [[North Head]] 3:43
03 [[Unfathomable]] 3:17
04 [[#27]] 3:44

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, rocks

Written and recorded in Melbourne, November 2014 (1, 3, 4) and Auckland, 2015 (2)
Mixed in Exeter, September 2015
Released 30 September 2015

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[RH]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
It's a sunny day again
Happy summer people wherever you choose to go
You are free again
Aided by possession of a personal stereo
Every song is so nice
Written in the boardroom, surely that's not right?
But everywhere I go
Is polluted by the sound of the fucking radio

Cheer up, suburbia
Say goodbye to that Monday morning hell
A different playlist every month
Compiled and commissioned entirely by little girls
Afternoons in the park
Enhanced by the feeling of no worries today
Radio removes the stress from the workplace
But it doesn't matter 'cause you're unemployed anyway

Leap out of bed
To the sound of Simply Red
Make yourself look your best
To Bryan Adams and the Spice Girl with the flat chest
Go and walk the dog
To the sound of Culture Club
And if that's not enough of a load
Go and lie down in the middle of the road

Was that a guitar we heard?
We don't want to know if it's not played by an 80s star
To be fair, our playlist is broad
It's mostly market pop but with a little bit of AOR
We include some gangsta culture
To comply with the minority quota
But whatever sick sound your radio makes
It's like your little sister's compilation tapes

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by John Fogerty

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Written by Danny Dill, Marijohn Wilkin

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

[img[long200.png]]

[[Terrible harpy scores]]
01 [[Church of England]] 2:02
02 [[Killer conversation (killer)]] 1:38
03 [[Is it amazing]] 3:01
04 [[Fiery death]] 2:20
05 [[Just brain debris]] :54
06 [[Join up]] 3:39

[[Bleeding tracks]]
07 [[No clues]] 2:57
08 [[Settle the bill]] 4:31
09 [[Goodbye Jenny]] 1:39
10 [[Biscuits for the hero]] 1:31
11 [[Harald Hadrada (take 1)]] 8:13
12 [[Pigeons vs. baguettes]] 2:20

[[The main drag]]
13 [[Whole lot of luck]] 2:12
14 [[Slept]] 2:34
15 [[Two dots and a bold shark]] 1:31
16 [[Magnitude of a tertiary]] 2:05
17 [[Warm heart]] / [[Hearth warmth]] 3:57
18 [[The festival crowd]] 1:02
48:15

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums
[[MB]] \\ guitar, drums
[[RD]] \\ drums
[[TJ]] \\ casio

Recorded in Cheltenham and Birmingham, 2003-2005
Released February 2005

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/long-route-to-the-quicke-fixe]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?wuka31xk6acbz6u]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

09/13 \\ [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]] \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/10 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 27]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
I lost it in the morning
And I lost it in the evening
I lose it every time I think of you

It shows itself to me
No matter what I'm looking at
My eyelids are tattooed on the inside

I see it at Tesco
I see it at the Jobcentre
I see it on platform 3 at Temple Meads

I remember every image
I remember every single word
Even though I pretended I couldn't hear

Written by [[RH]]

05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
Written by Richard Berry
There's a stranger in the room
He got here before you did
He's as welcome to me
As any figure from history
His finger is on the switch
He can turn me on at will
Forty eyeballs stare me out
And I keep deathly still

7.10 a month
I would pay
7.10 a day
To make this go away

Why does it stay
When it already got what it wanted?
Why does it stay
When it already got what it wanted?

Love is less than three

Written by [[RH]]

10/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[<3]]
Written by Jarvis Cocker

09/14 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[1983]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[lovely200.png]]

01 [[Keith]] 3:08
02 [[Sexy bread]] 4:12
03 [[An open letter to my cat]] 3:18
04 [[The northern mardi gras]] 3:38
05 [[When I die]] 4:14

[[DT]] \\ voice
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, cello

Recorded in Bristol, 22 October - 16 November 2016
Released 16 November 2016

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Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
''Matthew Baker''

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
12/04 \\ [[The Mongrels]] \\ [[Greatcoat]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
05/02 \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
''Matt Chandler''

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
07/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Funny old week]]
06/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Fuck soup]]
03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Revisionism]]
03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Utsira]]
02/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Step outside]]
02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
''Recordings''
06/04 \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
I don't make charts and I don't make bones
I don't take moss and I don't take stones
And I don't answer the phone
I've been thinking hard and it's only just occurred to me
That it's true what they say about the magnitude of a tertiary

It's never nice to bury a relative
There are much worse things but it's all relative
A shit I don't give
'Cause I've been thinking so long but it only just came to me
It's true what they say about the magnitude of a tertiary

And after all the things that people have done to me
The one rule this world has given me
Is that you should always have a Plan B
I've been thinking hard and it's only just occurred to me
That it's true what they say about the magnitude of a tertiary

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
[[Recordings]]
[[Print]]
[[Live]]
[[About]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Natural border]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

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01 [[Sloppy minutes]] 3:43
02 [[Bloodsuckers]] 2:51
03 [[Wheelchair car chase]] 4:18
04 [[Natural products]] 4:15
05 [[Post-truth lullaby]] 5:17
06 [[I support your career]] 1:38
07 [[Song for Jez]] 2:29
08 [[Finbar's monument]] 4:34
09 [[Vol-au-vent pirate]] 3:25
10 [[Peace in our time]] 3:32
11 [[The hospitality guidebook for employees ready to be sacrificed to the great god Pan]] 4:53
12 [[Sister blues]] 3:13
13 [[A brook, singing]] 3:50
14 [[Lift music for the descent into perdition]] 4:00

[[DT]] \\ voice, keyboard, guitars, kaossilator, painting, common cold, horse 'n' birds
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, loops, keyboard, harmonica, percussion, kaossilator, voice
[[JG]] \\ cello

Recorded in Wolverhampton (28 - 29 January) and Bristol (31 January - 27 March), 2017
Released 29 March 2017

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Trad. 

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[PJ]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
''Recordings''
01/16 [[19.07.11]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[me1you0200.png]]

01 [[Fraternising with my patients]] 1:26
02 [[Light is uncontrollable]] :42
03 [[Polish my release! (live)]] 1:52
04 [[Your own face (is uncontrollable)]] :51

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham, May 2002
Released 27 May 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/me-1-you-0]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Let's fix music]]
Instrumental

Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Written by Kurt Ralske

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Childhood favourites vol. 1]]
I'm unemployed for good
Reason is my only
Enemy at this stage
Foxes head the main stage
Cocky actors, shit links
Wonky eyes a good thing
As he throws another
Punch at my kid
And play collection

Brown ties and fried chicken
I think you skipped a page
Everyone loves cruising
Down a pointless sliproad
Leading to a cavern
Pink is not a colour
It's a state of mind which
I particularly enjoy

Eighties bandwagon media sluts
Eighties bandwagon media sluts

Holed up at the bank, man
Everyone loves ham shanks
Fake TV conversing
Rectangles, they're pre-made
In a chair in Red Square
Changing letters around
Caught by man relaxing
Shall we keep the gay scene in?

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Come here and fight me to the death]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Luscious sonic droplets
Made dusk make absolute
Sense. Proceeding east, every direction
Karmically equal, teasing awake my inert nervous energy

Down a little,
Painlessly,
Noughts and crosses unplayed forever

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Let's fix music]]
Complicate the redbrick halls, take the pinks
Shimmy past the tube dips and throw it all away too
I would to you, I would to you

I can't keep breathless around these epithets
I cross the blackened apiary and check it's still in use

Slack clefs, two baguettes, contrarily slips again
I crack the dying walls, a crying altar boy

More pork, vicar?

Written by [[RH]]
Based on Precious Hamburgers and Perfume by [[PJ]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
Swinburn, Chappyfrangs and Glatch took me out the back for a slanging match.

I chucked Swinburn down a hatch.

I built a gallows from scratch, over which I slung the lungs of Glatch. 

Chappyfrangs attached a lit match to my soul patch, and I went up like thatch.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Written by [[JWH]], [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[David Doyle]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
Another double play, it's an animalistic scene
In which I find myself, leaking Irish cream
The quartermaster's gay and the streets are ultra-clean
Down which you find rude health, tweaking boring dreams

It's the littlest conventions that keep the West alive
And beneath my windows kids are on a sexual crusade
But how stuff works and people move's a superspring melée
And if they concentrate enough they'll find the shade

A speckled orange face, it's not central to the plot
In which you find yourself, falling on your knees
We heckled, scavenged, raced, bits of mental tubing rot
In which you find ill health, brawling concrete bees

It's the littlest conventions that keep the West alive
And around the engines kids display desire to evade
But real time's a fallacy and each dimension's fey
And if you concenrate too hard you won't get paid
But if you concentate enough you'll find the shade

Written by [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
Written by [[CA]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Written by [[RH]], [[CM]], [[SP]], [[GW]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Stubble field, it's looking blurry
Cold, awake, and my tongue feels furry
And the blood test came back negative
And so we're free to lie around
In camouflage on the green belt outside the town

A box of wine at ten-to-nine
The exposé is done and fine
And you panicked as the driver froze
A soggy fiver up his nose
And you had to take the wheel and improvise

The call came in and said that I should just turn you away
But you always come back

A hundred different histories
And stop motion photography
It made me feel so very old
The sound was warped and the image scrolled
And she never said a single sentence more

The cold set in; we quickly tore the tent pegs from the ground
I'd never come so fast
My muscle memory is back

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
07/11 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Dismissing the Alps]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[Apollo 11 was (fucking) fake (!!)]] 1:22
02 [[Singing contest (template)]] 4:38
03 [[Dreaming about murdering]] 2:48
04 [[Pre-empt!]] 2:52
11:42

[[RH]] \\ guitars, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham
Released March 2002
by [[3 Ring Muff Circus]]

[img[muff200.png]]

01 [[Music to shit and piss to|Music to shit and piss to (song)]] 8:24
8:24

Recorded live at The Hub, Cheltenham, 20 November 2005

[[LH]]
[[RH]]
[[TJ]]
[[CM]]
[[LO]]

[[Bandcamp|http://pinealreverie.bandcamp.com/album/music-to-shit-and-piss-to-2005]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?6c4d8c8d8bj0019]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]], Page/Marr/Rambo/Richmond, Richard Berry

11/05 \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[musicrurm200.png]]

01 [[Future light cone]] 2:12
02 [[Dumb people being sarcastic]] 3:40
03 [[Confessions of your new fave NME cover 'star']] 2:50
8:43

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, casio, percussion, programming

Recorded in Birmingham
Released August 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/musicrurm]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?bfbq01usg2118jq]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
One, two, three quarters of a year spent in the blazing sunshine
Showing fleshy bints around as if the whole place was mine
The same lot as last year back with their little brothers
No time off for me, it's a seven-day weekend
My repertoire includes complimenting girls' bikini lines
They slap me in the face but give me extra at bedtime
Geezers swan around the town puking on the pavement
Gurn at the camera, it gets funnier every time

Everybody knows me because everybody loves me
I meet a girl from my home town, she says she's never seen me round
I show her my dick and she suddenly remembers
It's no coincidence I leave the island every nine months

At night I have a dance to the new Sinatra remix
Hug a lot of slags and show my arse with lots of male pricks
The Sambuca flows, whatever the fuck that is
Everyone gets pissed and high and low, and then some Cointreau
Learn some crappy vocab in the local language
Shout 'No tengo dinero' then smack the barman in his face
Everyone's impressed, it's like being in the playground
Pass the parcel's loads more fun when you're all fucked on ouzo

Nothing you do here has a consequence back there
The only person looking is the cameraman from Sky
All you have to do is decide Greece or Spain
Although it doesn't matter because the viewing figures are the same

Sprawled in the bathroom, throwing up my lungs and spleen
I never lock the door so the cameras can all see me
My Hawaiian shirt is covered in stains
It'll never get washed because each one holds a memory
August comes round and I'm back off home to Blighty
Everything was worth it even though my pay cheque's shitey
Pasty face, balls are dry, morality ransacked viciously
But it's okay because now I'm one of them, I'm one of them, I'm one of them

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
I don't need no-one

Everybody wants to help you
But they don't know what you need
I don't need no-one

I don't need anyone's advice
No bite could make me shy twice

I don't need no-one

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
by [[The Turkish Delights]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Take a tail by its fish]] 1:55
02 [[My lighthouse]] 3:24
03 [[If there's an urn in my house you may have it]] 1:47
04 [[My hairy arse|My hairy arse (song)]] 2:36
05 [[Gloating and fighting (and dying)]] 3:08
06 [[Mutton bag]] 1:26
07 [[My crack, my piece, my balls]] 3:34
08 [[Celtic music]] 3:40
21:34

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, drums
[[JH]] \\ drums, voice

Recorded in Birmingham
Released January 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?x83k1c8s2z51qfj]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
Written by Jarvis Cocker, Simon Hinkler

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by Charles Ingle, Albert Chevalier

07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
Written by [[MB]]

02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[MB]], [[CM]]

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
''Neil Daoud''

12/04 \\ [[The Mongrels]] \\ [[Greatcoat]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[natural200.png]]

01 [[Natural border|Natural border (song)]] 3:09
02 [[Mambalgins]] 1:39
03 [[To your health]] 2:34
7:23

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[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, tambourine, glockenspiel, harmonica, claves, ocarina, singing bowl

Written, recorded and mixed in Bristol, 2 December 2012
Released 2 December 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/natural-border]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?8mw9s2fmiytw2yw]]
They took her outside 
And they tied her to the ground 
On an open flood plain 
And the scared crows gathered round 
The wind blew wood trees 
And the blue sky made no sound 
But will you breach the cordon 
When you reach the border, baby? 

Watch the town flood 
And wash the blood from your trees and hands 

When you reach the border 
You have breached your order, baby

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Natural border]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

[img[neu200.png]]

01 [[Steaming]] 2:00
02 [[Virgil]] 2:25
03 [[Pylon]] 1:26
04 [[Hof]] 1:12
05 [[Fake rain]] 2:54
06 [[Metalist]] 1:58
07 [[Bruv]] 1:40
08 [[Quack]] 1:51
09 [[Peg add]] 2:07
10 [[Walk-in]] 1:55

[[RH]] \\ kalimba, mouth

Recorded in Berlin
Released 11 August 2017

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
You can't go back
You can't go back
You can't go back
You can't go back today

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Chalky resolved to establish a resource centre.

He applied for and was awarded moderate funding. Flush, he procured a room and placed a table in the middle. He ordered several boxes of leaflets and got hold of a kettle. He placed the kettle at the side of the room and a few handfuls of leaflets on the table.

Ta-da. Resource centre.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Wasted my time on a cruise
With a stick-thin chanteuse
I left that town with my head down
And left no clues
But now I’m rooming with a bronzed society wife
And in the evening sun
The green, green grass glows inside me

The chain pubs vie for my attention
Largely in vain
And while it's true I've got nothing to do
I'd rather stay out here in the rain
Than be surrounded by the great and good
The experts and omnipotents
'Cause in the evening sun
The green, green grass is glowing again

The tiny outposts and the rural networks
So many days and so many ways
It almost hurts
And now I’m tacked on to the end
Of a stranger's train of thought
And in the evening sun
The green, green grass glows inside him

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
There's a girl who you've been watching
She's been on your course for two years
She's never said a word to you
You wish that you could have her
But your confidence was shattered
By an incident three years ago
But whatever would you do
If it came down to it tonight?
You wouldn't have a clue
And she'd laugh at you
She'd laugh at you
Laugh at you

You sit there in your classes
And watch her through your glasses
Staring at the back of her head
You wonder what her legs look like
And you wonder what her breasts are like
And what she does when she's alone in bed
But whatever would you do
If it came down to it tonight?
You wouldn't stand a chance
You'd get the stage fright
What are you gonna do
If she lets you into her room?
You wouldn't have a clue
And she'd laugh at you
Laugh at you
And her friends too
They'd all be laughing at you
Laughing at you

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
I'm going to the country
I'm going to the country
No more cities for me
No more cities for me
I'm going to the country
I'm going to the country
No more cities for me
No more cities for me

Written by [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The clay center hoxie tribune]]
Written by Stephen Malkmus

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/15 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live fast or something]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Utsira]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Boarded up and slapdash 
Servile, point to the margin 
She shows you around the desk cemetary 
Rope lights 
Inverse, in verse, inverse 
Wonderful liberating puddles of motor oil 
In the black cemetary 
Yesterday's youth interred 
Graves marked out not with stone 
But with the furniture they defaced 
And their falls from grace 
Time passes but not space

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Drop]]
Creatures graze about the tech park
As backwards as the jaws and hair and cloth
Matted in the nets, remote dwelling
And mud and wood and blood and hands
A carny's arms into which I cornered you

And nothing decayed
Nothing decayed
In the nothing decade
Nothing decayed

In view of masts, beneath the wires now
Never naked, lungs and limbs swinging
Wood ghats prod the trail
Into which I cornered you
They prod the trail into which I cornered you

And nothing decayed
Nothing decayed
In the nothing decade
Nothing decayed

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[comb200.png]]

01 [[Ozark]] 1:04
02 [[Glue]] 3:28
03 [[Experience =]] 1:21
04 [[Daylight is a doorknob]] :25
05 [[Ranty thing]] 1:55
06 [[4 tha team]] 2:00
07 [[Miniature miserable]] :24
08 [[Virtual virtues]] 1:08
11:51

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, yamaha, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham, Bodmin and Granite Falls WA, 2003
Released May 2003

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/nothing-like-the-taste-of-a-warm-comb]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?o4173o38d9g732o]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

09/13 \\ [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]] \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[fotw3200.png]]

01 [[Reasonably pleased]] 2:54
02 [[Amy]] 3:01
03 [[Pastry knob gags]] 2:33
04 [[Building my CV from scratch]] 3:54
12:23

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitar, casio, glockenspiel, percussion
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, percussion
[[JG]] \\ voice, harmonica, glockenspiel, percussion

Recorded in Bristol, 11-12 May 2013
Mixed in Bristol, May 2013
Released 14 May 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/now-we-are-on-first-name-terms]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/7kq83i4ym28ilh2/13-05_figurines_of_the_wretched_-_now_we_are_on_first_name_terms.zip]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Say what you like 
It's no worse than the sight 
Of an old stone bridge 
Crumbling down off the ridge 

Say what you like 
It's no worse than the sight 
Of that old wooden bed 
And the darkness it spread 

It's the cold in you 

Say what you like 
It's no worse than the sight 
Of an old white veil 
In a window for sale 

It's the cold in you

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
Everyone's moving
Everything's drifting
I wanted to keep it the same
But not in this universe

Seven years, off you go

I couldn't see it coming
It didn't feel like ending
Now chunks of time are small and apart
Everyone's drifting

Seven years, off you go

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
''Recordings''
06/07 \\ [[American now]]

''Live''
[[01/02/08]] \\ The Wilmington Arms, London
[[03/01/08]] \\ Barfly, London
[[27/10/07]] \\ Custard Factory, Birmingham
[[26/08/07]] \\ Rock Garden, London
[[07/07/07]] \\ Balsall Heath Carnival, Birmingham
[[27/06/07]] \\ The Hare & Hounds, Birmingham
[[05/06/07]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[20/04/07]] \\ Bar Academy, Birmingham
[[13/04/07]] \\ The Frog & Parrot, Sheffield
[[11/03/07]] \\ MAC, Birmingham
[[10/03/07]] \\ The Farcroft, Birmingham
[[03/03/07]] \\ The Spotted Dog, Birmingham
[[20/02/07]] \\ Barfly, Birmingham
[[15/02/07]] \\ The Spotted Dog, Birmingham
[[08/12/06]] \\ The Spotted Dog, Birmingham
[[24/11/06]] \\ The Frog & Parrot, Sheffield
[[31/10/06]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
by [[Party Mule]]

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01 [[Party Mule OST]] 2:34
02 [[Scene behind the scenes]] 3:19
03 [[12]] 2:10
04 [[Whisper]] 2:21
05 [[Bob Embassy's unisex hair salon]] 4:33
06 [[Fridge day]] 4:11
07 [[Some thing]] 4:02
08 [[Infect your house with my filth]] 2:59
09 [[The Channel 4 Book of the Horse Racing Year Almanac]] 2:15
10 [[I have it]] 5:20
11 [[13]] 2:25
12 [[Free for all]] 3:26
39:41

[[PB]] \\ acoustic guitar, voice, harmonica, keyboard, percussion
[[RH]] \\ electric guitar, voice, bass guitar, banjo, drums, percussion

Recorded by [[PB]] and [[RH]] in Birmingham, October 2006 - February 2007
Released February 2007

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/oh-how-we-laughed]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?7yp3ey3ns6wg1jw]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
by [[Furtive Vole Luminous]]

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01 [[Shooting gallery]] 3:43
02 [[Overnight]] 5:12
03 [[Soaring ogre]] 2:19
04 [[Perilous river]] 3:46
05 [[Vertical scroller]] 5:11
06 [[Vacuum]] 6:03

[[MB]] \\ jaw harp, tongue drum, kalimba, percussion, mouth
[[RH]] \\ tongue drum, guitar, percussion, mouth

Recorded in Bristol, 6 February 2018
Released 13 February 2018

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Written by The Wonder Stuff

10/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[<3]]
''Live''
[[23/12/06]] \\ The Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Orange tree|Orange tree (2017)]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

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01 [[Orange tree]] 26:15
02 [[Big school]] 13:59

[[RH]] \\ guitar, mouth

Recorded in Bristol, 19 March 2017
Released 14 May 2017

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Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
City in Japan
City in Japan
Osaka
Osaka

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[His Holiness King Toss]] :53
02 [[New ditty]] 1:58
03 [[Vacate the arena]] 3:25
04 [[Summer, yay]] 1:13
05 [[The Funeral Channel theme tune]] 3:25
06 [[Typically guarded response]] 3:49
07 [[Alternative gardening #5]] 1:31
08 [[Hwah!]] 1:34
09 [[My can-recycling fortune]] 2:11
10 [[Office showdown]] 2:17
11 [[The chameleon solicitor]] :55
23:18

[[RH]] \\ guitar, yamaha, voice, programming

Recorded in Granite Falls and Seattle, WA, USA, Easter 2002
Released April 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/other-learned-bodies]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
''Paul Busst''

11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
''Paul James''

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
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Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
''Recordings''
09/14 \\ [[1983]]
07/07 \\ [[10 buggered moments]]

''Live''
[[02/07/11]] \\ Chillifields Festival, Birmingham
[[27/10/09]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[07/08/09]] \\ Bath Buildings, Bristol
[[23/06/09]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[18/10/08]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
by [[Rob Howard]]

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01 [[Floating earthward]] 1:20
02 [[Discord at the grebe colony]] 2:20
03 [[Trigonometric gestation #1]] 1:35
04 [[U² ​= ​U°]] 3:16
05 [[Red-haired girl, please]] 2:00
06 [[Cut you right open]] 2:04
07 [[Digital gem]] 1:15
08 [[A guy called orange]] 2:11
09 [[Rook forks, elk faces]] :48
10 [[Part the ninth|Part the ninth (song)]] :14
11 [[Fuck clique every trip]] 1:41
12 [[What it's like to be a duke]] 2:24
13 [[Floating backward]] :39
14 [[Bring you back to life]] 2:18
15 [[Measurements in the dark]] 1:41
16 [[Ulterior Motive Corp.]] :54
17 [[Piano station]] :34
27:23

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, loops
[[JH]] \\ voice on 10

Recorded and mixed in Birmingham, ~April-June 2001
Released 11 June 2001

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/part-the-ninth]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?3p1q5a5qhvospj4]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
''Recordings''
02/07 \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]

''Live''
[[13/05/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[01/04/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[19/03/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[27/02/07]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[25/02/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
Instrumental

Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
Written by Andrew WK
It seems, to me at least,
That we have conceded defeat too easily
Recently

Don't you think it's a sin
To accept the mess we're in?
I know a few who would too
But why rock the boat?
Oh no

Complacency is such a dangerous thing
But as words go,
It's one of my favourites

Don't you think it's a sin
Just to sit here drinking?
I know a few who would too
But why stop yourself?
Oh no

Don't you think we could solve it
If we all just chipped in?
I'm sure we could
And I know we should
But for now,
Here tonight,
Here, right now,
Don't feel bad

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Written by [[RH]], [[CM]]

06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
[[Chloe Akers|CA]]
[[Christelle Atenstaedt|CR]]
[[Matthew Baker|MB]]
[[Chris Berry|CB]]
[[Ian Blackwood|IB]]
[[Clayton Blizzard|CLB]]
[[Paul Busst|PB]]
[[Matt Chandler|MC]]
[[Judith Cummins|JC]]
[[Neil Daoud|ND]]
[[Rich Davies|RD]]
[[Fran Gallagher|FG]]
[[Shay Gordon|SG]]
[[Jen Grove|JG]]
[[Dave Hawker|DH]]
[[Billy Haynes|BH]]
[[Steph Haynes|SH]]
[[Gideon Heap|GH]]
[[John Heaven|JH]]
[[Abi Higgs|AH]]
[[Jonathan Higgs|JWH]]
[[Tim Hill|TH]]
[[Jez Howard|LH]]
[[Rob Howard|RH]]
[[Wendy Howard|WH]]
[[Paul James|PJ]]
[[Tara Johnson|TJ]]
[[Joe Martin|JM]]
[[Rich McMahon|RM]]
[[Callie Middlemiss|CM]]
[[Josie Moore|JoM]]
[[Stu North|SN]]
[[Luke Ogden|LO]]
[[Steve Palmer|SP]]
[[Eric Rieper|ER]]
[[Craig Salvona|CS]]
[[Viz Sheth|VS]]
[[Alex Shermer|ALS]]
[[Aman Singh|AS]]
[[Andrew Slattery|AES]]
[[Lucy Smith|LS]]
[[Dave Thompson|DT]]
[[James Thompson|JT]]
[[Harry Venson|HV]]
[[Dunc Vernon|DV]]
[[Gary Walker|GW]]
[[Carl|C?]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Written by [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
''Recordings''
07/16 [[You fackin' diamond]]
by [[Dutch Resistance Museum]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[19 year old Marc Jennings (of Laburnum Drive)]] 1:47
02 [[Piss]] 2:51
03 [[Two sugars]] 1:22
04 [[Cackling prostitute turns Huntley gay]] 1:47
05 [[Hot air monkeys]] 3:14
06 [[Melted down horse]] 6:48
07 [[Cum cuff]] 3:22
08 [[Phantom fivepence|Phantom fivepence (song)]] :15
09 [[Dashboard]] 6:17
10 [[Lebeurnum]] :05
11 [[Matt Furzeman]] 9:22
37:15

aka ''(I'm just a) melted down horse''

[img[dutch200.png]]

01 [[Ah, piss|Piss]] 2:53
02 [[Cumcuff|Cum cuff]] 3:23
03 [[Dashboard]] 6:40
04 [[Hot air monkeys]] 3:16
05 [[Labeurnum|Lebeurnum]] :07
06 [[19 year old Marc Jennings (of Labeurnum Drive)|19 year old Marc Jennings (of Laburnum Drive)]] 1:50
07 [[Two sugars]] 1:27
08 [[Matt Furzeman]] 9:24
09 [[Cackling prostitute turns Huntley gay]] 1:49
10 [[Melted down horse]] 7:25
38:14

[[LH]]
[[RH]]
[[TJ]]
[[CM]]
[[LO]]
[[JWH]]

Recorded in Cheltenham, 28-29 January 2006
''Phantom fivepence'' cut by [[RH]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?ei2i3efxgsmvyv9]]
''(I'm just a) melted down horse'' cut and artwork by [[CM]] \\ [[Bandcamp|http://pinealreverie.bandcamp.com/album/im-just-a-melted-down-horse-2006]]
Released January 2006
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[phase200.png]]

01 [[Six]] 2:21
02 [[Baker is made of zink]] 1:21
03 [[Ironic freeway]] 1:48
04 [[Two dots and a bold shark]] 1:31
05 [[Hot sandwich]] :44
06 [[Light is uncontrollable]] :42
07 [[Art dept.]] :48
08 [[The jacket warehouse]] 4:25
09 [[24 hour taxi rank]] :53
10 [[Wednesday]] 2:33
11 [[Cigarillo]] 2:08
12 [[This thing]] :30
13 [[Look up]] 1:46
14 [[Geek potion]] 1:10
15 [[Dreaming about murdering]] 2:48
16 [[Get on the horse, friend!]] 1:49
17 [[Don't]] :36
18 [[Alone + loitering]] 1:01
19 [[Nudge palette]] :53
20 [[The cap'n]] 2:22
21 [[Never]] 1:13
22 [[To the sword]] 1:18
23 [[Your own face (is uncontrollable)]] :51
24 [[Summer blues]] 1:54
25 [[Driving north in complete silence]] 1:39
26 [[In chambers]] 2:14
27 [[Last orders]] 1:59
28 [[Death]] 1:49
45:21

[[RH]] \\ guitars, casios & yamahas, drums, percussion, harmonica, penny whistle, programming, effects, voice
[[TJ]] \\ keyboard

Recorded in Birmingham, Bristol and Granite Falls WA, 2001-2010
Mixed in Birmingham and Bristol
Released 23 November 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/phase-out-instrumentals-2001-10]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?wo2v9n412t1ipbc]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]], [[ALS]]

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
The pigeons have wandered into the baguette place
And the diners have been put off their meals
The baguette proprietor has shooed all the pigeons away
But it hasn't solved the problem
Because the patrons are leaving too
So let this be a lesson to you
If you're considering setting up an open-air eatery
You know those pigeons will join you

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
My mother was a flower-seller
In a lay-by on the M5
And my brother is serving eighteen months
For a mistake someone else made
And I'm curled up like a pillbug
On the backseat of this terrible machine

Black dishes speckle the tower blocks
Like liver spots on an old man's hide
You are ageless but you are aging
And you will always have more to say than me
And I'm curled up like a pillbug
In the foreground of this horrifying scene

I'm curled up like a pillbug
In the middle of this terrifying dream


Song and words by [[RH]]
Music by [[MC]], [[JG]], [[RH]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Ministers, ministers, acting sinister
Ministers, ministers, feeling sinister
Ministers, ministers, administer a Richter sphincter
To the blistering sisters
Ministers, ministers
What's the high risk?
What's the highest frequency it'll achieve?
Ministers hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum
Ministers, ministers, [?]
To the underground crypt
Ministers, ministers, I know you can hear me

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[CM]], [[LO]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by Gary Young

02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
I go round the universe
In my plastic spaceship
I know all the stars and I've seen all the moons
Nothing is new to me

Just because I am this free
Doesn't mean I'm happy
I've travelled around for a million years
And I haven't found my true love

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
[img[point200.png]]

01 [[Stairwell / Pointillism]] 10:25
02 [[Boots dispensing chemist]] :39
03 [[Follicle boogie]] 1:39
04 [[Lambeth]] 3:25
05 [[Asthma shanty]] 1:52
06 [[2002]] 4:59
07 [[Dew fever]] 4:22
08 [[Stairway to heaven, parts 1 & 2]] 3:40
09 [[Middle eighty]] 1:12
10 [[King Fucking Lear]] 3:16
11 [[Pulsars]] 9:07
12 [[#7 for teacups]] 2:22
47:05

[[RH]]
[[JM]]

Recorded in Bristol
Released 26 April 2010

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/pointillism]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?tts2j0722cbbl0k]]
One two
I'm in a band
I'm in a band, oh yeah
There's four of us in my band
I'm in a band
Four young men in a band, oh yeah
We're in a band
We're in the charts
We're in the charts with our debut EP, oh yeah
We're in the NME
We're in the NME in the 'On' section
We're the new champions
The new champions of acoustic rock
We've all got acoustic guitars
Even the drummer, yeah
He wears it on his head
So he can think about
The beautiful noise you can make with an electro-acoustic guitar
We're so beautiful we break people's hearts
We write songs that touch people's lives, oh yeah
We cry at our own records
We listen to our own ~CDs on vinyl
We're so emotional
Listen to us
Come to one of our gigs
Listen to our releases
We're beautiful
We're going on tour
We're going to take our unique brand of acoustic rock
To the pubs and clubs of old England
We're going to make people cry from Penzance to Scotland
Come on, listen to my band

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Me 1 You 0]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
[img[power200.png]]

01 [[Story thing]] 08:33
02 [[A cybernetic horse]] 03:49
03 [[Throaty thing]] 03:09
04 [[Helicopter gumbo]] 05:24
05 [[A 69 to carry through the ages]] 03:08
06 [[Knees]] 03:07
07 [[Undersea thing]] 03:29
08 [[Fluttery thing]] 04:25
09 [[Bay of Howitzer]] 04:53
10 [[Clean as a whistle]] 02:26
11 [[Erdős]] 04:47
12 [[Busty wench]] 08:16
13 [[Group]] 03:44
14 [[Solids]] 04:08
15 [[?|Question mark]] 02:57
16 [[Hitting]] 02:27
17 [[Thank god they're all dead though]] 03:27
18 [[Looe]] 07:51
19 [[Loss]] 05:32
20 [[Viv.]] 02:38

[[MB]] \\ guitar, voice, jaw harp, flute, percussion
[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, keyboard, jaw harp, harmonica, percussion
[[DT]] \\ voice, guitars, keyboard, loops, jaw harp, kalimba, percussion

Recorded in Wolverhampton, 30 April 2017
Released 3 May 2017

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Everybody, oh yeah

Just remember
Soon it'll be fine
No-one will hurt you
And you'll take it all
It doesn't matter to you
But it's of great importance to me

Everything you own
will be safe in here
Everything you own
Everything you hold dear
It doesn't matter to you
But it's of great importance to me

Written by [[RH]]

11/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[It is 4am and I am drunk]]
10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Music fun!]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

[img[precow200.png]]

01 [[Defend your castle]] 2:55
02 [[Down again]] 2:34
03 [[Hipster bullshit]] 3:23
8:53

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, yamaha
[[LH]] \\ voice
[[JG]] \\ cello, voice

Recorded in Birmingham
Released July 2007

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/precow]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?l663f4w4c2wa89d]]
06/17 \\ [[Authentic Borscht|http://www.lulu.com/shop/rob-howard/authentic-borscht/paperback/product-23221093.html]]
05/11 \\ [[Lyrics|http://www.lulu.com/shop/rob-howard/lyrics/paperback/product-15665088.html]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Revisionism]]
Time, but not as we know and love it
Time, but not as we know and love it
Wasted all my delicious time
Wasted all my precious time
Wasted most of my money
On a ticket to this prison ship

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Too many bad cartoons
Are stacked high on the shelves of the town shop
And all the little grey albino kids can't reach them
The whole damn place is coated
With a thick layer of bushy dust
They never heard any adult voices they understood
Or cared about
Their books are full of oranges and lemon trees
And shiny blonde labradors
They're feeling pretty weak

Oh, you'll never know what it's like
To drink white wine under a sheet of blue tarpaulin
With your head resting on the lap of a loved one
On the edge of a delicious field of yellow stuff
You should take your head out of your own ass
Wipe the shit off your face and lighten up
Because every cloud has its silver lining
Every motherfucker knows that
But you seem to think every silver lining has a cloud

Everybody wants a piece of me, but I'm not flavoured
I'm not flavoured to meet the influx of demand
In my hand I hold a lucky charm
A spangly silver lucky charm which I use
To ward off evil wingéd creatures
That come through my window at night
Hover around the light and crawl all over my face
And into my mouth
While I desperately try to get precious sleep

This is the face of a dirty mirror
This is the voice of Mr Milk Tray
This is the sound of your noses bleeding
This is the footage of me getting away
This is the size of a million people
This is the price of a trillion crimes
This is the noise of lack of reason
I'm scared of knives

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]
[[Cryometry]] \\ short pieces
[[Stop recording]] \\ short, short pieces
My relationship with the public has been stretched
And I feel I've become estranged
And it feels pretty strange
But it's not the same
As when I left you alone on the stage

I staged my own disappearance
And fled to convalesce in the wasteland
It felt great
As if I was being educated

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
by [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]]

[img[pugil200.png]]

01 [[In chambers]] 2:14
02 [[Cigarillo]] 2:08
03 [[Bookstore frontage]] :24
04 [[There are forces]] 3:04
05 [[Ironic freeway]] 1:48
06 [[Hakk]] 1:05
07 [[Get on the horse, friend!]] 1:49
08 [[R v. J & S]] 6:54
09 [[To the sword]] 1:18
10 [[Sjálfkyn]] 1:47
11 [[Red net fad (c. 1994)]] 1:04
23:40

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, casio, drums, percussion, whistle

Recorded in Birmingham, 19-26 March 2006
Released 28 March 2006

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/pugilist-gymnasium]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?b68eob0kk6zoj6a]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[mouthpiece200.png]]

01 [[Bootlegging buskers on a dictaphone]] 2:06
02 [[Sex at parties]] 1:49
03 [[I owe Jad Fair twelve hundred dollars]] 1:57
04 [[To the crystal dome!]] 2:01
05 [[Chess champion]] 1:50
06 [[Baker is made of zink]] 1:21
07 [[My double life]] 1:55
08 [[Yesterday and/or tomorrow]] 3:47
09 [[Gift-wrapped scented candles]] 4:08
10 [[25 strangers]] 2:02
23:02

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, percussion, casio, glockenspiel

Recorded in Birmingham and London, 2002-2003
Mixed in London, February 2003
Released February 2003

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/put-your-mouth-to-the-mouthpiece-and-your-ear-to-the-earpiece]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?2ihjxuv4d84znh9]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
There's nothing south-eastern about the north-west 
You take it all because you know you'll get the rest 
No-one knows where it's going next 

The secession is completed 
Straddle now the riverbed 

There's nothing north-eastern about the south-west 
They took it all because they knew they'd get the rest 
But how to tell where it's going next 

The secession is complete

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
05/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Burial attitude / Quick secession]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[bonc dulge]]
[img[missing.png]]

Song information missing
Released December 2007
''Rich Davies''

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
''Rob Howard''

[[Recordings]]
''Rich ~McMahon''

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
I told you everything I knew
And then you put down the phone
I met you there with the police
And Rachel's bones

It's so hard to know

I hear the birdsong
As I lay me down to sleep
Our conversations, well,
They never cut too deep

It's so hard to know

Under the snow
A slag heap's just another hill
I love you when I'm well
And I hate you when I'm ill

You were so hard to know

Song and words by [[RH]]
Music by [[RH]], [[MC]], [[JG]], [[CLB]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
Q, q, q, q
Stand in the queue
For over half an hour
Awaiting the area manager
To emerge
From the fortified iron door
To the back office
In the rear corner
His complaint
Is of a personal nature
Much more so than yours is
Every man lives by his own scale
Every man and woman by their own scale
One man's hit single
Is another man's shit jingle
The theory of relatives dictates
That Christmas will be a gauntlet
Make small talk with the racists
Small talk with the racists

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
Written by [[MB]] et al.

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Written by Stephen Malkmus
Oh, I'm sure you can
A very brief, brief sensation of deja vu
Room with a view
A view to a kill
Kill switch
Gypsy switch
Gypsy curse
Curse of the mummy
Mummification
Ramification
Dodge Ram fortification
Fornication
California
So Cal
So far, so good
Johnny B Goode
~BBMak
Mack the knife
Under the knife
Under the thumb
Under the bridge
Bridge over troubled daughters
Suns and moons
Moonshine
Shiny boots
Dirty boots
Died in his boots
Died in action
Lost in combat
Mortal Kombat
Mortal sin
Original sin
Original pressing
Depressing
Compression brakes
A clean break
A clean tackle
Fishing for dinner
Dinner for two
Too much, too soon
Too little, too late
Oh, I'm sure you can

Written by [[RH]]

12/06 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Boxin' day]]
05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
''2018''
02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]

''2017''
12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
10/17 \\ [[cull lust]] \\ [[defects / in character]]
10/17 \\ [[CRABS & BAPS]]
09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
07/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Funny old week]]
06/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Fuck soup]]
05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Elephant|Elephant (2017)]]
05/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Orange tree|Orange tree (2017)]]
05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Revisionism]]
03/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Coasting|Coasting (2017)]]
03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Utsira]]
02/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Step outside]]
02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
02/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Darling you were marvellous]]

''2016''
11/16 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Before chief feature clamps on fully]]
11/16 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[bonc dulge]]
11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
04/16 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[What / Limb]]
01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]

''2015''
12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
09/15 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live fast or something]]
09/15 \\ [[The Last Trump Blowers]] \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]

''2014''
09/14 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[1983]]
09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]

''2013''
12/13 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Drop]]
12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[In Birmingham]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic!|Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
09/13 \\ [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]] \\ [[Urban trance disasters]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Let's fix music]]
05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Now we are on first name terms]]
05/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[silent inlets listen]]
02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Childhood favourites vol. 1]]
02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]

''2012''
12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Hazmat cardi]]
12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Natural border]]
11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]
11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
09/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
05/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Burial attitude / Quick secession]]

''2011''
07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
07/11 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Dismissing the Alps]]
03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)

''2010''
06/10 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 27]]
04/10 \\ [[Sympathy fuck]]
04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]

''2009''
06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]

''2008''
11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
10/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[<3]]
08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Anthology]]
06/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The street cleaner]]
01/08 \\ [[The half-baked sounds of R. Howard]]
01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]

''2007''
12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
12/07 \\ [[R. Howard + his Lime Chalks: Just brain debris]]
10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
07/07 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Precow]]
06/07 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 24]]
06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]

''2006''
12/06 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Boxin' day]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]] aka [[(I'm just a) melted down horse|Phantom fivepence]]

''2005''
11/05 \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]
08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
02/05 \\ [[Crab Hands]] \\ [[Rock me crabadeus]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]

''2004''
12/04 \\ [[The Mongrels]] \\ [[Greatcoat]]
08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
08/04 \\ [[The clay center hoxie tribune]]
07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]

''2003''
12/03 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Terrible harpy scores]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
02/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[David Doyle]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]

''2002''
11/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[It is 4am and I am drunk]]
10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
08/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Musicrurm]]
07/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The underclass media group]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
06/02 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Chance to shine]]
06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Me 1 You 0]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Come here and fight me to the death]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
05/02 \\ [[Creosote Bastard]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Creosote Bastard @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[We are still young]]
04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Music fun!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fresh air]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Lips sewn with cord]]
01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]

''2001''
12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
04/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[A night]]
03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]

''2000''
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
06/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[I feel disenchanted]]

''Guest / assistance / compilations / etc''
2017 \\ The Flowers of Despair \\ [[Live in an empty room|https://theflowersofdespair.bandcamp.com/album/live-in-an-empty-room]]
2014 \\ The Flowers of Despair \\ [[Something witty this way comes|http://theflowersofdespair.bandcamp.com/album/something-witty-this-way-comes]]
2012 \\ Stray Leats \\ [[Pale Ontology|http://strayleats.bandcamp.com/album/pale-ontology]]
2012 \\ V/A \\ [[Veiled Existence OST|https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veiled-Existence-Original-Soundtrack-McMahon/dp/B007V2JI0I]]
2009 \\ [[How to Spot a Communist]] \\ [[At the End of a Long Day|http://howtospotacommunist.bandcamp.com/album/at-the-end-of-a-long-day]]
2009 \\ [[Joey Chainsaw & The Shitheads]] \\ [[Bristol Sunday|http://www.veoh.com/watch/v18841467w94eN6Ym]]
2008 \\ The Flowers of Despair \\ [[What Would Keith Do?|http://www.last.fm/music/the+flowers+of+despair/what+would+keith+do+e.p.]]
2008 \\ V/A \\ [[Chin Whisp #1|http://pinealreverie.bandcamp.com/album/chin-whisp-2008]]
2007 \\ Rich ~McMahon \\ Sky Is Getting Higher
2006 \\ V/A \\ Chin Whisp #0
2004 \\ Vanilla Milkshake \\ [[Guitar Shapes and Mouth Noise EP|http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=530636]]
2004 \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ Have you ever met a happy wet man?
2002 \\ Tara \\ Do you like ninja music?
2002 \\ [[The Pesty Mawgans]] \\ Try not going to work

''Lost / unreleased''
Kōzai \\ untitled ep
Lime Chalks \\ untitled ep
Lime Chalks \\ Birdyard / Righteous buildings
Parachute Game \\ 10 borrowed moments
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Written by Neil Diamond

09/14 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[1983]]
Written by Sid Tepper, Roy C Bennett

07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
I wish I'd grown up differently
I wish I was someone other than me
I know you don't love me
I know you don't want me

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
I need reference like a sycophant needs deference
I'm working for a reference
Just like a sycophant is working for a deference
And what is the difference anyway?

It was a desperate situation and I took it into my own hands
Seldom better, seldom worse
But now I'm using words like 'seldom'
This is a disgrace

I need a reference like a sycophant needs deference
I'm working for a reference
Just like the sycophant is working for a deference
And what is the difference anyway?

I need reference like a sycophant needs deference
I'm working for a reference
Just like the sycophant's working for deference

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[coda200.png]]

01 [[Your monastic period]] 2:28
02 [[An actual blow to the physical head]] 2:37
03 [[Lost it (in the morning)]] 2:30
04 [[Wise + otherwise]] 1:45
05 [[Hurrah for the young intellectuals]] :59
06 [[Hello! ma baby]] 2:28
12:52

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in Bristol, May 2009
Mixed in Bristol
Released 26 May 2009

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/remorse-coda-mmix-anths-new-year-fish]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?srbv2348i3zee9b]]
This city is too big for me
Do I want notoriety?
Can't seem to escape the sound
Can't live eighteen years [?]
I've got nowhere to go
This city is too big for me
Do I want the notoriety?
I'm running out of ideas
I'm running out of ideas
My life in the city
It spirals downward all the time

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
by [[Haunted Gun]]

[img[revis200.png]]

01 [[Shortcut]] 11:49
02 [[Priors]] 7:08

[[MC]] \\ guitar
[[JG]] \\ cello, saxophone
[[RH]] \\ guitar, loops, drums

Recorded in Bristol, 23 March 2017
Released 24 March 2017

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This is the wrong place for your dark tricks
The time to speak has passed
I took the long route to the quick fix
And here we are at last
How many people live in the trees?
Could I ever be one of these?

I'm hanging round on Reykjavík bay
Waiting for the wind to sweep me away
What will I find under the sea?
A different animal waiting for me

Cathartic habitat, no noise
Up in the church roof, looking
On Arctic seascapes, frozen voids
And in the distance, nothing
How many people live in the sea?
Could I ever be one of these?

I'm hanging round on Reykjavík bay
Waiting for the wind to sweep me away
What will I find under the sea?
A different animal waiting for me

And when I get back home, I swear
I'll start to look around me
I'll drink some tea and cut my hair
A change of scenery
How many people live on their knees?
I will never be one of these

I'm hanging round on Reykjavík bay
Waiting for the wind to sweep me away
What will I find under the sea?
A different animal waiting for me
Waiting for me
Waiting, waiting, waiting for me

Written by [[RH]]

07/11 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Dismissing the Alps]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Instrumental

Written by [[AH]], [[RH]], [[JM]]

02/05 \\ [[Sharc Band]] \\ [[Tutelage]]
Written by [[MB]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Rio from Maccies with your black hair
Rio from Maccies with your mop on the stairs
Rio from Maccies with your magic wand
Rio from Maccies is in fact James Bond

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
It's like being inside a school when the sun is down
It's like being inside a bus when the engine is turned off
We're floating down a river of spite
Floating down a river of spite

Chocolate is aimed at menstruating women
And everything else is aimed at stupid young men
Advertise your shopping complex
Your further education institution
Your charity organisation
With a photograph of a black man looking ecstatic
And float on down the river of spite
Float on down the river of spite

We're soaked in
My cereal is appallingly tasty
My internet service is ludicrously efficient
My mortgage is decadently affordable
It's so easy to live
It's so easy to live
It's too easy to live
It's so easy to float on down the river of spite
Float on down the river of spite
We're floating down a river of spite
Floating down a river of spite

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
Written by Brent Dowe, Trevor ~McNaughton
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[A night]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
''Recordings''
04/16 \\ [[What / Limb]]
09/15 \\ [[Live fast or something]]
12/13 \\ [[Drop]]
12/13 \\ [[In Birmingham]]
05/13 \\ [[silent inlets listen]]
02/13 \\ [[Childhood favourites vol. 1]]
02/13 \\ [[False peril]]
12/12 \\ [[Hazmat cardi]]
12/12 \\ [[Natural border]]
11/12 \\ [[Far ellipse]]
11/12 \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
09/12 \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2012)]]
05/12 \\ [[Burial attitude / Quick secession]]
07/11 \\ [[Dismissing the Alps]]
06/10 \\ [[Jen = 27]]
06/09 \\ [[Jen = 26]]
05/09 \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
03/09 \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
10/08 \\ [[<3]]
08/08 \\ [[Gimme five]]
07/08 \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Clean spring]]
07/08 \\ [[Anthology]]
06/08 \\ [[The street cleaner]]
06/07 \\ [[Jen = 24]]
12/06 \\ [[Boxin' day]]
06/03 \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/03 \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
02/03 \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
11/02 \\ [[It is 4am and I am drunk]]
10/02 \\ [[Little conventions]]
08/02 \\ [[Musicrurm]]
07/02 \\ [[The underclass media group]]
05/02 \\ [[Me 1 You 0]]
05/02 \\ [[Come here and fight me to the death]]
05/02 \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
04/02 \\ [[We are still young]]
04/02 \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
03/02 \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
03/02 \\ [[Music fun!]]
02/02 \\ [[Fresh air]]
02/02 \\ [[Lips sewn with cord]]
01/02 \\ [[Get out of my office]]
12/01 \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
10/01 \\ [[Beards]]
09/01 \\ [[Earthed]]
06/01 \\ [[Part the ninth]]
10/00 \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
06/00 \\ [[I feel disenchanted]]

''Live''
[[08/12/13]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[01/09/12]] \\ Charliefest, Par
[[27/12/10]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[16/09/10]] \\ The Lansdown, Bristol
[[25/06/10]] \\ 35 King Street, Bristol
[[27/05/10]] \\ 35 King Street, Bristol
[[20/05/10]] \\ The Lansdown, Bristol
[[04/04/10]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
[[26/01/10]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[28/12/09]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[18/08/09]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[30/06/09]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
[[09/05/09]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
[[28/03/09]] \\ Kuvuka, Bristol
[[01/02/09]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[05/03/08]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[05/09/07]] \\ Trof, Manchester
[[04/02/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[21/01/07]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[12/11/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[15/10/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[09/10/06]] \\ The Fountain, Walsall
[[24/09/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[17/09/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[05/09/06]] \\ The Bull's Head, Birmingham
[[20/08/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[23/07/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
[[28/06/06]] \\ Tanoshi, Birmingham
[[11/05/06]] \\ The Jug of Ale, Birmingham
[[03/04/06]] \\ The Adam & Eve, Birmingham
''Live''
[[06/04/09]] \\ The Pilgrim, Liverpool
Swelling muscle, reaching for nothing
Backstage on the ondes martenot
Indolent girls, one for another
Marshal the termites into a pen

This shopping centre has closed down
No Scottish actor can save us now
Excuses rhyme with truth
For enlightened read aloof

A long dead councillor laid this stone
Terms and/or conditions apply
How to detect a ghost in the snow
Oh, I don't know

Pass by the door
Acquaint yourself with the floor
Heads in my head
Lines on the bed

Signing off with 37 summers
Big girls cry on a case-by-case basis
Appalled by optimistic sketching
Robbed by pessimistic kvetching

Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
by [[Crab Hands]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Plant man]] 4:43
02 [[Crab hands]] 4:29
03 [[Jumper clown]] 2:20
04 [[Ainsley Worthy Harriott]] 2:03
05 [[A-Team theme]] / [[Crab hands]] :47
06 [[A-Team theme]] (reprise) :54
07 [[Crab hands]] (reprise) :31
08 [[No tan lines]] 2:30
09 [[For sale the Preston School of Industry]] 1:14
10 [[Debris slide]] 2:03
21:39

[[MB]] \\ guitar, drums, voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar, drums, voice
[[JoM]] \\ bass guitar, voice
[[AH]] \\ voice

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released February 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?pptnmotlg48nx4c]]
Romance isn't dead
It's lying next to you
Waiting for you to wake up
Sitting alone in its motel room
Waiting for you to show
Romance loves you
You know that's true
Even if it treats you bad

Romance isn't dead
It's there inside of you
Waiting to be let out
Sitting alone in your broken heart
Waiting for you to say go
But romance loves you
You know that's true
Even if it treats you bad
And romance is as romance does
It wouldn't be so good if it wasn't so sad

Written by [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The clay center hoxie tribune]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

11/13 \\ [[Dolly Bell]] \\ [[the Pripyat e.p.]]
Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
''Shay Gordon''

06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
''Steph Haynes''

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
''Stu North''

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
''Steve Palmer''

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/04 \\ [[Mad Fey Now Toss]] \\ [[Sometimes drugs can land you in prison]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Written by [[MB]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

02/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Darling you were marvellous]]
Say yes to strangers
Say yes to strangers, oh yeah

They may look dangerous
They just want to say hello
Even if their teeth are yellow
Their eyes may look mischievous
But you can trust them
It would be rude to say no

Say yes to strangers
Say yes to strangers, oh yeah

And if they offer you
A trip to the zoo
It would be polite to accept
And if they show you
A bag of lovely sweets
Then don't consider them a pest

Say yes to strangers
Say yes to strangers, oh yeah

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The underclass media group]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
You were born into the light
When it's gone, you pass alone into the night
Two separate dwellings, one ahead and one behind
Inkspots dampen your paper mind

Slow train, slow train
Storm drain, storm drain

Lay your possessions on the lawn
In a crater in the town where you were born
Under the flightpath where you dwell without a sound
In and on the wasted ground

Slow train, slow train
Storm drain, storm drain
Slow train, storm drain

A scene to assuage your doubt:
Scattered on the ground, your paper scribbled out
Now you stumble round your convalescent home
With your scissors and your stone

You will be shown around

Written by [[RH]]

02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[TJ]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
''Recordings''
11/08 \\ [[Do the needful]]
''Recordings''
12/17 \\ [[Söventön]]
03/11 \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
04/01 \\ [[A night]]
03/01 \\ [[Womb tape]]
11/00 \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
10/00 \\ [[Circle plot]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/01 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Womb tape]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
06/02 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Chance to shine]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
I know this girl
She's so kooky, she falls over comically
Even when no-one's watching
At least that's what she told me
Shoved grapes in her face
Made tapes of her face
Settle the bill

I stuck the tapes
On an Ikea shelving unit
With all the other girls
I thought I loved
And all the girls I sort of loved
And the gifts I sponged
From the wives in their homes
It kept them safe in their temperate climate
It was ultimately anticlimactic
Settle the bill
Pay him in direct proportion
To the quantity and quality
Of goods and services rendered

So I spent the rest of the evening
Telling rubbish jokes about death
To uninterested scenesters
Who followed me back
They weren't especially welcome
But saying that kind of thing
Doesn't go down too well
With that kind of person
That's one thing I have learned

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
06/04 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Bleeding tracks]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
I just went upstairs
Looking for the bathroom
And what did I see
When I opened
What was apparently the wrong door?
I saw the barman in bed
Naked as the day he was born
And he appeared to be accompanied
In hellish rhythm
By his wife

So what? So what?
The barman's got every right
To be getting it on with his wife
Whether you like it or not

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
''Recordings''
02/05 \\ [[Tutelage]]
Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Revisionism]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Windows 3.1]] / [[Canada]] 5:01
02 [[When it happens to you]] 2:33
03 [[The cap'n]] 2:22
04 [[River of spite]] 3:19
05 [[Steer & steed]] 1:10
06 [[Employ headsnap]] 4:45
19:12

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, drums, casio, banjo

Recorded in Birmingham
Released July 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?ouvruwr8ww96cxh]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Daunted nun]]
Written by Franz Xaver Gruber, Joseph Mohr, John Freeman Young

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

11/08 \\ [[Scunthorpe]] \\ [[Do the needful]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Let's fix music]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Music fun!]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]], [[JG]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]

[img[head.png]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[bonc dulge]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Half pissed/not Tarok]]
Written by [[MB]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[AH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
I wanted to travel
But it's so far away
I slept in the station
But it's just not the same
I wanted to go to a place I’d never been
But I seemed to be out of luck
But I know I’ll find a way

I never felt that I was eligible
I never felt that I qualified
I used to follow people just for company
My heart would break when they'd turn into their drives
I wanted to go to a place I’d never been
But I've never had the luck
But I know I’ll find a way

Scared of the station
Scared of the street
I slept in the basement
I kept myself discreet
I wanted to go to a place I’d never been
But you need much more than luck
But I know I’ll find a way

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Written by [[CS]]

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[slipper200.png]]

01 [[Weaponise your pitta bread]] 5:17
02 [[Miserable typists]] 4:41
03 [[Batman touches cloth]] 5:50
04 [[That evening]] 2:27
05 [[The big white moon]] 3:30
21:47

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitar
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in Bristol, 23-26 August 2013
Mixed in Bristol, August 2013
Released 29 August 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/slipper-padded-relics]]
Trad. arr. Brian Wilson

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Song and words by [[VS]]
Music by [[VS]], [[AS]], [[RH]], [[SG]]

06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
Written by David Kilgour, Hamish Kilgour, Robert Scott
Written by [[MB]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

05/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[silent inlets listen]]
This is a different kind of ill
Why don't you come and turn my head around?
Legs dangling off the window sill
And the debris lined up below

I can take a little bit
But you gave me a sneezing fit

Wear the crest on your frayed lapel
Looking south from Strawberry Hill
Tell me for the twenty-seventh time
We are young and helpless still

I can see the point of it
But you gave me a sneezing fit

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]], [[ALS]]

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
This is another crappy emotionalistic song, oh yeah
This is just another crappy emotional song, oh yeah

I'd like to sing about my emotions
Even though you've heard it all before
I think I'm the first one to feel this way
I must be the first one to feel this way

This is just another crappy emotional song
This is another crappy emotional indie song
There'd be a string section now if I could afford it, oh yeah
This is just another crappy emotional song

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
Written by Hank Williams

02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Childhood favourites vol. 1]]
by [[Mad Fey Now Toss]]

[img[madfey.png]]

01 [[B.A.D. E.G.G. F.A.C.E.]] 2:05
02 [[Brrghhhhzzkqrbhhh!!!]] 1:22
03 [[Peacokq (fall dead I hope)]] 2:01
04 [[DDrugs]] 2:17
7:45

[[CM]] \\ voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar
[[SP]] \\ drums

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released June 2004

[[Bandcamp|http://pinealreverie.bandcamp.com/album/sometimes-drugs-can-land-you-in-prison-2004]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?s0sfg8xbf98fh6f]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/06 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Boxin' day]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Song and words by [[MC]]
Music by [[MC]], [[JG]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

03/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Utsira]]
Written by Naoko Yamano

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
by [[plainclothesman]]

[img[speak200.png]]

01 [[Jonty squaxed it]] :31
02 [[Zangy]] :56
03 [[New start]] :29
04 [[Bob's Flub Solutions]] :54
05 [[Ingrate]] 1:24
06 [[Whatmough, Maastricht, Basquiat, Smedley]] :57
07 [[More than a match]] :24
08 [[The grande dame of ping pong]] :36
09 [[Algae]] :34

Recorded in Exeter, 2016
Released 23 November 2017

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Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Written by [[MB]], [[CM]]

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[MB]], [[CM]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Written by Mark E Smith, Brix Smith
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

07/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Funny old week]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

07/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Funny old week]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
02/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[What ails thee]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[JM]]

04/10 \\ [[Pointillism]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Wing, mirror]]
08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
by [[Haunted Gun]]

[img[step200.png]]

01 [[Bildungsroman]] 09:11
02 [[Chased into gorse]] 07:24
03 [[Faux marble]] 05:27
04 [[Terrapin]] 05:17 

[[MC]] \\ guitar
[[RH]] \\ guitar

Recorded in Bristol, 12 February 2017
Released 21 February 2017

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Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
Written by Dystopia One

01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
I'm sitting in my room
With a million ~DVDs
And I'm watching The Man With Two Brains
So I say to myself
'Why are you poisoning your mind
With this superficial eighties American tripe?'
I say to myself
'Why don't you watch something
A little bit more intellectually challenging?'
So I get out my pen
And I get out my pad
And I construct a Coen Brothers marathon
I've got five films to fit inside thirteen hours
Five films and three main meals
So at twelve I schedule O Brother, Where Art Thou?
And at two I put on Fargo
Followed by a light lunch
Then it's time for Miller's Crossing
And later in the evening, Blood Simple
And there's just enough time for an evening meal
After which we watch The Big Lebowski
And then go to bed
Go to bed
Then we go to bed
But I still wish I could watch Steve Martin
All day, Steve Martin

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]]
Pull me out of the stone

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]
Written by Alastair Galbraith
Stop moving crabwise
It gets you nowhere and it fucks up your eyes
Start moving forward
It's better than backwards
And it's a fuck-lot better than sideways

Imagine the upshot
Of no-one committing
And everyone milling around
Closing their eyes
And shuffling sideways in parallel lines
So stop moving crabwise
It gets you nowhere and it chafes on the thighs
Start moving forward
It's better than backwards
And it's a fuck-lot better than sideways

We live on a spherical planet
So it's technically true
That one direction
Is as good as any other
But that's not the point
You're missing the point unless you
Stop moving crabwise
It gets you nowhere and it wastes all your time
Start moving forward
It's better than backwards
And it's a fuck-lot better than sideways

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
''29''
A decade on her untreated hybrid face, jaw tight and both hands flat on the map. Under glossless canvas, cowering and cowed.
 
''28''
Sharp burgundy trees and hazy hillock backdrop, nimbus and panels fluid on the grey scale. Exhaled droplets in inapparent suspension, dirty wheeled creatures barking, dark, parked. Stub suck and bag swig, no restitution for the wicked.
 
''27''
A low ceiling and a low hum, mechanics compressed and senses piped thin. Rice paper yellowed and baked in the petrified attics of dead decades, obsolete machinery dusted and fuzzed into blunt focus. On the brittle pane, cobwebs of whilom spiders.
 
''26''
Northern territory, plagued by soft light, sharks and conquerors, plains and sky stacked parallel like shelving. Dim lamps hunker over a dusty trestle, motors jostle and vapours envelop the slough.
 
''25''
Creeping patch on the mottled brick, rusted rims and lenses bottle-thick. Columns swamped with false art, cirrus bloated and murderous theories proffered. Plant matter under shale and manmades underpins the drag. 
 
''24''
Furtive, at the junction, terrified and tertiary. Future crimes, aligned and sublime. It takes an age to age and a sage to rage. You imbibed the virus, neutralised the threat, left me bandaged and breathing and left.
 
''23''
A month in freezing hell and yet we tessellate so well. Islands of motor, lakes of argon, tessellate in the aftermath, present since 1812, we soar coldly and wax loud. In cold fists grasp moss clumps, a bang on a mat, a pier cracks, I remember nothing but recall it all. Thump into the surf and swim east.
 
''22''
Test pilot, nascent in the basement, thronged through corridors, pressure spurts and exit gates, trammelled extensive and rolled up in a tube. Tunnels, channels, pea-green limbs and rainwater, sky wed to earth and earth shaken, sieved, seven more severed. Token canopy, tempest reversed. This is tensing, the summit is alive and teeming, ants on a spaceship, creaking and dripping air, counterbalanced in the invisibility, you shook the dust and covered me, pillbugs cross the garden, immersed in grass, shadows glow through gaps and cracks in the panel.
 
''21''
A stale room, peeling thick emulsion columns, blue-white, cold, hard plastic and a watch battery. Near the baths, a dusty warmth, yellowed rice paper and hanging, fierce bulbs on chains. Cavernous whistle echo, half-naked behind plastic furniture, obsolete slang etched shoddily into the shelving.
 
''20''
Pallid battlements, black timber and limb gravity, urine meanders through cobble gaps and masonry juts from the ridge. Under gaslight cobbles glisten and squat archways hinder and abet. A black ram mounts and splutters under a frozen cherubic gaze, glimpses of the long dead etched in mercury and nickel like a vinyl slab, needlecraft vague and damp; and more distant and ageless, through the same celestial lens, the recording never stops.

''19''
Naked metal tendrils and an arcane sunset, rust and algae, obsolete missives and dead brick. On a shrinking island, solid marsh and sodden blocks, unnatural grey and blue, pareidolic error and empty depth, no moon. We should not be here.
 
''18''
Tyres, chains, thick oak trunks, rope. Dew on solid tyre tracks, gentle clanking, ropes dangling free. Something in dead memory occurred, bark buckles and birds bark, dead wood and deceptive leaves, crisp and awkward, like grooves in vinyl, await transition from present to past.
 
''17''
Silence on the ridgeway, grey lines in chalk dust and ellipses mapped. The constant varies and variables transferred, a fixed shell that sheds its innards, the chalk lines unsharable, silence.
 
''16''
Soluble crystals, untreated planks and foam, lapping mossy brickwork, static and uninterrupted, the surface poised, taut and terse. Above, an engine fires and spits, above, gases thin, above, light is honest, above, dust settles.
 
''15''
Two ridges trisect an obelisk and all matter accumulates at once. In milky eyes, a junction is breached, fuller and helix-vivid, no permanence is required. Two panes, aspen too, tucked under a spiral’s arm, sucked out; prey-birds tread the circuit and all noise is obstinate, obscure, obsolete.
 
''14''
Het up in the chest and impossible clouds jangle. Walkways uncoated, untreated, roads of jelly, mangled and crumbling into the foam. On the periphery, complicit and necessary, a line straight to the belly, trodden and trod, beyond blue and orange as orange.
 
''13''
Symmetrical needles and plaits, oak and birch, bicycles. Bonnets on the overhang and sap on the platform, leaves and light flitter and flicker and finches alight and leave. Rich copper brick, slates faux and fey, the discontinued is resumable.

''12''
Ten nautical brothers, arraigned and displayed, healthy, painted, untroubled and convinced of their invincibility, slapping away at the totem. United they stand, brandy in hand.
 
''11''
Disparate tendencies up on the ridge, the panels and panes reflecting perpetually. Silt, salt, ash, the heads of villagers, gas mains and half-sunken ships, thick cords of steel, moss. Plans taking shape, the rectangular board in their cuboid headquarters, grasping, gasping, gaping.
 
''10''
A terrapin tank reflects the moonlight, as distilled through a tall, oily window and the fronds of several enormous ferns.

''9''
At the edge of a circular panel, a circular light radiates a circular glow. A rectangular wall in a cuboid room receives the circular glow and it is conical until it becomes and remains a circle. The rectangular wall of the cuboid now displays a circular shape of light. Nothing interrupts the circle, or the rectangle, or the cuboid, or the cone. The light continues to shine against the wall and all the shapes remain the same.
 
''8''
A singular point of light. Ground ruptures and trees topple. Solemnity and gauze, haphazard and zig-zag, coat the graze. Propulsion achieved, a dashed line demarcates the situation, recent concrete and idiot lungs, and all this at a time when a tree and a rock made a thousand weapons.
 
''7''
The slightest redaction, the tights and red action, her jeans are the colour of royal blood. Line the streets with your blood, the village floods as unbearable shapes descend. Unfamiliar digits, previously off-scale, making threats empty as a weathered model village. Few surfaces left to reverberate off, decades fallen into the unsympathetic surf. A page of print preceding an infinite awkward silence, peppered with drunken spikes, anomalies which serve to underpin; nothing is deleted.

''6''
Wires crossed, a wire crossed, lines crisp and time lost. A graph obsolesced by dust - its lines hidden and their relevance faded - a forgotten room of obsolete information. Rafters marked by no human, those humans are no longer here, you find their final document still under the plate, awaiting absorption. Cut wires from the walls and ceiling, remove what is relevant and leave.

''5''
Two temporary structures, leaning forward. Bases rounded and apt boundaries drawn, bound and drawn out, shocking in their brightness and brightness everywhere. A woman sings and stops singing. Wrapped securely, not rakish, snaking perfectly and synchronised by default. Months pass and the structures lean.

''4''
Muscular and painted, an iron hand clicks on. No collective acceleration, coastal and languid, a celestial path self-aware and inevitable. Deviant claims and yet no deviation, the path standardised and meticulously maintained. Chaos disproves itself, yellow blooms held meaninglessly aloft. The penultimate premise is always false. This is always true.

''3''
Salt flats, punctuated by furze, a low orange moon and night creatures. No symbols survive. In transit, lupine and scorched. There are things that are okay to ignore.

''2''
Your objects stored within or overhead. Finger the material, finger the outline, finger the essence of the object, experience the object with fingers, your fingers, which tell you what happens, listen to your fingers, your fingers always matter, your fingers remain relevant.

''1''
Mosaic fresco, hazy and incomplete, the final qualifier subsumed by translation. Eerie on the fringes of the oblast, a taste in the air, like the woodlands of infancy, populated by mutants, all placid and growing patiently. Fungi, fawns and distilled space-light, the canopy alone obscures the universe, each leaf hides a thousand galaxies.
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
Written by [[MC]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[TJ]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
''Live''
[[04/04/10]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
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Words written by Derek Biglin, [[RH]]

10/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Beards]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Double mercury]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Something, something, something
Something else
You can suck my cock
You can suck my cock
If it isn't something
It's something else
You can suck my cock
You can suck my cock

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[soof200.png]]

01 [[Rhinoceros thighs]] 2:13
02 [[Christmas in lace]] 4:55
03 [[Merana]] 2:53
04 [[How to make history judge you kindly]] 3:47
05 [[A thousand loving thrusts]] 3:56
06 [[I am a swan]] 3:08
07 [[The owl you became]] 3:21
24:13

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitars, keys
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, voice, harmonica

Recorded in Bristol, 28-30 November 2013
Released 2 December 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/sum-of-our-flaws]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[I gave myself to Tarok the first night we met]]
Song and words by [[VS]]
Music by [[VS]], [[AS]], [[RH]], [[SG]]

06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
Half a K from generic mushroom art
And a bookshop with its Bryson shelf stacked
Several hours away from another half-K
And the sun's lens has been badly scratched

I don't know why I have gone astray

Give me some K

Written by [[RH]]

03/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Tape wreak order]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

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[[Lips sewn with cord]]
01 [[Beak]] 2:33
02 [[Linoleum]] 5:07
03 [[Vinegar]] 3:12
04 [[Destroy]] 4:43

[[Fresh air]]
05 [[Capsize #1]] 3:21
06 [[x=int(rnd*y)+1]] 3:33
07 [[Cross-legged / Capsize #2]] 3:35
08 [[End party]] 4:27

[[Music fun!]]
09 [[Apollo 11 was (fucking) fake (!!)]] 1:22
10 [[Singing contest (template)]] 4:38
11 [[Dreaming about murdering]] 2:48
12 [[Pre-empt!]] 2:52
42:17

[[RH]] \\ guitars, percussion, programming, sampling

Recorded in Birmingham
Released March 2002
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Pittville Union, Cheltenham]]
06/02 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Irreverend]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
[img[symp200.png]]

01 [[Sympathy fuck|Sympathy fuck (piece)]] 29:20
29:20

Recorded in Bristol
Released April 2010

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/c78tipc3q42hea1/sympathy_fuck.zip]]
04/10 \\ [[Sympathy fuck]]
by [[Scythe Ethics]]

[img[sov200.png]]

01 [[Quid-shy flapper in offshore casino]] 5:36
02 [[Geoffrey?]] 6:03
03 [[Untapped hells]] 5:29
04 [[Mind that child]] 6:06
05 [[Strabismoid paparazzo dangling by pants elastic from bough]] 6:55
06 [[Entire fervent youths]] 7:41

[[RH]] \\ noise

Recorded in Bristol
Released 31 December 2017

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''Tim Hill''

01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
''Tara Johnson''

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
11/05 \\ [[3 Ring Muff Circus]] \\ [[Music to shit and piss to]]
08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
It's not as though
You took him outside and japped off his babbers
It's not as though
You took him round the back of the gap beyond the jabbers
It's not as though
You took old Jasper on a tour of a crabber
On a tour of a crabber
On a tour of a crabber

It's not as though
You asked him round the back to a jabber
It's not as though
Old Bappy [?]
It's not as though
You took old Jasper on a tour of a crabber
On a tour of a crabber
On a tour of a crabber
A tour of a crabber

Written by [[RH]]

10/17 \\ [[CRABS & BAPS]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[My hairy arse]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[tape200.png]]

01 [[Sneezing fit]] 1:50
02 [[Brain surgeon]] 2:32
03 [[How the mighty fall]] 2:12
04 [[New panicker]] 1:54
05 [[Party song]] 3:09
06 [[Mid-session interval]] :17
07 [[Suck my cock]] 1:28
08 [[Alone + loitering]] 1:01
09 [[Fucking unreal]] 3:32
10 [[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]] 2:43
11 [[Sun's lens]] 1:21
12 [[Head shop gift voucher]] 1:44
23:50

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, bass guitar, drums, percussion, yamaha, glockenspiel, cello, stylophone
[[RM]] \\ drum loops, voice

Recorded in Bristol, 19-21 March 2009, and Birmingham, 2006 and 2007
Mixed in Bristol
10 recorded and mixed by [[RM]]
Released 21 March 2009

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/tape-wreak-order]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?pgta8ia6lv3i9ak]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Written by Scott Kannberg

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Little conventions]]
Written by Dennis Brown, Chuck Lorre

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
''Recordings''
01/08 \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
10/07 \\ [[The Exeter text]]
Written by Redd Stewart, Pee Wee King

03/05 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MC]] [[RH]]

02/17 \\ [[Haunted Gun]] \\ [[Step outside]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

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01 [[Church of England]] 2:02
02 [[Killer conversation (killer)]] 1:38
03 [[Is it amazing]] 3:01
04 [[Fiery death]] 2:20
05 [[Just brain debris]] :54
06 [[Join up]] 3:39
13:37

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, drums

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released December 2003

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?cr6cy56q16ded1i]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]] and [[JG]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Larks in the palace of cork]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
by V/A

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Settle the bill]] by [[Lime Chalks]]
02 [[Moroccan town of Sale]] by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
03 [[Glue]] by [[Rob Howard]]
04 [[Spencer Grigorian]] (live) by [[Carl & Sons]]
05 [[Sleeping on the floor]] by [[The Pesty Mawgans]]
06 [[Harald Hadrada (take 1)]] by [[Lime Chalks]]
07 [[Consistently successful campaign]] by [[Rob Howard]]
08 [[Uncut bishops going mental]] by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
09 [[Mr Higgs]] by Some Kids Smashed This Up
10 [[I'll break it]] (live) by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
11 [[Chess champion]] by [[Rob Howard]]
12 [[Biscuits for the hero]] by [[Lime Chalks]]
13 [[Half Yorkshire terrier half proper dog]] by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
14 [[Moth fight]] by [[Rob Howard]]
15 [[The Cooperage is dead]] by [[Cervical Moral Bears]]
16 [[Fiery death]] by [[Lime Chalks]]
17 [[In da club]] (live) by [[Carl & Sons]]
18 [[(Common or) garden cork]] by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
19 [[I am the bishop]] by [[Rob Howard]]
20 [[Guff bride]] by [[The Turkish Delights]]
21 [[Flared music logs]] by Disparaged Tomahawk Throbber
22 [[Join up]] by [[Lime Chalks]]
23 [[Antagonistic twat]] by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
24 [[Exiled kings]] by [[Child Scientist]]
25 [[Future light cone]] / [[Backwards train]] (live) by [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]]
26 [[Mr Speaker]] by [[The Turkish Delights]]

[[MB]] \\ guitars, keyboard, drums, voice, percussion
[[RD]] \\ drums
[[GH]] \\ drums
[[JH]] \\ drums
[[AH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[JWH]] \\ voice, percussion
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, voice, keyboard, percussion, bass guitar
[[CM]] \\ voice
[[SN]] \\ drums
[[SP]] \\ bass guitar
[[CS]] \\ voice, guitar, bass guitar
[[JT]] \\ melodica
[[GW]] \\ guitar

Recorded in Cheltenham, London, Granite Falls WA, Manchester, Birmingham and Bodmin, 2002-2005
Released January 2005
Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
''Recordings''
06/06 \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
02/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[David Doyle]]
''Recordings''
07/11 \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]

''Live''
[[16/07/11]] \\ Charliefest, Par
by [[Tenement]]

[img[exeter1200.png]]

01 [[My deer]] 1:20
02 [[We were there]] :59
03 [[The redeemed]] 2:06
04 [[Ket]] :45
05 [[Teeterer]] 1:53
06 [[Depleted]] :30
07 [[Hey sleep]] 2:55
10:31

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, casio, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham, 10-11 October 2007
Released 11 October 2007

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/the-exeter-text]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?pr4oq10k9607ex7]]
''Recordings''
03/05 \\ [[Alabama ballads]]
06/02 \\ [[Chance to shine]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2013)]]
08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[A stab]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
''Recordings''
09/15 \\ [[Floccinaucinihilipilification]]
''Recordings''
12/04 \\ [[Greatcoat]]

''Live''
[[??/12/04]] \\ #15 basement, Cheltenham
''Recordings''
2004 \\ Have you ever met a happy wet man?
2002 \\ Try not going to work

''Live''
[[18/07/10]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer IV, The Lanes, Bristol
[[06/06/10]] \\ The Boneyard, Bristol
[[22/05/10]] \\ Antifolk UK Spring Festival, 12 Bar, London
[[04/04/10]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
18/08/09 \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
''Recordings''
03/06 \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Written by Jad Fair

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
''Recordings''
01/05 \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
01/05 \\ [[My hairy arse]]
08/04 \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/04 \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
07/00 \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

07/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2017)]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JWH]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/08 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The next Exeter text]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
[img[missing.png]]

01 [[It had horns]] 1:43
02 [[Romance isn't dead]] 2:37
03 [[No more cities]] 1:07
5:28

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, drums

Recorded in Birmingham
Released August 2004

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?tw9cilmxwrllykc]]
Written by Mark E Smith, Marc Riley, Craig Scanlon, Steve Hanley

12/12 \\ [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]] \\ [[圣诞快乐]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[crisp200.png]]

01 [[Amy]] 2:34
02 [[Railroad to Scarborough]] 4:09
03 [[Honest blues]] 1:59
04 [[Turquoise]] 4:03
05 [[Son, you're the tsar]] 2:49
06 [[Picture of a cat]] 5:11
07 [[Lucifer's child]] 5:26
08 [[A DVD of Mulan]] 4:08
09 [[Lucy]] 4:25
10 [[Dinosaur noises]] 2:55
11 [[How Mozart changed the face of disco]] 5:49
12 [[Special agent]] 3:25
46:53

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitar
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in London, 20-21 October 2012
Mixed in Bristol
Released 24 October 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/the-crisp-purple-dark]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?swn1aqo40ktz2wq]]
Written by [[RH]]

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
by [[Child Scientist]]

[img[damp200.png]]

01 [[A poignant and intriguing moment of mysterious indie reflection]] 2:36
02 [[Codeine error prix]] 1:44
03 [[Body = transport]] 1:25
04 [[(Understated ode to the) 70s porn (salute!)]] 1:09
05 [[Almost died, was nicer to people]] 2:39
06 [[Not only am I here]] 2:12
07 [[The face of Joaquin Phoenix]] :49
08 [[Part-ex]] 1:50
09 [[Exiled kings]] 2:46
10 [[Sleepin safe]] 1:34
11 [[Stupid twat]] 1:18
12 [[Analogue carnage]] 2:31
13 [[Jet sparrow mandate]] 1:09
14 [[Flaccid acid]] :55
15 [[Is an ambiguous sexuality really all that hip?]] 1:26
16 [[6 - 1 = fuckchops]] 1:36
17 [[Pinto complex, roaning, mealy/pangare + sooty/smutty]] 1:23
18 [[Make off with the]] 1:33
19 [[Birdfaced physics man]] :53
20 [[A car in a lake]] 1:59
21 [[Crystallized nazal bliss mutha!]] 1:45
22 [[The damp inquest|The damp inquest (song)]] 3:59
23 [[Rio from Maccies]] :48
40:12

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice, percussion

Recorded in Birmingham, May - June 2002
Released June 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/the-damp-inquest]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?z7ev2y3kz6x9pnn]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
06/02 \\ [[Child Scientist]] \\ [[The damp inquest]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[The guff bridal suite]]
08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
No tiny girls with spindly digits
And mousey muzzles, not for me
The pixie exterior, I'm afraid I can't see past it
Poking round the fauna and fungi
Her name is crammed with As
And

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
Enwrapped in a sable, flopped
Over a table, the
Grande dame of ping pong is
Out for the count.

She’d wanted her fees paid in
Caviar, cheese and the
Husks of old coconuts,
Stippled with grout.

In light of this madness, this
Ennui, this sadness, the
Ping pong committee has
Swiftly convened.

They’d wanted to give her a
Functioning liver, a
Token of thanks for her
Decades of good.

But now they look foolish at
Best; at worst, ghoulish: the
Grande dame of ping pong so
Misunderstood.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Just because the grave awaits you
Doesn't mean you have to await it
Because you could die tomorrow
What good is it gonna do to be prepared?

Some people say
That you should live each day
As if it is the last
Well, that's a lot of crap
You should live each day as if it is the first
Take control, take control

Don't invest your time in
Feeling sorry for yourself
You've got to keep looking forward
And discard all your regrets

Some people say
That you should live each day
As if it is the last
Well, what a lot of crap
You should live each day as if it's the first
Take control, take control, take control

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live at the Adam & Eve]]
07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
by [[The Turkish Delights]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Madam Deputy Speaker]] 2:37
02 [[Teenage mutant turtles (hero/ninja)]] 4:15
03 [[Corpses, horses: stick 'em up your arse]] 3:02
04 [[It's my funeral tonight]] 6:31

''The guff bridal suite''
05 //i.// [[Depression in Room 2]] 4:12
06 //ii.// [[Jeff's 58th|Jeff's 53rd]] 4:15
07 //iii.// [[It's Jeff's funeral tonight|It's my funeral tonight]] :31
08 //iv.// [[Teenage mutant beasts|Teenage mutant turtles (hero/ninja)]] 1:28
09 //v.// [[The farmer song]] 1:04
10 //vi.// [[Guff bride]] 2:18

11 [[It's my funeral tonight]] (reprise) 1:42
31:58

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[JH]] \\ drums, voice
[[TJ]] \\ voice

Recorded in Birmingham
Released January 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?3669l0lp8668c5v]]
[img[missing.png]]

Song information missing
Released January 2008
Written by [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[hollow200.png]]

01 [[Underneath my darkness]]&nbsp;3:05
02 [[My heart is full of robots]]&nbsp;3:46
03 [[My witching fires]]&nbsp;2:33
04 [[Pastiche!]]&nbsp;1:43
05 [[Elvis' ghost]]&nbsp;3:18
06 [[Sword of Damocles]]&nbsp;3:51
07 [[The summer sun]]&nbsp;3:03

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitars&nbsp;
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, drum machine, monotron, voice

Recorded in Exeter, 28-29 November 2015
Released 2 December 2015


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Trad.

12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

07/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Clean spring]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
by [[Cervical Moral Bears]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[The Scruffcore]] 1:44
02 [[Twice the first time]] 1:58
03 [[The songs of Tom Bombadil]] :32
04 [[Little bunny foo foo]] 1:09
05 [[The history of Scruffcore, part i]] 5:07
06 [[Don't follow me home]] 3:17
07 [[None of this spirit shite]] 4:26
08 [[We are not the Manic Street Preachers...]] 4:41
09 [[...but we are the Cervical Moral Bears]] 2:41
10 [[Drooling noise for your pleasure]] 1:04
11 [[Latino cucino]] 2:06
12 [[As Higgs cries out for a phatty boombatty]] 1:57
13 [[The goodbye song]]
34:00

[[JWH]]
[[RH]]
[[RD]]

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released May 2003

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?b5423buoa75o15x]]
Written by [[PJ]]

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Whole lot of luck]] 2:12
02 [[Slept]] 2:34
03 [[Two dots and a bold shark]] 1:31
04 [[Magnitude of a tertiary]] 2:05
05 [[Warm heart]] / [[Hearth warmth]] 3:57
06 [[The festival crowd]] 1:02
13:23

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums
[[TJ]] \\ casio

Recorded in Birmingham
Released February 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?t1t8beurn5e4c28]]
Written by Jesse Fuller

06/02 \\ [[The Familie Bovine]] \\ [[Chance to shine]]
by [[Tenement]]

[img[exeter2200.png]]

01 [[Bled dry]] 1:46
02 [[Extremely green]] :31
03 [[Her eyes felt sweet]] :57
04 [[Cherry red]] 2:06
05 [[Teens]] :32
06 [[The best weekend ever]] 2:52
07 [[Been myself recently]] 2:58
11:46

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, casio, percussion, sampling

Recorded in Birmingham, December 2007 - January 2008
Released 20 January 2008

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/the-next-exeter-text]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?ba2jklq1xmhbwnc]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Written by [[RM]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
12/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Sum of our flaws]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[priest200.png]]

01 [[Developments in Toys R Us]] 4:39
02 [[Drowned in a canal]] 4:34
03 [[Circular saw]] 2:55
04 [[Battle hymn]] 3:00
05 [[The scheme of salvation]] 2:29
06 [[Internet tutorial get to the point]] 3:24
07 [[Shanty for a New York deli]] 4:52
08 [[A complete hexagon]] 2:04
09 [[Do the honours]] 2:50
10 [[The priest with two backs|The priest with two backs (song)]] 4:04
11 [[Narcissists]] 3:59
12 [[Sweetness]] 2:31
13 [[Time grit tumbles]] 4:20
14 [[The internet isn't magic]] 6:06
15 [[Spofforth's demon]] 2:45
16 [[Copywriters get over yourselves]] 3:07
17 [[Nurturing a bozwonk]] 9:00
18 [[The woman in white]] 3:17
1:10:03

[[DT]] \\ voice, guitars, keyboard, sequencer
[[RH]] \\ guitars, keyboard, voice, harmonica, drums, percussion, sequencer, monotron

Recorded in Cheltenham (14 July 2013), London (24-26 January 2014) and Bristol (28-29 January 2014)
Released 30 January 2014 

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/the-priest-with-two-backs]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Hazmat cardi]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[CA]]
Written by JRR Tolkien

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[street200.png]]

01 [[Drag|First one's free]] 3:43
02 [[Last orders]] 1:59
5:42

[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, yamaha, percussion

Recorded and mixed in Bristol, ~May-June 2008
Production premiered in Birmingham, 28 June 2008

[[Production blog|http://thestreetcleaner.blogspot.co.uk/]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/5uhc4z9sh4q3v2w/08-06_rob_howard_-_the_street_cleaner.zip]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]], [[AES]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Song and words by [[MC]]
Music by [[MC]], [[JG]], [[RH]], [[CLB]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[under200.png]]

01 [[I've committed crimes]] 3:25
02 [[Say yes to strangers]] 2:41
03 [[I hate Pink Floyd]] 2:29
04 [[Consistently successful campaign]] 2:22
05 [[Vertical horses]] 1:49
12:48

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, harmonica, percussion, loops

Recorded in Birmingham
Released July 2002

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/the-underclass-media-group]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?6ugfg0otdg1ybpc]]
07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
You talk as if you wanna leave town
But there are forces keeping you here
And you'll never see
What you're doing to yourself
Until you leave
This place
Behind

Surely it would do you good to go?
Get away from all these idiots that you know
But you'll never see
What you're doing to yourself
Until you leave

Well, I would miss you desperately
But what I want cannot be
And you'll never see
What you're doing to me
So please get out
Of here
Now
Yeah

Written by [[RH]]

03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Written by [[RH]]
City is mine so come out tonight
City is yours and mine so come out tonight
City's long and wide so come out tonight
City's big surprise full of sounds and sights
City is mine so come out tonight

Come back, come back to what you know
Come back, the walls sit down for you
Come back, the world's nowhere to go
Come back where everyone loves you

City is mine so come out tonight
City is yours and mine so come out tonight
City's long and wide so come out in it tonight
City's big surprise full of sounds and sights

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

02/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Darling you were marvellous]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[MB]]

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Written by Charlie Reid, Craig Reid

12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
In the winter, blood is thinner
Water overflows the gutter
In a tidal wave

When you say you're gonna come
It's always on my mind

In the summer
We will overthrow the government of Russia
In a tidal wave

When you ask me to come
It's always on my mind
In a tidal wave

Written by [[RH]]

07/11 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Dismissing the Alps]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/14 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The priest with two backs]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/10 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 27]]
Written by Boudleaux Bryant
Written by Ray Davies

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
03/06 \\ [[The Rhombohedral Ilk]] \\ [[Pugilist gymnasium]]
Go drinking in the 1990s
Name a place and then meet there
The jukebox has less crap on it
Smoke your fag at the pool table
Until you know this side of town
You better stay right out

Go drinking in the 1980s
Don't know if you're coming back alive
Until you know this side of town
You better stay right out

Go drinking in the 1660s
Take a sword and a velvet hat
Drink in all the filth you come across
Walk home past the heads on spikes
Until you know this side of town
You better stay right out
But consider yourself in luck
You're not on Facebppppp

Written by [[RH]]

12/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Natural border]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

09/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Earthed]]
Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
Written by Leonard Cohen
It was the torsion, not the tension 
That caught your attention 
As the narrative slipped away 
Proceed without caution 
Pay no attention 
To the safety rating 
Or the circling buzzards waiting 

Your number is your own 
But your name is mud on these streets 
And the hours and company you keep 
Are known, are known, are known 
You can never get back home 

With the continental shift 
And the island slipped adrift 
A scene too dark to mention 
A floating abortion

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Drop]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

05/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Before chief feature clamps on fully]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
Went to spend my summer days in pubs that smell of iron heat
Painful local yokels with the rubber on their feet
Watching all the ugly kids with their pharmacy jobs
Writing ugly words with fuck-faced ink
And your communications, well it's us instead of them
It's like everything's too easy and the sky is painted pink

State-sponsored psycho in a meadow at an angle
He's selling every town responses
Tangles all the townsfolk in his web of intrigue
Wraps them up in fine cuisine
And all the kids across the street are selling their pills
To your old relatives to keep the rubber on their feet

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by Gary Kemp

09/14 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[1983]]
Written by [[MC]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
Written by [[JG]], [[LH]], [[RH]]

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/12 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The crisp, purple dark]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
by [[Sharc Band]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[Gravy boat race]] :37
02 [[Business]] 18:29
03 [[Ricin plotter]] 3:14
04 [[Geiger counter]] 2:46
05 [[Arson]] 5:57
31:06

[[AH]] \\ drums, keyboard, voice
[[JM]] \\ guitar, drums, voice
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice
[[MB]] \\ bass guitar, voice
[[JWH]] \\ percussion, voice

Recorded in Cheltenham
Released February 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?0bv8rdpcd8spq97]]
Written by Saul Williams

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]], [[TJ]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]], [[TJ]], [[CM]], [[LO]]

01/06 \\ [[Dutch Resistance Museum]] \\ [[Phantom fivepence]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|~Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Song and words by [[MC]]
Music by [[MC]], [[RH]]

02/14 \\ [[Z+]] \\ [[How to leave a room]]
Written by [[MB]], [[RH]]

01/05 \\ [[The Artless Fucks: Twenty-six golden greats]]
05/04 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[Get your leg over and listen to the right sounds]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
In the evening we begin
How many beds have you slept in?
Only one, only one
And if you value your life
Stand under the tree with me
Relax your back and bend your knees
And if you value your life
Stand under the tree
In the evening we begin
And in the evening we begin
How many beds have you slept in?
How many were your own?
And if you value your life
Stand under the tree with me
Relax your back and bend your knees
Relax your back and bend your knees
And if you value your life
Stand under the tree with me
If you value your life
Stand under the tree with me
In the evening we begin
In the evening we begin
If you value your life
Stand under the tree
If you value your life
Stand under the tree with me

Written by [[RH]]

05/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[silent inlets listen]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[The hollow earth]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/16 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Before chief feature clamps on fully]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
In unfathomable antiquity, we used to say 'keep your ears warm and your lungs cold'. As times grew happier this adage was gradually forgotten, phased out like a ludicrous garment style. When life is slow, trends loop through generations, not decades - and because we died young and glorious, the loops would seldom close. Wisdom was buried in unmarked spots, undiscovered by descendents too vain to dig. I cannot recall the name of our currency, no matter how vehemently you insist we had one. At my birth, my father carved my name in stone; at his death, I carved his in wood. The guts of creatures were multi-purpose: some magic, some mundane. There was no word for 'blame'. There were thirty-one for 'shame'. Medicine and poison were one and the same. Our standard was the colour of that day's sky. We buried the dead far from home.

Written by [[RH]]

09/15 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Live fast or something]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/17 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Söventön]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
by [[DJ Pedestrian Crossing & LeBoeuf the Jurist]]

[img[utd.png]]

01 [[Nothing towards the future]] 05:08
02 [[Look at my works in I.T. and despair]] 03:19
03 [[Are you sitting comfortably, London?]] 06:00
04 [[Beautiful fleshy bum]] 03:32
17:59

[[DT]] \\ korg, drum loops, voice, samples
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Artwork by [[DT]]
Recorded in Bristol/London, August/September 2013 
Mixed in London by [[DT]], September 2013
Released 16 September 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://urbantrancedisasters.bandcamp.com/album/urban-trance-disasters]]
by [[Haunted Gun]]

[img[utsira200.png]]

01 [[South Utsire]] 10:57
02 [[North Utsire]] 10:44

[[MC]] \\ guitar, cello, banjo
[[RH]] \\ guitar

Recorded in Bristol, 7 March 2017
Released 8 March 2017

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
''Viz Sheth''

06/07 \\ [[Oh Castro]] \\ [[American now]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

04/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Other learned bodies|Other learned bodies (2002)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Written by Kathleen Hanna

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
12/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Frog & Fiddle, Cheltenham]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
by [[Lime Chalks]]

[img[verdict200.png]]

01 [[Fiery death]] (demo) 1:53
02 [[Employ headsnap]] (demo) :43
03 [[Church of England]] (demo) 1:47
04 [[Employ headsnap]] (demo) :53
05 [[Fiery death]] (instrumental) 2:24
06 [[Join up]] (instrumental) 3:50
07 [[Brunswick shit]] :59
08 [[Don't ask]] 2:42
09 [[Biscuits for the hero]] (demo) 1:30
10 [[Steve Martin]] 3:27
11 [[Ignore the singer #1]] 3:02
12 [[Ignore the singer #2]] 2:19
13 [[Live in a cave]] 3:27
14 [[Are you an item now]] (demo) 1:00
15 [[Isn't it about time]] (demo) 1:30
16 [[Nobody expects]] (demo) 2:05
17 [[Whole lot of luck]] (demo) 2:10
18 [[Two dots and a bold shark]] (demo) 3:25
39:14

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, drums, percussion
[[MB]] \\ drums

Recorded in Cheltenham and Birmingham, 2003-2004
Released February 2005

[[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?b79wuemmqor6lr7]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

08/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[Breakfast in bed with The Turkish Delights]]
Vertical horses
Vertical horses, yeah
Vertical horses
Vertical horses, yeah

Written by [[RH]]

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
07/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[The underclass media group]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]] and [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Furtive Vole Luminous]] \\ [[Ominous votive furl]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/11 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]] (re-release)
11/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Dreamjournal]]
Vincent, Vincent Price, your films are so ace
Monging E A Poe books with your big crazy face
You and Corman's influence on horror was immense
The concentration of films you made in the sixties was intense

The characters you played were often mental, fucked and schizoid
'No, I'd rather die myself than see my friends destroyed'
Exclaimed Jarrod in the House of Wax, a film you made with Charles Bronson
You look so very weird and your hair has got odd stuff on
You made the Tower of London in 1939
You got overshadowed by Karloff and never had a chance to shine
But twenty-three years later you remade the same film
Taking Rathbone's role, making what most regard as the definitive version

Vincent, Vincent Price, your films are so ace
Monging E A Poe books with your big crazy face
You and Corman's influence on horror was immense
The concentration of films you made in the sixties was intense

Many people know you as the Abominable Dr Anton
A lunatic doctor who went to kill some other doctors
Your melty face repelled filmgoers, although I can't say why
The best line of the film: 'Nine killed her, nine shall die'
Everyone loves you, Vince, including Alfred Hitchcock
He cast you in a programme called The Perfect Crime which rocked
You played a guy called Courtney who used some special clay
And this was at least four years before your Edgar Allan Poe days

Vincent, Vincent Price, your films are so ace
Monging E A Poe books with your big crazy face
You and Corman's influence on horror was immense
The frequency with which you made films in the sixties was intense

Written by [[RH]]

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Come here and fight me to the death]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Lips sewn with cord]]
by [[The Choudhury Sunsets]]

[img[vipers200.png]]

01 [[Six]] 2:21
02 [[False]] :13
03 [[Art dept.]] :48
04 [[Denholm]] :42
05 [[Followed]] :56
06 [[Fight naked]] :36
07 [[Spring blues]] :44
08 [[Never]] 1:13
09 [[You used to hate it]] :54
10 [[Lo res]] 1:24
11 [[Hot sandwich]] :44
12 [[Sandwich]] :39
13 [[Old Saturdays]] :41
14 [[24 hour taxi rank]] :53
15 [[Wooden lightning]] :29
16 [[Tamper]] 2:49
17 [[Vulvatron 6000]] :40
18 [[Sick n tired]] 1:38
19 [[Summer blues]] 1:54
20 [[Highway code]] :36
21 [[Services]] :51
22 [[Klaxon]] :59
23 [[Strangling children]] 1:26
24 [[Plague 2]] 1:13
25 [[This thing]] :30
26 [[Fuzzworld]] 2:09
27 [[Boy's name]] :46
28 [[Scrapegoat]] :39
29 [[New death]] :49
30 [[Mattress]] :34
31 [[Autumn blues]] :34
32 [[Death lullaby]] :41
33 [[Arm robber]] :53
34 [[Of Wisbech]] 1:17
35 [[Bob]] :56
36 [[Where you at]] :41
37 [[Don't]] :36
38 [[Bludgeon]] :36
39 [[Seventy]] 1:52
40 [[Event]] :37
41 [[Strap him to the gurney]] :29
42 [[Nudge palette]] :53
43 [[Winter blues]] 1:17
44 [[Commercially viable]] :28
45 [[Black belt]] :24
46 [[C. issue]] 1:07
47 [[Hymn]] :47
48 [[Cockroach death my lord]] :22
49 [[Death]] 1:49
50 [[Heroin, rape, homelessness + panic]] 1:12
48:49

[[RH]] \\ guitar, harmonica, casio, voice, percussion
[[TJ]] \\ voice, guitar

Recorded in Birmingham
Released June 2006

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/vipers-beasts-pike]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/?fda63dap5l4zs5s]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Forty days and forty nights
Forty-seven pointless fights
Using up the time in a holiday weekend
Terrapins and cherubim and paraffin and parrots
The vicar's slicing carrots for his fourteen-man parade
Double time and treble time
And nothing left in base two time
Taking back the lady you just met to meet the family
Infiltrate the outer wall
Forget the guards are there at all
Guilty of insider trading
What choice did you have?
Separate the boys from the men from the boys
It's a double-edged sword
But you'll never give the word to vacate
I'd rather just wait
And see what comes of it
It's probably nothing
No, it's likely to be something more than that

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
05/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Nothing like the taste of a warm comb]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

05/17 \\ [[Powerful Tetrahedron]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 26]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Academic asthmatic]]
''Wendy Howard''

07/16 \\ [[Pettit Four]] \\ [[You fackin' diamond]]
Wade into the darkness
Wade into the darkness
Your light will not show in the light
So wade now into the darkness

Written by [[RH]]

02/13 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[False peril]]
Where am I?
What did you just say?
I can't hear or see you
Have I just woken up?

How long was I gone for?
How long was I out?

This is so unfamiliar
The shapes and the sounds
Just give me a minute
I need to look around

How long was I gone for?
How long was I out?

Who exactly are you?
Tell me your name again
It's nothing personal
I just forget things now and then

How long was I gone for?
How long was I out?

I think I recognise you
I think I'm coming round
I guess I'm awake now
Can you help me off the ground?

Written by [[RH]]

08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Squared up to by a trainee pirate in the Bay of Biscay some time in the 1810s. Ideas above his station. Had him walk the plank, halfway and back. No further bother after that.

Did clerk work in Tang Dynasty proto-bank. What I wouldn't have given for a photostat.

For a couple decades, a few brief lives in the same peat bog. A ghost in the machine, I'm sure.

Eighteen years raising and lowering the flag on the lawn of a shack-like jungle embassy. Of all my lives so far, this one offered the greatest sense of routine.

And the stench of pork fat never leaves you
The stench of Earth under your fingernails
The stench of age creeps in like moss
The stench of youth, a draughty house, expensive to heat
Gaps, cracks, chimney, dissipates
Towards brutal magenta horizon
Blue tiles, a stack of former lives
Gritty and cobwebbed on the sill
A shack full of binbags
Summer thrill alley heat
Piss garage plasterboard rot
Nettle cornershop hunt park
Benchmark after dark
Summer binbag thrill
Cavort in your own ashes
Papier-mâché yourself in them
In you go
Back in you go
That's it

Written by [[RH]]

08/17 \\ [[Hidden Friend]] \\ [[Neukonstruktionen]]
Instrumental

Written by [[MB]], [[PJ]], [[RH]]

01/16 \\ [[Matthew, Peej & Rob]] \\ [[19.07.11]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Written by Stephen Malkmus

01/03 \\ [[Earthward Tarok Bomb]] \\ [[@ Cooperage, Plymouth|Earthward Tarok Bomb @ Cooperage, Plymouth]]
When you're losing all that you possess
And it's not enough to convalesce
When your reserves are past their best
And magnific isn't ready yet
Put your hand in my mouth
And down my throat
And stroke my warm heart

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Written by [[MC]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

01/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Get out of my office]]
Written by [[RD]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

05/03 \\ [[Cervical Moral Bears]] \\ [[The last march of the Bears]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[missing.png]]

Song information missing
Released April 2002
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/07 \\ [[Tenement]] \\ [[The Exeter text]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

08/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Slipper-padded relics]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
08/08 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gimme five]]
by [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]]

[img[wgsd5200.png]]

01 [[Please be seated / Bristol City]] 9:55
02 [[Steph's journey through Abi's mind]] 7:51
03 [[Tandoori somethin']] 6:05
04 [[Cat over money / Solo banana]] 3:26
05 [[Two doobs one scarf]] 3:23
06 [[Pillow case]] 4:20
07 [[If you want any]] 3:14
08 [[Can you put a spaniel on a wall? Find out after the break]] 7:31
09 [[D, M, BH + SV]] 3:56
10 [[P.A.R.R.O.T.]] 3:32
11 [[Whatever floats your boat]] 5:21
12 [[DELETE IT]] 15:22
73:56

[[AH]]
[[JG]]
[[JWH]]
[[RH]]
[[SH]]

Recorded in Bristol, 20 May 2014
Released 18 September 2014

[[Bandcamp|http://wizardghostsaintduck.bandcamp.com/album/wee-for-wictory]]
You are not too big to fail
You are not too young to care
You have taken liberties
There are insects in your hair
Another checked box under your stretched belt
Will you take a leaf from the spider's book?
When the wreckage is back in the hangar
Will you be in deference to the small picture?
Dead pigeons wedged under the roof slates
Winter sun sinks down on the sunken town
You were once in the centre of the picture
But now you are nowhere to be found

And now three decades on
And this is what you're telling me
I waited all this time for nothing to happen

You are not too big
You are not too young
You have taken
There are insects
Another checked box
Will you take a leaf?
When the wreckage is back in that hangar
Would you at least take a look at the bigger picture?

Written by [[RH]]

04/16 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[What / Limb]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[whatlimb200.png]]

01 [[What]] 1:38
02 [[Limb]] 1:56

[[RH]] \\ guitars, voice, monotron, percussion

Written and recorded in Coventry and Bristol

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by [[Hidden Friend]]

[img[ails200.png]]

01 [[Exercise B]] 3:16
02 [[Stage school toughs]] 11:12
03 [[Gyro]] 2:56
04 [[Self storage]] 5:51
05 [[Exercise A]] 1:40
06 [[Pier]] 10:28

[[RH]] \\ guitar, mouth

Recorded in Bristol, 5-15 February 2017
Released 19 February 2017

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Written by [[LH]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Ten thousand cracks in his dentures
Ten thousand ill-advised ventures
Twelve hundred spins of a bookcase
Nine hundred and one scars on my face
Now the papers have all found him
What is there left to prove?

I met the duke in East Berlin
He owned a shiny orb cog like no other
He hovered over the corner of my penthouse
He almost brushed my pot plants off the side of the roof
I said, I said to him 'Come down Mr Duke'
But he just threw some small items at me

Written by [[RH]]

05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Gnawed phase]]
06/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Part the ninth]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
Written by David Kilgour

07/11 \\ [[The Dog Brushes]] \\ [[Live at Charliefest|Live at Charliefest (2011)]]
Written by [[RH]]

06/07 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Jen = 24]]
Written by [[AH]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

09/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
i.

Whatmough fell jotting on the blindspot.
He plunged his club into bloppy aspic.
He spake whereof he knew —
Nowt else would do.

ii.

Maastricht went acrid at the equinox.
Uptown smelt of sported socks.
The Central Business District:
Cocks.

iii.

Back to Basics with Basquiat:
Boxes stacked back-to-back in the annexe;
Birds flock to an oxbow of Botox;
Bricks block the crypt off.

iv.

Look in the bullpen: a livid Smedley!
Round his neck, unburnished medals
Hang from tatty ribbon
Like flowerbed toddler junk.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

03/17 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Man googles aphorism (gets in hot water)]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

11/16 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Lovely sleevework]]
When it happens to you, it happens to me
And as far as I can see, there's no way of avoiding it
But if it happened to me, it might not happen to you
And that's an issue that we absolutely must address

When it happens to you, it happens to me
But very differently, and that's exactly how I like it
But when it happens to me and not to you
As it's prone to do, maybe then you will see

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
Written by [[LH]], [[RH]]

09/07 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Bending over Neville]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Written by Lionel Bart
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[PB]], [[RH]]

02/07 \\ [[Party Mule]] \\ [[Oh how we laughed]]
I took a train to sort things out
But it didn't look like being much fun
So I took some existentialist literature along with me
To make me feel numb
At first it worked a fucking treat
Within five minutes I was feeling completely detached
From the unpleasantness awaiting me
The perfect plan perfectly hatched
But then the station loomed into sight
And the effect began to wear off
I began to panic and sweat
And once again all seemed lost
But it turned out okay in the end
I got there and back in one piece
And who do I have to thank for this?
Well, whoever invented existentialism
And a whole lot of luck

Written by [[RH]]

02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Verdict: misadventure]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Long route to the quicke fixe]]
02/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[The main drag]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]], [[ALS]]

07/04 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[A further evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic!|Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
Written by Lennon/~McCartney

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
Sick of following my lead
The animals ran wild
But one day they came back
And they took away my child

Taken by a crazy menagerie
I know whatever went away
Is watching over me

Written by [[RH]]

06/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Light is uncontrollable: 3 years of tambourine + other noise]]
12/01 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fuzzy sketches]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Sick notes]]
by [[Hidden Friend]]

[img[wing200.png]]

01 [[All men are drunk]] 5:30
02 [[Greenhill]] 6:14
03 [[Pier]] 10:28
04 [[Hof]] 1:12
05 [[March of the]] 4:28
06 [[Bitter cold]] 3:41
07 [[Stage school toughs]] 11:12
08 [[Elephant]] 3:23
09 [[Steaming]] 2:00
10 [[Orange tree]] 26:15

Compilation
Released 7 November 2017

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Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by Neil Young

08/05 \\ [[Jesmond Villas & The Quids]] \\ [[Cavalcade of stars]]
Why don't you tell me what you got?
Don't you know that it is never enough?
Why don't you tell me what you got?
Don't you know that it is never enough?

It won't suffice
It won't suffice
I never thought I'd see the day
It come

Why don't you show me what you had?
Don't you know that you should never have had?
Why don't you show me what you did?
Don't you know that it won't go down too well?

Unlike you
It will not suffice
I never thought I'd see the day
That it comes back
That it comes back
I never thought I'd see the day
That it comes back

Written by [[RH]]

05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
by [[Figurines of the Wretched]]

[img[wispier200.png]]

01 [[I resign!]] 4:35
02 [[You are not the lord of the sea and how dare you come here and try this shit in my jazz basement]] 4:38
03 [[Why I hate art]] 5:13
04 [[Band substances]] 8:02
22:29

[[DT]] \\ voice, keyboard, monotron, drum loop
[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Recorded in London, 13-15 September 2013
Mixed in Bristol, October 2013
Released 9 October 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://figurinesofthewretched.bandcamp.com/album/wispier-more-enigmatic-more-long-suffering-less-argumentative]]
Written by [[AH]], [[DT]], [[JG]], [[JWH]], [[RH]], [[SH]]

03/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
''Recordings''
09/14 \\ [[Wee for Wictory]]
05/14 \\ [[Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.]]
03/14 \\ [[Glorious realm of sweatless triumph]]
01/14 \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
12/13 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.|Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck. (2013)]]
by [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]]

[img[wizard200.png]]

01 [[My card, sir]] 2:16
02 [[Simon the centaur]] 4:26
03 [[Computer driving]] 4:21
04 [[Beer run]] 3:28
05 [[Avian influenza]] 3:42
06 [[Bristol listings, November]] 5:03
07 [[Ubi sunt the lighters?]] 4:10
08 [[Those Cleethorpes nights]] 5:21
09 [[Meditations in sea]] 4:57
37:44

[[JG]] \\ violin, glockenspiel, voice
[[SH]] \\ violin, harmonica, voice
[[AH]] \\ guitars, drums, voice
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drums, harmonica, voice
[[DT]] \\ guitars, drums, kazoo, voice

Recorded in Bristol, 30 November 2013
Released 1 December 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://wizardghostsaintduck.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-ghost-saint-duck]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

12/15 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Flounce over the horizon]]
01/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[An idea of a germ]]
by [[Scythe Ethics]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[See that??]] 1:22
02 [[Pharmacy job]] 2:24
03 [[Proof of postage is not proof of receipt]] 3:34
04 [[Geek potion]] 1:10
05 [[Idiots at my door]] 1:22
06 [[Geek potion]] (pot of fire) 3:56
13:51

[[RH]] \\ guitars, programming
[[ER]] \\ remixing on 6

Recorded in Birmingham; 6 remixed in Sterling Heights, MI, USA
Released March 2001
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Written by Buddy Holly

12/07 \\ [[Worthington & The Creamflows]] \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
''Recordings''
12/07 \\ [[Cheers; all the best!]]
Written by [[JH]], [[RH]]

07/00 \\ [[The Turkish Delights]] \\ [[An evening with The Turkish Delights]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

02/18 \\ [[Ynouhz]] \\ [[At throats]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Far ellipse]]
Yes I am
And I will indefinitely be
And yes I do
And I will continue to do so
And you know that I'd do anything to show
That I know pretty much everything there is to know
It's true

Yes I can
And I have always been able to
And yes I will
And I will, I will, I will, I will, I will
But I'd sell my soul
To be a part of you
And you know that that much at least is true
But I will continue to plough this furrow on my own
Until you join me
But I want to show that it's just a bad joke

Written by [[RH]]

07/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Leap second]]
04/05 \\ [[Lime Chalks]] \\ [[Grounds]]
Written by [[JG]], [[SH]], [[AH]], [[JWH]], [[RH]]

01/14 \\ [[Wizard. Ghost. Saint. Duck.]] \\ [[Afternoon of power]]
Yesterday and/or tomorrow
Either/both is/are fine for me

Written by [[RH]]

02/03 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Put your mouth to the mouthpiece and your ear to the earpiece]]
In the village of the windy vale
On the cusp of Gusty Bay
The children laugh their kneecaps off
There was always room to play

Kol hakavod
Lehit
Lama lo
Kol hakavod

They would climb the trees and straddle rocks
At the cliff-face made of clay
They would gambol in the farming fields
Amongst the plots of hay

In the city of the fusty must
In the wake of the smoky tower
The children cough their coffee up
The milk was always sour

Tizku l'mitzvot
Yishar koach
Tizku l'mitzvot

They would climb the walls and fight with rocks
No penance ere to pay
See them writhing down their grimy streets
Among the blocks of grey

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
''Recordings''
02/18 \\ [[At throats]]
Written by [[RH]], [[DT]]

10/13 \\ [[Figurines of the Wretched]] \\ [[Wispier! More enigmatic!|Wispier! More enigmatic! (More long-suffering, less argumentative?!)]]
by [[Pettit Four]]

[img[missing.png]]

01 [[If I had my life to live over]]
02 [[All I have to do is dream]]
03 [[Red roses for a blue lady]]
04 [[The wedding]] / [[My old dutch]]

[[JG]]
[[LH]]
[[RH]]
[[WH]]

Recorded in Birmingham and Bristol
Released July 2016
Written by [[LH]]
Written by George Harrison
Written by Brian Wilson, Tony Asher

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

06/06 \\ [[The Choudhury Sunsets]] \\ [[Vipers, beasts, pike]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

10/00 \\ [[Scythe Ethics]] \\ [[Circle plot]]
Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
Written by Mark E Smith, Marc Riley, Craig Scanlon

04/04 \\ [[Carl & Sons]] \\ [[@ Retro Bar, Manchester]]
There are mines in every place and every time

A plastic genius
A plastic meniscus
Your monastic period
A plastic spastic genius

A car-sick funeral
A new state capital

A classified communiqué
An underdone entrée
A published anecdote
A sexual asymptote
A sexual asymptote

There are mines in every place and every time
There are mines in every place and every time

Written by [[RH]]

05/09 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Remorse coda MMIX (Anth's new year fish)]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

11/12 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Phase out: instrumentals, 2001-10]]
05/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Me 1 You 0]]
Trees are full of terrifying sounds
And the waters of the ocean
Trees are full of terrifying sounds
Trees are full of very frightening sounds
And the valleys of the mountains
Trees are full of very frightening sounds

Satellites can see your table
Satellites can see your table
And the colours of your garden
Satellites can see your table
Satellites can see your table
And your comings and your goings
Satellites can see your picnic table from space

Written by [[JG]], [[RH]]

07/07 \\ [[Parachute Game]] \\ [[10 buggered moments]]
''Recordings''
02/14 \\ [[How to leave a room]]

''Live''
[[21/08/11]] \\ Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire
[[05/08/11]] \\ The Victoria, Birmingham
[[04/09/10]] \\ Moseley Folk Festival, Birmingham
[[18/07/10]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer IV, The Lanes, Bristol
[[15/06/10]] \\ Victoria Works, Bath
[[28/04/10]] \\ 35 King Street, Bristol
[[04/04/10]] \\ Antifolk Alldayer III, The Lanes, Bristol
[[24/03/10]] \\ Oxfam, Keynsham
[[18/03/10]] \\ The Lansdown, Bristol
[[27/02/10]] \\ The Cube, Bristol
[[31/10/09]] \\ Denbigh Street, Bristol
[[27/10/09]] \\ The Miners Arms, Bristol
Jethro took his new zangy out for a spin, and Rothschild tagged along. At the border, officials dismantled the zangy before allowing the pair to pass, and Jethro was forced to spend the afternoon lugging the parts in a standard-issue government crate on his back. Rothschild declined to share the burden.
	
Re-approaching the border that evening, Jethro was relieved to meet a fresh shift of officials, a gentler bunch who cheerfully assisted with the zangy’s reassembly. Jethro dropped Rothschild off, sped back to his room, and flopped open the phone book. He placed an order for two barrels of marine slurry – one to be delivered, sealed, to the border officials, and one to be put aside until the opportunity to siphon it through Rothschild’s letterbox presented itself.

Written by [[RH]]

11/17 \\ [[plainclothesman]] \\ [[Speak now!]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

12/13 \\ [[Famous Urbane Mouths]] \\ [[Harmless friendly horseplay]]
by [[Famous Urbane Mouths]]

[img[bonc200.png]]

01 [[Skin shed]] 3:19
02 [[R. Baggio]] 3:26
03 [[Gong hut]] 1:25
04 [[Blair trike]] 3:34
05 [[Cannibals]] 2:20

[[RH]] \\ guitars, percussion, voice

Written and recorded in Bristol, 20 October - 21 November 2016
Released 26 November 2016

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''Recordings''
10/17 \\ [[defects / in character]]
Words written by [[PB]]
Music written by [[RH]]

10/17 \\ [[cull lust]] \\ [[defects / in character]]
by [[cull lust]]

[img[definc200.png]]

01 [[defects]] 2:31
02 [[in character]] 1:38

[[RH]] \\ guitar, mouth, body, pen
[[PB]] \\ [[words|https://collectednouns.wordpress.com]]

Recorded 20 October 2017 in Bristol
Released 21 October 2017

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Words written by [[PB]]
Music written by [[RH]]

10/17 \\ [[cull lust]] \\ [[defects / in character]]
''Recordings''
11/17 \\ [[Speak now!]]
by [[Rob Howard]]

[img[sil200.png]]

01 [[Diggers move in]] 3:11
02 [[Bail house]] 2:13
03 [[Smoke ink]] 3:11
04 [[Under the tree]] 9:30
18:06

[[RH]] \\ guitar, voice

Written and recorded in 邵阳市, March 2013 
Mixed in Bristol, May 2013
Released 6 May 2013

[[Bandcamp|http://robhoward.bandcamp.com/album/silent-inlets-listen]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/m43l55br19k1hia/13-05_rob_howard_-_silent_inlets_listen.zip]]
by [[Dolly Bell]]

[img[pripyat200.png]]

01 [[Rumbelows Cup]] 4:16
02 [[Euphrates]] 3:19
03 [[Robbed and appalled]] 2:47
04 [[Mr Owl ate my metal worm]] 3:56
05 [[Jettisoned in East Acton]] 7:03
21:21

[[PB]] \\ guitar, keyboards, glockenspiel, voice, stylophone, harmonica
[[RH]] \\ guitars, drum loop, monotron, voice, harmonica, melodica, percussion

Written and recorded in Bristol, 19-20 October 2013
Released 6 November 2013

[[Bandcamp|https://dollybell.bandcamp.com/album/the-pripyat-e-p]]
Instrumental

Written by [[RH]]

03/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Super duper wooper gooper joopah!]]
02/02 \\ [[Rob Howard]] \\ [[Fresh air]]
by [[Birds of the Cornish Coast]]

[img[merry200.png]]

01 [[False skorpion]] 2:17
02 [[Happiness is a warm gun]] 3:07
03 [[The container drivers]] 3:28
04 [[Anything could happen]] 2:43
05 [[My shittox]] 2:36
06 [[History]] 3:37
07 [[I get wet]] 3:14
08 [[Silent night]] 4:15
25:20

[[JG]]
[[AH]]
[[JWH]]
[[RH]]

Recorded in Bristol, 4 December 2012
Released 4 December 2012

[[Bandcamp|http://birdsofthecornishcoast.bandcamp.com/album/-]] \\ [[zip|http://www.mediafire.com/download/wqx8dbsrb1tfxlf/12-12_birds_of_the_cornish_coast_-_%E5%9C%A3%E8%AF%9E%E5%BF%AB%E4%B9%90.zip]]